Elizabeth
@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
I decided to live. I am very brave. It’s weird you’re not more impressed.
I just did the thing where I sat down and thought I was done for the night, but then remembered that I still need to take the trash out.
I might just die instead. I really don't want to get up again
I might just die instead. I really don't want to get up again
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I decided to live. I am very brave. It’s weird you’re not more impressed.
I just did the thing where I sat down and thought I was done for the night, but then remembered that I still need to take the trash out.
I might just die instead. I really don't want to get up again
I might just die instead. I really don't want to get up again
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I just did the thing where I sat down and thought I was done for the night, but then remembered that I still need to take the trash out.
I might just die instead. I really don't want to get up again
I might just die instead. I really don't want to get up again
I'm holding out for the Albert Pujols Prize for Humanitarianism
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'm holding out for the Albert Pujols Prize for Humanitarianism
Fat bottom girl, indeed.
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Fat bottom girl, indeed.
It's after 5 pm, which may as well be 6 pm, which is practically midnight; therefore, it is bedtime.
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's after 5 pm, which may as well be 6 pm, which is practically midnight; therefore, it is bedtime.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Axl's gonna be pissed.
Trump's playlist pumps "Live and Let Die" before his "Delivering Peace" event
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Axl's gonna be pissed.
I hate Hakeem Jeffries.
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I hate Hakeem Jeffries.
Well good morning blinding headache. What a nice surprise to wake up to.
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Well good morning blinding headache. What a nice surprise to wake up to.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Also Jimmy Fallon is a soulless ghoul who will not, in any way, place the slightest amount of pressure on him over the sexual abuse OR how he's destroying the world.
He will fellate him openly, just like he has for every rich sociopath they bring on to fail at looking relatable.
He will fellate him openly, just like he has for every rich sociopath they bring on to fail at looking relatable.
Reminder that Sam Altman is being sued by his younger sister for sexual abuse.
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Also Jimmy Fallon is a soulless ghoul who will not, in any way, place the slightest amount of pressure on him over the sexual abuse OR how he's destroying the world.
He will fellate him openly, just like he has for every rich sociopath they bring on to fail at looking relatable.
He will fellate him openly, just like he has for every rich sociopath they bring on to fail at looking relatable.
I can't see that word (name?) without hearing "Good gracious, ass is bodacious" in my head.
Mr. Ignatius, you and Nelly did that to your son.
Mr. Ignatius, you and Nelly did that to your son.
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I can't see that word (name?) without hearing "Good gracious, ass is bodacious" in my head.
Mr. Ignatius, you and Nelly did that to your son.
Mr. Ignatius, you and Nelly did that to your son.
That’s some iv port bruising if I’ve ever seen it. Weird they’d go into his hand if they didn’t have to. His arms must be shot.
Trump had some hefty bandages yesterday on the back of right hand -- the same one that is often discolored
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
That’s some iv port bruising if I’ve ever seen it. Weird they’d go into his hand if they didn’t have to. His arms must be shot.
I'm in a meeting listening to someone be super wrong in a way that will make her job incredibly difficult but not really impact anything else. She's also a huge asshole who seems to think her primary responsibilty is to create extra work for me.
I'm going to enjoy watching her learn the hard way.
I'm going to enjoy watching her learn the hard way.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm in a meeting listening to someone be super wrong in a way that will make her job incredibly difficult but not really impact anything else. She's also a huge asshole who seems to think her primary responsibilty is to create extra work for me.
I'm going to enjoy watching her learn the hard way.
I'm going to enjoy watching her learn the hard way.
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I’m not interested in Olivia Nuzzi’s book because I’m a human being with self respect and if I ever wanted to read dogshit writing about yearning despite having no real problems, I could just dig up poems I wrote in middle school
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m not interested in Olivia Nuzzi’s book because I’m a human being with self respect and if I ever wanted to read dogshit writing about yearning despite having no real problems, I could just dig up poems I wrote in middle school
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So here it is. I have NOT edited it so you'll have to fast forward or wait for the action lol I couldn't watch it back bc of cringe!!! 😂😭 If you enjoyed this mini disaster, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE consider donating to help me get my furnace replaced. MissRoyalFashionista on CA or venmo.
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So here it is. I have NOT edited it so you'll have to fast forward or wait for the action lol I couldn't watch it back bc of cringe!!! 😂😭 If you enjoyed this mini disaster, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE consider donating to help me get my furnace replaced. MissRoyalFashionista on CA or venmo.
Well this opens the door for my "only Alex Gordon" campaign.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Well this opens the door for my "only Alex Gordon" campaign.
My job pays me on the 8th and the 23rd of every month, which it changed to a year ago from an every other week pay schedule.
It's still dumb and I still hate it.
It's still dumb and I still hate it.
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My job pays me on the 8th and the 23rd of every month, which it changed to a year ago from an every other week pay schedule.
It's still dumb and I still hate it.
It's still dumb and I still hate it.
Watching/listening to this as I work. Interesting premise of removing players with evidence of cheating since 1990 and speculating the impact to the season. We're in 2002 and I catch this, removing Beltran's 4.4 WAR from the 100 loss season and still beating Detroit. youtu.be/gur__BPkHZg?...
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Watching/listening to this as I work. Interesting premise of removing players with evidence of cheating since 1990 and speculating the impact to the season. We're in 2002 and I catch this, removing Beltran's 4.4 WAR from the 100 loss season and still beating Detroit. youtu.be/gur__BPkHZg?...
Happy Replay/Wrapped Day to those who celebrate
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Happy Replay/Wrapped Day to those who celebrate
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i think you're just being disagreeable in exactly the way that you seem to relish and i'm glad that's fun for you.
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i think you're just being disagreeable in exactly the way that you seem to relish and i'm glad that's fun for you.
Back on my bullshit.
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Back on my bullshit.
When the fuck has she actually been silent?
NEW: Olivia Nuzzi is at the center of two major scandals—one roiling journalism the other implicating Robert F Kennedy Jr.
Tonight she speaks with Tim Miller. lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Tonight she speaks with Tim Miller. lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
When the fuck has she actually been silent?