Elizabeth
@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
I found a recipe for Amish cinnamon bread tonight that I already had all the ingredients on hand for. So obviously I have a loaf of Amish cinnamon bread cooling on my counter and I'm pretty sure I need to make apple butter.
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I found a recipe for Amish cinnamon bread tonight that I already had all the ingredients on hand for. So obviously I have a loaf of Amish cinnamon bread cooling on my counter and I'm pretty sure I need to make apple butter.
Watching Tribe Called Quest's HOF induction and Busta Rhymes is still one of the most entertaining motherfuckers on the planet. youtu.be/54a1u5Rc3I8?...
A Tribe Called Quest: 2024 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction
YouTube video by Jibscar
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November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Watching Tribe Called Quest's HOF induction and Busta Rhymes is still one of the most entertaining motherfuckers on the planet. youtu.be/54a1u5Rc3I8?...
"Bombtrack" Rage Against the Machine
"I Want to Dance With Somebody" Whitney Houston
"Come Together" The Beatles
"Control" Janet Jackson
"Let's Go Crazy" Prince
90s hip hop albums are dumb because track 1 is always some intro shit.
"I Want to Dance With Somebody" Whitney Houston
"Come Together" The Beatles
"Control" Janet Jackson
"Let's Go Crazy" Prince
90s hip hop albums are dumb because track 1 is always some intro shit.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"Bombtrack" Rage Against the Machine
"I Want to Dance With Somebody" Whitney Houston
"Come Together" The Beatles
"Control" Janet Jackson
"Let's Go Crazy" Prince
90s hip hop albums are dumb because track 1 is always some intro shit.
"I Want to Dance With Somebody" Whitney Houston
"Come Together" The Beatles
"Control" Janet Jackson
"Let's Go Crazy" Prince
90s hip hop albums are dumb because track 1 is always some intro shit.
NOW it’s time for the holiday playlists.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
NOW it’s time for the holiday playlists.
Gala, Fuji, Granny Smith, or Pink Ladies for apple crisp?
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Gala, Fuji, Granny Smith, or Pink Ladies for apple crisp?
Saw on the news at the gym this morning that Alex Gordon will place the first legal sports bet in Missouri on Monday.
Not you, too, Alex.
Not you, too, Alex.
a man with a mustache is wearing a bow tie and says okay i see
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a bow tie and says okay i see
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November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Saw on the news at the gym this morning that Alex Gordon will place the first legal sports bet in Missouri on Monday.
Not you, too, Alex.
Not you, too, Alex.
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Widow of one of my favorite Little League dads posted a “Happy Anniversary” message to her late husband on IG. He took his own life ~3 years ago. He was such a kind and gentle dude. Their only child is the same age as J. Please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline if you need help. I did 👇🏾
About the time I called the Suicide Prevention Lifeline almost 10 years ago.
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 7 · Serenity · Two years ago this May, one of my co-workers died. She was about five years older than me. She left behind her husband – who worked at the same company and was my progra…
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November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Widow of one of my favorite Little League dads posted a “Happy Anniversary” message to her late husband on IG. He took his own life ~3 years ago. He was such a kind and gentle dude. Their only child is the same age as J. Please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline if you need help. I did 👇🏾
Don’t get it twisted.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Don’t get it twisted.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
I don’t feel good. If I spend my holiday off work sick, I’m going to have to set something on fire.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I don’t feel good. If I spend my holiday off work sick, I’m going to have to set something on fire.
mmmmmmm beefy turkey
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
mmmmmmm beefy turkey
Ok, that’s enough for the day. Let’s all go back to bed.
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Ok, that’s enough for the day. Let’s all go back to bed.
See a tortie, post a tortie
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
See a tortie, post a tortie
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I’m happy to have made @thelouvreof.bsky.social Hall of Fame
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m happy to have made @thelouvreof.bsky.social Hall of Fame
Me: Hey, thanks for getting coverage for the time you approved. What time are they logging in so I can schedule?
Her: A couple hours early.
Me: Great! Can you tell me what hours he'll be working?
Her: He said that he can come in early.
Me: Thanks! What time?
Her: Why do you need that?
👩🔫
Her: A couple hours early.
Me: Great! Can you tell me what hours he'll be working?
Her: He said that he can come in early.
Me: Thanks! What time?
Her: Why do you need that?
👩🔫
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me: Hey, thanks for getting coverage for the time you approved. What time are they logging in so I can schedule?
Her: A couple hours early.
Me: Great! Can you tell me what hours he'll be working?
Her: He said that he can come in early.
Me: Thanks! What time?
Her: Why do you need that?
👩🔫
Her: A couple hours early.
Me: Great! Can you tell me what hours he'll be working?
Her: He said that he can come in early.
Me: Thanks! What time?
Her: Why do you need that?
👩🔫
I'm really glad today is a planned rest day. I am sore and may die.
Ladies & gentlemen... The Beatles!
Ladies & gentlemen... The Beatles!
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I'm really glad today is a planned rest day. I am sore and may die.
Ladies & gentlemen... The Beatles!
Ladies & gentlemen... The Beatles!
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interesting fact: noah smith is part of an ongoing experiment designed to see how much you could smooth a person’s brain out before they can no longer function
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
interesting fact: noah smith is part of an ongoing experiment designed to see how much you could smooth a person’s brain out before they can no longer function
You're a virgin who can't drive, Charlie Brown.
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Charlie Brown
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You're a virgin who can't drive, Charlie Brown.
Alton Brown Cooks Food | Episode 1: The Big Bird
YouTube video by Alton Brown
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
A movie that takes place (in part) where you’re from
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A movie that takes place (in part) where you’re from
A man just told me he could tell I go to the gym because he’s been watching my calves move as I walk….
Me and my calves are going to go sit in the office til he’s done with his laundry.
Me and my calves are going to go sit in the office til he’s done with his laundry.
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
A man just told me he could tell I go to the gym because he’s been watching my calves move as I walk….
Me and my calves are going to go sit in the office til he’s done with his laundry.
Me and my calves are going to go sit in the office til he’s done with his laundry.
This is squarely late 70s/80s. I know because my grandmas bathroom was this but purple in the early 80s. Even her fixtures were lilac.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is squarely late 70s/80s. I know because my grandmas bathroom was this but purple in the early 80s. Even her fixtures were lilac.
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Men need to be nicer to women. No, not nicer, KINDER. We need to be more supportive. More shutting our mouths and listening to them. More getting out of their way. Not just being allies but being accomplices.
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Men need to be nicer to women. No, not nicer, KINDER. We need to be more supportive. More shutting our mouths and listening to them. More getting out of their way. Not just being allies but being accomplices.
I refuse. I’ve been nice, I am nice. Ask the people who deserve my kindness. Y’all suck, I don’t. You change.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I refuse. I’ve been nice, I am nice. Ask the people who deserve my kindness. Y’all suck, I don’t. You change.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
I need someone far more reasonable than I am to convince me I shouldn’t rearrange my bedroom furniture when I get off work at 10p.
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I need someone far more reasonable than I am to convince me I shouldn’t rearrange my bedroom furniture when I get off work at 10p.