Chris
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I'm told I'll seem more like a real person if I put something here
And that will make it less likely that I'll get blocked
But then I think about how strong the desire not to be perceived is
And I wonder why I'd want to avoid being blocked
I'm told I'll seem more like a real person if I put something here
And that will make it less likely that I'll get blocked
But then I think about how strong the desire not to be perceived is
And I wonder why I'd want to avoid being blocked
I have a joke about Legion but I'm going to need to borrow your entire herd of pigs to tell it.
Don't worry, they'll be fine.
Don't worry, they'll be fine.
I have a joke about Job but it's long and sadistic.
I have a whale of a joke about Jonah
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I have a joke about Legion but I'm going to need to borrow your entire herd of pigs to tell it.
Don't worry, they'll be fine.
Don't worry, they'll be fine.
I've been operating under the assumption that the vast majority of the administration's actions were driven by looting, racism, and revenge... But I'm coming around to the idea that they thought it would be a lot easier to start a civil war.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I've been operating under the assumption that the vast majority of the administration's actions were driven by looting, racism, and revenge... But I'm coming around to the idea that they thought it would be a lot easier to start a civil war.
@profanity.accountant Enlighten me, please.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
@profanity.accountant Enlighten me, please.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
This is my Usual Suspects moment where I look back at the partner at the law firm who hated reading email, hated reading case law, and was indispensable in the courtroom, and realizing that him not being a fluent reader would answer far more questions than it would raise.
I think more than anything else AI feels like a miracle to people with questionable literacy because it can read and write for you, and a lot of us who are highly literate underestimate how many of our society's leaders, esp in business, struggle with literacy.
It's pretty much mandatory at work that I appear to be using it, so I've doe a few functional things with it, and it's a moderate time-saver if used right. But nowhere near worth it's stock value, energy cost.
Then I realize there's a lot of people who simply can't write coherent paragraphs.
Then I realize there's a lot of people who simply can't write coherent paragraphs.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is my Usual Suspects moment where I look back at the partner at the law firm who hated reading email, hated reading case law, and was indispensable in the courtroom, and realizing that him not being a fluent reader would answer far more questions than it would raise.
So this article is good, and it says something important, and I hope that people listen to this guy because a lot of people are not listening to the reality he describes. BUT ALSO What a fucking jackass. Just absolutely fuck this guy.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So this article is good, and it says something important, and I hope that people listen to this guy because a lot of people are not listening to the reality he describes. BUT ALSO What a fucking jackass. Just absolutely fuck this guy.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
She was just, like, a normal person who was really smart and good at her job, and other people relied on her.
Positive representation of people who were smart but not superhuman smart was really rare, ok?
Positive representation of people who were smart but not superhuman smart was really rare, ok?
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
She was just, like, a normal person who was really smart and good at her job, and other people relied on her.
Positive representation of people who were smart but not superhuman smart was really rare, ok?
Positive representation of people who were smart but not superhuman smart was really rare, ok?
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I truly don’t care what you eat or don’t eat on a holiday but making it part of your personal feeling of superiority is tiresome.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I truly don’t care what you eat or don’t eat on a holiday but making it part of your personal feeling of superiority is tiresome.
If you are free enough with the definition of "messages" the ISS urine tank fullness feed fits all of these definitions.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If you are free enough with the definition of "messages" the ISS urine tank fullness feed fits all of these definitions.
It will happen this way. A car will slow beside you, and a door will open, and someone you know, maybe even trust, will get out of the car. And he will smile, a becoming smile. But he will leave open the door of the car and offer to give you a lift, Charlie Brown.
You gotta keep his con even after you take his money. He can't know you took him, Charlie Brown.
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It will happen this way. A car will slow beside you, and a door will open, and someone you know, maybe even trust, will get out of the car. And he will smile, a becoming smile. But he will leave open the door of the car and offer to give you a lift, Charlie Brown.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
PSA: If you cannot remember the last time you bought one, you can safely throw out all the frozen pie crusts, puff pastries, and phyllo dough packages in your freezer. If you do ever use them, they will only betray you.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
PSA: If you cannot remember the last time you bought one, you can safely throw out all the frozen pie crusts, puff pastries, and phyllo dough packages in your freezer. If you do ever use them, they will only betray you.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You know, what would be REALLY helpful is if I could just mute posts that include images with no alt tags.
