@kidswritejokes.bsky.social
These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 📙: http://tinyurl.com/kwjbook
Who drives sheep to the hospital
A van
A van
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Who drives sheep to the hospital
A van
A van
Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting chair
Interrupting chair wh-
CHAAAIIIR
Who’s there
Interrupting chair
Interrupting chair wh-
CHAAAIIIR
September 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting chair
Interrupting chair wh-
CHAAAIIIR
Who’s there
Interrupting chair
Interrupting chair wh-
CHAAAIIIR
What does a karate burglar do?
just karate, why?
just karate, why?
September 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What does a karate burglar do?
just karate, why?
just karate, why?
three babies are playing and one says: im a boy because i have red shoes
Other: Ima girl because i have pink shoes
And other:I don’t know ,because im not wearing any shoes
Other: Ima girl because i have pink shoes
And other:I don’t know ,because im not wearing any shoes
September 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
three babies are playing and one says: im a boy because i have red shoes
Other: Ima girl because i have pink shoes
And other:I don’t know ,because im not wearing any shoes
Other: Ima girl because i have pink shoes
And other:I don’t know ,because im not wearing any shoes
why did the crab go to prison
crimes
crimes
August 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
why did the crab go to prison
crimes
crimes
why did the man eat wee
it was the end of the end of the world
but not now
it was the end of the end of the world
but not now
August 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
why did the man eat wee
it was the end of the end of the world
but not now
it was the end of the end of the world
but not now
What did the guy say to the guy?
Hi I'm a guy
Hi I'm a guy
August 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What did the guy say to the guy?
Hi I'm a guy
Hi I'm a guy
Knock knock
who's there?
nobody... They had to go to a meeting.
who's there?
nobody... They had to go to a meeting.
August 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Knock knock
who's there?
nobody... They had to go to a meeting.
who's there?
nobody... They had to go to a meeting.
Are you doing a poo?
YOU'LL SEE
YOU'LL SEE
July 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Are you doing a poo?
YOU'LL SEE
YOU'LL SEE
Some people have 2 eyebrows and some people have 10 eyebrows
July 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Some people have 2 eyebrows and some people have 10 eyebrows
What do you call a unicorn who has a job in a cheese restaurant?
Cheese.
Cheese.
July 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What do you call a unicorn who has a job in a cheese restaurant?
Cheese.
Cheese.
did you know that if you stare at number 3 for ages it looks like a butt
July 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
did you know that if you stare at number 3 for ages it looks like a butt
what is the capital letter of Italy?
I is the capital letter of Italy
I is the capital letter of Italy
July 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
what is the capital letter of Italy?
I is the capital letter of Italy
I is the capital letter of Italy
do you no what
get out of my house
get out of my house
July 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
do you no what
get out of my house
get out of my house
What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?
Banana
Banana
October 17, 2024 at 7:43 PM
What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?
Banana
Banana