Lain Kaplan 🏳️🌈💗🏳️⚧️
@lainkaplan.bsky.social
Level 40+ linguist and trans woman. She/her. Interests: Judaism, human rights, LGBTQ joy, MTG, comics, language, fashion, feminism. Obnoxious fitness affictionado. Fash begone.🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈✡️
Black Trans Lives Matter.
Black Trans Lives Matter.
I’m sorry, but I grew up a good Jewish girl and I remember being told genocide is always wrong. Now this alter kocher thinks she can tell me I’m a bad Jew?
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m sorry, but I grew up a good Jewish girl and I remember being told genocide is always wrong. Now this alter kocher thinks she can tell me I’m a bad Jew?
I’m not getting paid to educate your ignorant tuchus for free. I could give you a bespoke answer, but my rate for red cap people is $75 for 30 minutes, cash on the barrel head.
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m not getting paid to educate your ignorant tuchus for free. I could give you a bespoke answer, but my rate for red cap people is $75 for 30 minutes, cash on the barrel head.
Before my work shift, after work. You can see I was sweating. And this shit gets everywhere.
Myocellular water helps.
Myocellular water helps.
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Before my work shift, after work. You can see I was sweating. And this shit gets everywhere.
Myocellular water helps.
Myocellular water helps.
Of course. They define Judenhass as anything degrading the state of Israel. Actual lived experiences from Jewish people are irrelevant to them.
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Of course. They define Judenhass as anything degrading the state of Israel. Actual lived experiences from Jewish people are irrelevant to them.
New hair who dis.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
New hair who dis.
You say you don’t want to be antisemitic. I believe you. The mistake here is only seeing intent and not impact. You center what you see and experience as antisemitism, while not being part of the group directly harmed by that hate. This is a recipe for failure.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You say you don’t want to be antisemitic. I believe you. The mistake here is only seeing intent and not impact. You center what you see and experience as antisemitism, while not being part of the group directly harmed by that hate. This is a recipe for failure.
This has happened to me, sadly.
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This has happened to me, sadly.
When you say it, we know what you’re really saying in code is that the Christian deity is the one deity of humanity. She’s a busy person and gets lots of people trying to pick fights with her.
She’s also read the history of disputations. The parallel from our experience is obvious.
She’s also read the history of disputations. The parallel from our experience is obvious.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
When you say it, we know what you’re really saying in code is that the Christian deity is the one deity of humanity. She’s a busy person and gets lots of people trying to pick fights with her.
She’s also read the history of disputations. The parallel from our experience is obvious.
She’s also read the history of disputations. The parallel from our experience is obvious.
This is a completely fair critique. That said, I devoured Torment when it came out, and it never left my head. But I wouldn’t get a tattoo of any of the TNO crew. Whereas I have Karlach on me for good.
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
This is a completely fair critique. That said, I devoured Torment when it came out, and it never left my head. But I wouldn’t get a tattoo of any of the TNO crew. Whereas I have Karlach on me for good.
And then for a month I was living in the very hilly part of South Scranton. 10-14 km a day up and down hills to do a contract job. I was really getting strong and my cardio was insane.
Then I moved to the countryside.
Then I moved to the countryside.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
And then for a month I was living in the very hilly part of South Scranton. 10-14 km a day up and down hills to do a contract job. I was really getting strong and my cardio was insane.
Then I moved to the countryside.
Then I moved to the countryside.
Last year I was doing 10km five times a week. Or when I wasn’t, I was hitting the gym and doing machines. But my housing situation got disrupted. And that caused issues.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Last year I was doing 10km five times a week. Or when I wasn’t, I was hitting the gym and doing machines. But my housing situation got disrupted. And that caused issues.
Also I have new shoes that aren’t fashionable from work, but they’re light and my feet feel fine after seven miles today. So that is a big improvement.
I just want to get back into the shape I was in last fall, damnit. Weight is not as important as fitness.
I just want to get back into the shape I was in last fall, damnit. Weight is not as important as fitness.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Also I have new shoes that aren’t fashionable from work, but they’re light and my feet feel fine after seven miles today. So that is a big improvement.
I just want to get back into the shape I was in last fall, damnit. Weight is not as important as fitness.
I just want to get back into the shape I was in last fall, damnit. Weight is not as important as fitness.
He’s not on this platform, but Alec is one of the single best and amazing men I know, and he needs some assistance. If you could help him out or just share, it’d be appreciated.
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
He’s not on this platform, but Alec is one of the single best and amazing men I know, and he needs some assistance. If you could help him out or just share, it’d be appreciated.
God, I hate that Facebook just does stupid AI image generation without me asking. So much yikes.
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
God, I hate that Facebook just does stupid AI image generation without me asking. So much yikes.
I assembled this last week.
I was schvitzing after a while.
I was schvitzing after a while.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I assembled this last week.
I was schvitzing after a while.
I was schvitzing after a while.
I mean, they probably think the covenant with Jews got canceled.
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I mean, they probably think the covenant with Jews got canceled.
At work working my tuchus off.
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
At work working my tuchus off.
If you say so. Everyone thinks I am at least 15 years younger than I am when my face is proper. There are lots of days I just keep my face clean and don’t use makeup and I still look decent.
Everyone can use a good skincare routine.
Everyone can use a good skincare routine.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
If you say so. Everyone thinks I am at least 15 years younger than I am when my face is proper. There are lots of days I just keep my face clean and don’t use makeup and I still look decent.
Everyone can use a good skincare routine.
Everyone can use a good skincare routine.
Christians also demand to be the arbiters of Judenhass, even though they’re the top of the leaderboard of manufacturers and implementers. This is ultimately self-serving.
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Christians also demand to be the arbiters of Judenhass, even though they’re the top of the leaderboard of manufacturers and implementers. This is ultimately self-serving.
Zero makeup, messy hair, nasty roots, but you know what? I look pretty damn young for my age.
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Zero makeup, messy hair, nasty roots, but you know what? I look pretty damn young for my age.
Hey, look, it’s a transphobic jackass.
Blocking this douche.
Blocking this douche.
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hey, look, it’s a transphobic jackass.
Blocking this douche.
Blocking this douche.
You’re also apparently a supporter of white Christian cishet hegemony.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You’re also apparently a supporter of white Christian cishet hegemony.