Lain Kaplan 🏳️🌈💗🏳️⚧️
@lainkaplan.bsky.social
Level 40+ linguist and trans woman. She/her. Interests: Judaism, human rights, LGBTQ joy, MTG, comics, language, fashion, feminism. Obnoxious fitness affictionado. Fash begone.🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈✡️
Black Trans Lives Matter.
Black Trans Lives Matter.
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Reposting a thread I had on Twitter.
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Dear trans people who found out about Judaism’s positing of eight genders,
If you think Judaism sounds like a thing that might work for you, that’s cool, you are welcome to inquire, but Jews have a VERY DIFFERENT perspective on applicants than Christianity.
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Dear trans people who found out about Judaism’s positing of eight genders,
If you think Judaism sounds like a thing that might work for you, that’s cool, you are welcome to inquire, but Jews have a VERY DIFFERENT perspective on applicants than Christianity.
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[trans people fired from all federal jobs]
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
[trans people fired from all federal jobs]
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
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Elon Musk is a Nazi and if you drive a Tesla you're inside a Hitler mobile
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Elon Musk is a Nazi and if you drive a Tesla you're inside a Hitler mobile
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Israel is still bombing Gaza
The press isn't covering it as much but it's still happening
The press isn't covering it as much but it's still happening
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Israel is still bombing Gaza
The press isn't covering it as much but it's still happening
The press isn't covering it as much but it's still happening
He’s a Nazi and a bigoted xenophobe.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
He’s a Nazi and a bigoted xenophobe.
Me at work: oh no, the in store Christmas music is in
Me: (takes break, Funky Cold Medina comes on)
Me: This is like a beer ad.
Me: (takes break, Funky Cold Medina comes on)
Me: This is like a beer ad.
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Me at work: oh no, the in store Christmas music is in
Me: (takes break, Funky Cold Medina comes on)
Me: This is like a beer ad.
Me: (takes break, Funky Cold Medina comes on)
Me: This is like a beer ad.
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Its yesterdays new by now, but someone in my Discord realized something about the Afghan shooter recently
It's widely reported that he was recruited by the CIA in 2011 for a death squad. It was also widely reported that he's 29. It is NOT widely reported that that means he was 15 at the time.
It's widely reported that he was recruited by the CIA in 2011 for a death squad. It was also widely reported that he's 29. It is NOT widely reported that that means he was 15 at the time.
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Its yesterdays new by now, but someone in my Discord realized something about the Afghan shooter recently
It's widely reported that he was recruited by the CIA in 2011 for a death squad. It was also widely reported that he's 29. It is NOT widely reported that that means he was 15 at the time.
It's widely reported that he was recruited by the CIA in 2011 for a death squad. It was also widely reported that he's 29. It is NOT widely reported that that means he was 15 at the time.
CW: Slurs
But yes, this is accurate.
But yes, this is accurate.
RIGHT-WING CHURCHES: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING POLITICIANS: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MEDIA: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MOGULS: we must exterminate the trannies
THE CENTRE: to fail the essay "But Da Bible Said So" is viewpoint discrimination
RIGHT-WING POLITICIANS: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MEDIA: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MOGULS: we must exterminate the trannies
THE CENTRE: to fail the essay "But Da Bible Said So" is viewpoint discrimination
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
CW: Slurs
But yes, this is accurate.
But yes, this is accurate.
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ICE is a criminal organization that deserves prosecution to the last man, but also cops in general have been doing this to protesters for ages, and maybe we should understand it has always been this horrific
Pastor Jorge Bautista was telling a Border Patrol agent "we come in peace" when the agent fired toxic powder at him, leaving him struggling to breathe.
“No one should be assaulted for being out there protesting,” he says.
With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social
“No one should be assaulted for being out there protesting,” he says.
With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social
Trump’s Immigration Forces Deploy “Less Lethal” Weapons in Dangerous Ways, Skirting Rules and Maiming Protesters
Civil rights and weapons experts cite the consequences of federal agents’ use of crowd control weapons: religious leaders shot with pepper balls and noxious chemicals. A nurse nearly blinded by tear g...
www.propublica.org
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
ICE is a criminal organization that deserves prosecution to the last man, but also cops in general have been doing this to protesters for ages, and maybe we should understand it has always been this horrific
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Santa knows when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.
Judah Maccabee knows if you've been assimilating into the surrounding culture and he is NOT going to be okay with it
Judah Maccabee knows if you've been assimilating into the surrounding culture and he is NOT going to be okay with it
Judah Maccabee, auditing your religious practices over the year for any evidence of Hellenization.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Santa knows when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.
Judah Maccabee knows if you've been assimilating into the surrounding culture and he is NOT going to be okay with it
Judah Maccabee knows if you've been assimilating into the surrounding culture and he is NOT going to be okay with it
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
Before my work shift, after work. You can see I was sweating. And this shit gets everywhere.
Myocellular water helps.
Myocellular water helps.
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Before my work shift, after work. You can see I was sweating. And this shit gets everywhere.
Myocellular water helps.
Myocellular water helps.
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This is fucked up & factually incorrect.
1. MAGA is a fully American thing. We need to own our own shit, not exotify it.
2. MAGA is GLUTTED with suburban middle-class-and-higher ppl. It ain't hillbilly SHIT.
✨️Stop using "rural" as shorthand for "bigot."✨️
- an old hick queer.
1. MAGA is a fully American thing. We need to own our own shit, not exotify it.
2. MAGA is GLUTTED with suburban middle-class-and-higher ppl. It ain't hillbilly SHIT.
✨️Stop using "rural" as shorthand for "bigot."✨️
- an old hick queer.
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This is fucked up & factually incorrect.
1. MAGA is a fully American thing. We need to own our own shit, not exotify it.
2. MAGA is GLUTTED with suburban middle-class-and-higher ppl. It ain't hillbilly SHIT.
✨️Stop using "rural" as shorthand for "bigot."✨️
- an old hick queer.
1. MAGA is a fully American thing. We need to own our own shit, not exotify it.
2. MAGA is GLUTTED with suburban middle-class-and-higher ppl. It ain't hillbilly SHIT.
✨️Stop using "rural" as shorthand for "bigot."✨️
- an old hick queer.
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New hair who dis.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
New hair who dis.
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itd be kinda funny if english lost its place as a world language bc all the english-speaking media outlets got taken over by transphobic lunatics who converted their outlets into brainrot vectors, leading non-english-speaking countries to eventually restrict their publication as a quarantine measure
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
itd be kinda funny if english lost its place as a world language bc all the english-speaking media outlets got taken over by transphobic lunatics who converted their outlets into brainrot vectors, leading non-english-speaking countries to eventually restrict their publication as a quarantine measure
I’d rather read a concordance of Hebrew terms written by this guy.
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’d rather read a concordance of Hebrew terms written by this guy.
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AI is running as the racist genocidal fantasies of mal adjusted people forcing their visions on Gen world
Based on devaluing the emotions and creativity of others
While people swear they can middle management it to importance
Based on devaluing the emotions and creativity of others
While people swear they can middle management it to importance
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
AI is running as the racist genocidal fantasies of mal adjusted people forcing their visions on Gen world
Based on devaluing the emotions and creativity of others
While people swear they can middle management it to importance
Based on devaluing the emotions and creativity of others
While people swear they can middle management it to importance
Finally, I’m getting my hair done this weekend. I have been needing it for forever. That’s why you’re not seeing so many selfies.
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Finally, I’m getting my hair done this weekend. I have been needing it for forever. That’s why you’re not seeing so many selfies.
This is one of the most romantic posts I have ever read and I am so happy for this guy and his guy.
not much is ok with my life because im a mess with big time mental illness issues and agoraphobia is a bitch but oh my god i love him so fucking much if anyone ever hurt him i would source murder piranhas and siphon them into their gullet. i would walk into mt doom for him
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This is one of the most romantic posts I have ever read and I am so happy for this guy and his guy.
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Our little hoarder! 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Our little hoarder! 🥹
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Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
October 22, 2023 at 9:19 AM
Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
I am fine with just three names on my government ID. But I feel good every time I tell people both my middle names, though one is really nerdy in its English spelling. And I often pronounce them in Hebrew. Which apparently sounds extra exotic.
The Hebrew chai in the first one is ingratiating.
The Hebrew chai in the first one is ingratiating.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I am fine with just three names on my government ID. But I feel good every time I tell people both my middle names, though one is really nerdy in its English spelling. And I often pronounce them in Hebrew. Which apparently sounds extra exotic.
The Hebrew chai in the first one is ingratiating.
The Hebrew chai in the first one is ingratiating.
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Trump couldn't manage Afghan and gave it to Taliban. Biden aided Afghan refugees for humanitarian reasons bcz the U.S. is responsible for the mess created by Trump. now he is trying to expel those people and blaming Biden. he is always creating the problem, throwing it away, and blaming others.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Trump couldn't manage Afghan and gave it to Taliban. Biden aided Afghan refugees for humanitarian reasons bcz the U.S. is responsible for the mess created by Trump. now he is trying to expel those people and blaming Biden. he is always creating the problem, throwing it away, and blaming others.
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Over 200 men were sent by Kristi Noem-in violation of a court order-to the CECOT prison for terrorists
She claimed they were criminals. In reality, most had no criminal records, and many had valid claims for asylum
They were tortured. Beaten. Sexually abused. Even shot.
THERE MUST BE JUSTICE
She claimed they were criminals. In reality, most had no criminal records, and many had valid claims for asylum
They were tortured. Beaten. Sexually abused. Even shot.
THERE MUST BE JUSTICE
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Over 200 men were sent by Kristi Noem-in violation of a court order-to the CECOT prison for terrorists
She claimed they were criminals. In reality, most had no criminal records, and many had valid claims for asylum
They were tortured. Beaten. Sexually abused. Even shot.
THERE MUST BE JUSTICE
She claimed they were criminals. In reality, most had no criminal records, and many had valid claims for asylum
They were tortured. Beaten. Sexually abused. Even shot.
THERE MUST BE JUSTICE