ohheyLK
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ohheyLK
@laurenkarch.bsky.social
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Stories guy, friendly Midwesterner, lower-productivity public sector enthusiast. Dayton, Oh.
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I miss Marchand in Boston, but he's accomplishing two things I love for the sport:

1. crimes
2. losses for Florida
Brad Marchand lost his cool against the Sabres, mauling Rasmus Dahlin and then stealing his helmet and ripping the straps off before throwing it onto the ice. In the process, he contributed to the Panthers' fourth straight loss:
Brad Marchand steals, destroys Rasmus Dahlin’s helmet during Panthers-Sabres game
Marchand ripped Dahlin’s helmet off and took it with him to the penalty box.
www.nytimes.com
Unexplained text from a close friend: "THE MEN ARE NOT LONELY ENOUGH"
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“male loneliness epidemic” tell the boys to get good at friendship then, good god
Sparked liberal outrage with some post about Dax Shepherd, according to breathless reports by the New York Post lol
I think it's fun that Twitter is full of Liberals Angry About Kristen Bell, but BlueSky isn't, because *~we don't have the bots yet~*
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There are more guys on heaven or earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, etc.
I need folks–those participating in protests, those bitching about protests, those opening an old white guy barber shop in my neighborhood–to understand that the cost of professional signage is really quite low.
Trump on No Kings: "It's a joke. I looked at the people. They are not representative of this country. And I looked at all the brand new signs I guess paid for by Soros and other radical left lunatics. We're checking it out. The demonstrations were very small. And the people were whacked out."
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I for one do think it's possible for America to find a president better than one who, faced with claims he is dumping shit on Americans, posts a video showing himself dumping shit on Americans.
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
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This just reminded me of the time in high school when my friend and I convinced our other friend that we had gone leafpeeping in New Hampshire together over the weekend and he got absolutely furious at us. I still don't know if it was because he felt left out or because we kept saying leafpeeping.
[guy who invented the term “leafpeeping” on his first time looking at fall foliage] okay, first of all, this needs to sound much more perverted
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trying to watch debate highlights and it's just like

MODERATOR: Do you love israel: yes or yes.
CUOMO: zionism is a real "abbondanza" to me!
SLIWA: i was shot for saying i loved it. in 1977!
MAMDANI: can you ask a question about new york
MODERATOR: Okay. Would you go to the israeli day PARADE then
In lieu of gifts please stop voting like this
Flacco and Chase are the perfect pairing for those of us who understand football through the lens of Jenny Slate's "they're best friends" bit.
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Joe Flacco should just be employed permanently by the NFL and dispatched to whichever team needs him the most at any given time
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For those tempted to say Young Republicans have always been this way, they really have not. When I worked on campus and did bipartisan college events after, they were very much not like this.

That’s why groups like YCT and eventually TPUSA formed — because Young Republicans weren’t radical enough.
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
Advanced age is one (lesser!) problem with the Young Republicans, generally.
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Lol the hiring freeze has been extended into January
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Trump is saying the quiet part out loud: he sent a $20B taxpayer-financed bailout to help his far-right buddy Milei cling to power.

Meanwhile our government is shut down, public servants aren't getting paid & we're barreling toward a Trump-made health care crisis. Sounds like Argentina First to me.
Trump on Milei: "If he loses, we will not be generous with Argentina."
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This is beyond bad. All of our disease defenses are down now. We are sitting ducks. This is #RussellVought #DonaldTrump #RFKJr. They are endangering American lives with their insane crusade. These men are hazardous to your health and dangerous to the republic. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
Trump Administration Lays Off Dozens of C.D.C. Officials
www.nytimes.com
This was made by some underpaid staffer who was told to "whip up a rendering real quick" and not provided CAD training or tools.
So a quick Google shows that Harrison Design is based out of Atlanta and doesn't specialize in this, uh, style.

More interestingly, the renderings on its website look nothing like this. Eg, this sketch looks like something you'd make with architectural software. What this does look like? Chat GPT.
Oh no this is from ChatGPT
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ok i'm sorry and i'm honestly not trying to be petty but is this a photo of a printout of a web article