lauren
@laurelita.bsky.social
laurelita on the bird site, laurelita on the sky site, laurelita in hell
happy helen rosner gift guide day!!!
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
happy helen rosner gift guide day!!!
i need derek guy to full body tackle this man outside of a uniqlo for his fashion crimes
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i need derek guy to full body tackle this man outside of a uniqlo for his fashion crimes
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
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zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
never thought i'd live to see american politics in their "toxic/doomed yaoi" era but here we are
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
never thought i'd live to see american politics in their "toxic/doomed yaoi" era but here we are
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
"was i falling asleep or was that just an earthquake" is a normal californian thought (it was an earthquake)
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"was i falling asleep or was that just an earthquake" is a normal californian thought (it was an earthquake)
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any updates on this btw?
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
any updates on this btw?
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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excited to hear jd vance show how sincere his Catholicism is by insulting and correcting the Church tomorrow
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
excited to hear jd vance show how sincere his Catholicism is by insulting and correcting the Church tomorrow
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China dragging us kicking and screaming into a survivable future
This chart shows that progress has actually been made on climate change www.axios.com/2025/11/13/c...
This chart shows that progress has actually been made on climate change
The possible trajectories are better than a decade ago, but still indicate significant global warming.
www.axios.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
China dragging us kicking and screaming into a survivable future
some say the hardest part of publishing an essay is figuring out what to name yr substack. i'm some. that's me
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
some say the hardest part of publishing an essay is figuring out what to name yr substack. i'm some. that's me
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one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.
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The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
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www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout
The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.
www.msnbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
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They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
me showing this video to a gen z kid like a youth pastor: "hey, you know who else liked 6 7?" youtu.be/c7tOAGY59uQ?...
Lil Wayne - 6 Foot 7 Foot ft. Cory Gunz (Explicit) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by LilWayneVEVO
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November 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
me showing this video to a gen z kid like a youth pastor: "hey, you know who else liked 6 7?" youtu.be/c7tOAGY59uQ?...
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Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...
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November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
this would be such a great plot twist for the final season of america
Erika Kirk: No one will ever replace my husband — no. But I do see some of my husband in JD… in Vice President JD Vance. I do. And that’s why I’m so blessed to introduce him tonight — because he understands the fight we’re up against. He’s an amazing man.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
this would be such a great plot twist for the final season of america
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“we will rule you forever with an iron fist of suffering” is maybe not the most compelling message any administration has ever had
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“we will rule you forever with an iron fist of suffering” is maybe not the most compelling message any administration has ever had
to the dirty old man who said "Ooh la la!" when i rounded a corner at Home Depot in a sundress and lipstick: honestly i was kind of not feeling myself today and you rubbed your hands together like a leprechaun so i'm bumping this experience from a 2/10 to a 6/10
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
to the dirty old man who said "Ooh la la!" when i rounded a corner at Home Depot in a sundress and lipstick: honestly i was kind of not feeling myself today and you rubbed your hands together like a leprechaun so i'm bumping this experience from a 2/10 to a 6/10
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings