Elizabeth
@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
NOW it’s time for the holiday playlists.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
NOW it’s time for the holiday playlists.
Don’t get it twisted.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Don’t get it twisted.
Ok, that’s enough for the day. Let’s all go back to bed.
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Ok, that’s enough for the day. Let’s all go back to bed.
See a tortie, post a tortie
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
See a tortie, post a tortie
I'm really glad today is a planned rest day. I am sore and may die.
Ladies & gentlemen... The Beatles!
Ladies & gentlemen... The Beatles!
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I'm really glad today is a planned rest day. I am sore and may die.
Ladies & gentlemen... The Beatles!
Ladies & gentlemen... The Beatles!
A movie that takes place (in part) where you’re from
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A movie that takes place (in part) where you’re from
Worshipping as one does on the lords day
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Worshipping as one does on the lords day
Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam. Sunbeams are never made like me
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam. Sunbeams are never made like me
I just need you to want me. Am I asking too much?
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I just need you to want me. Am I asking too much?
And it’s Wednesday
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
And it’s Wednesday
It’s like you don’t even know me, Stevie
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It’s like you don’t even know me, Stevie
I just noticed that I'm out of wet cat food which means if I don't make it to the store tonight, I may be murdered in my sleep most adorably.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I just noticed that I'm out of wet cat food which means if I don't make it to the store tonight, I may be murdered in my sleep most adorably.
Taking Moose on a quick after work walk and she’s doing all she can to teach me that quick walks aren’t a thing.
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Taking Moose on a quick after work walk and she’s doing all she can to teach me that quick walks aren’t a thing.
Finishing a laundry order with a lot of kids clothes in it and this shirt is covered in signatures and “miss you!” But I flipped it to fold it and found this. 😂
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Finishing a laundry order with a lot of kids clothes in it and this shirt is covered in signatures and “miss you!” But I flipped it to fold it and found this. 😂
I owe moose lots of “I’ve been a sad immovable object this week and have been neglecting your exercise needs” apology walks.
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I owe moose lots of “I’ve been a sad immovable object this week and have been neglecting your exercise needs” apology walks.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
I know not everybody has got a body like me
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I know not everybody has got a body like me
When I'm President, all my economic data is coming from The Store
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When I'm President, all my economic data is coming from The Store
And now to enjoy my day off
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
And now to enjoy my day off
Even my weather app knows.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Even my weather app knows.
And now I'm here. Halftime shows have NOT always been cool.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
And now I'm here. Halftime shows have NOT always been cool.