Elizabeth
@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
Hannibal.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Hannibal.
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I live a trad life, living off the land simply, because living natural is the best way. If you want to know how to live off the land simply and without technology, please watch my TikTok videos and join the discord, I also stream on Twitch every Thursday where I scream at women who wear pants
February 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I live a trad life, living off the land simply, because living natural is the best way. If you want to know how to live off the land simply and without technology, please watch my TikTok videos and join the discord, I also stream on Twitch every Thursday where I scream at women who wear pants
Moose has no patience for my slow ass.
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Moose has no patience for my slow ass.
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Seems unfair that "great character actor" means "person who was a way better actor than Hollywood stars, but was not good looking enough"
February 18, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Seems unfair that "great character actor" means "person who was a way better actor than Hollywood stars, but was not good looking enough"
Guys! I found my *good* heating pad! 🎉
February 18, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Guys! I found my *good* heating pad! 🎉
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Blessing your feed with a Salvy smile. 😁
February 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Blessing your feed with a Salvy smile. 😁
OVO happy meal?
February 17, 2026 at 11:29 PM
OVO happy meal?
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I love that these are back in style 😂
February 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I love that these are back in style 😂
well this sucks.
“A titan.” Stars from Adam Sandler to Viola Davis, Walton Goggins, Marisa Tomei, and more are honoring Robert Duvall following the actor’s death yesterday at 95.
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
'Greatness Never Dies': Adam Sandler, Viola Davis, and More Honor Robert Duvall
Robert Duvall's co-stars, including Adam Sandler, Viola Davis, and Michael Keaton, are sharing tributes to the legendary actor, who died at age 95.
www.rollingstone.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
well this sucks.
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Being an adult is cool because you’re exhausted all the time but you also get the satisfaction of not really accomplishing anything
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Being an adult is cool because you’re exhausted all the time but you also get the satisfaction of not really accomplishing anything
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listen, i *will* vote for 99% hitler. i dont care if there's an election going on or announced candidates or anything. it's happening
February 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
listen, i *will* vote for 99% hitler. i dont care if there's an election going on or announced candidates or anything. it's happening
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Anyone pitching Newsom wants the Dems to lose. It's that simple.
February 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Anyone pitching Newsom wants the Dems to lose. It's that simple.
Just remembered that the last thing I did before logging off Friday was to arrange for Tuesday off. 🎉
February 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Just remembered that the last thing I did before logging off Friday was to arrange for Tuesday off. 🎉
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Checking in with our P’s and C’s!
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Checking in with our P’s and C’s!
Look who got caught napping in the sock basket and cannot believe I had the audacity to wake her.
February 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Look who got caught napping in the sock basket and cannot believe I had the audacity to wake her.
This is wonderful!
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
This is wonderful!
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
I finally sorted through this week's mail this morning and found my lovely card from @scribblymoth.bsky.social.
You are as lovely and delightful as you are kind. Thank you! 💙
You are as lovely and delightful as you are kind. Thank you! 💙
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I finally sorted through this week's mail this morning and found my lovely card from @scribblymoth.bsky.social.
You are as lovely and delightful as you are kind. Thank you! 💙
You are as lovely and delightful as you are kind. Thank you! 💙
It’s me! I’m the Mack. I have returned.
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
It’s me! I’m the Mack. I have returned.
Nothing like Valentine's Day to make a man you divorced in 2009 call you in the middle of the night and demand to know why you stopped sleeping with him 17 years ago.
February 15, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Nothing like Valentine's Day to make a man you divorced in 2009 call you in the middle of the night and demand to know why you stopped sleeping with him 17 years ago.
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screenshotting every “forever valentine” post to use as ammunition later
February 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
screenshotting every “forever valentine” post to use as ammunition later
This is how I win!
Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
February 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
This is how I win!