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
You know, what would be REALLY helpful is if I could just mute posts that include images with no alt tags.
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
"Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility."
Other dunks aside, that's just not true. If insurance policies that offer complete coverage with no deductible or copay exist, I've never seen one. Controlling your healthcare costs DOES reward you.
Other dunks aside, that's just not true. If insurance policies that offer complete coverage with no deductible or copay exist, I've never seen one. Controlling your healthcare costs DOES reward you.
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility."
Other dunks aside, that's just not true. If insurance policies that offer complete coverage with no deductible or copay exist, I've never seen one. Controlling your healthcare costs DOES reward you.
Other dunks aside, that's just not true. If insurance policies that offer complete coverage with no deductible or copay exist, I've never seen one. Controlling your healthcare costs DOES reward you.
I love when cooking directions go out of their way to make you feel good about having a microwave.
Microwave:
Cook for 65 seconds
Oven:
Preheat. Put on a baking sheet. Cover with foil. Bake 10 minutes.
Microwave:
Cook for 65 seconds
Oven:
Preheat. Put on a baking sheet. Cover with foil. Bake 10 minutes.
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I love when cooking directions go out of their way to make you feel good about having a microwave.
Microwave:
Cook for 65 seconds
Oven:
Preheat. Put on a baking sheet. Cover with foil. Bake 10 minutes.
Microwave:
Cook for 65 seconds
Oven:
Preheat. Put on a baking sheet. Cover with foil. Bake 10 minutes.
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if you chose protecting your access over defending your profession, you're in the propaganda business and you might as well say it
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
if you chose protecting your access over defending your profession, you're in the propaganda business and you might as well say it
Top five movie genres:
- charismatic person ruins their life faster than you ever could
- The family you find is more important one you're born into
- Time is looping. Why?!
- An angry, sad man gets revenge on people by giving them what they need*
- This cutie is the world's only hope
- charismatic person ruins their life faster than you ever could
- The family you find is more important one you're born into
- Time is looping. Why?!
- An angry, sad man gets revenge on people by giving them what they need*
- This cutie is the world's only hope
Top five movie genres:
- This Hong Kong cop and this Hong Kong criminal have an emotional bond
- Only by making five movies a year can I properly express my anger at society
- La Binoche
- The importance of Nordic community
- Road movies, non-specific, any and all of them
- This Hong Kong cop and this Hong Kong criminal have an emotional bond
- Only by making five movies a year can I properly express my anger at society
- La Binoche
- The importance of Nordic community
- Road movies, non-specific, any and all of them
Top 5 movies genres:
- Set in Sicily
- NYC Street Noir (copious street scenes in NYC)
- Gian Maria Volonté is Crazy
- Jean Gabin in Love
- Buster Keaton Dancing
- Set in Sicily
- NYC Street Noir (copious street scenes in NYC)
- Gian Maria Volonté is Crazy
- Jean Gabin in Love
- Buster Keaton Dancing
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Top five movie genres:
- charismatic person ruins their life faster than you ever could
- The family you find is more important one you're born into
- Time is looping. Why?!
- An angry, sad man gets revenge on people by giving them what they need*
- This cutie is the world's only hope
- charismatic person ruins their life faster than you ever could
- The family you find is more important one you're born into
- Time is looping. Why?!
- An angry, sad man gets revenge on people by giving them what they need*
- This cutie is the world's only hope
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
Am I just being extremely thick, here? Why do the British Isles not have indigenous peoples?
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Am I just being extremely thick, here? Why do the British Isles not have indigenous peoples?
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Cleopatra 2525
Hill Street Blues
Rizzoli & Isles
Inhumanoids
Space Battleship Yamato / Star Blazers
Cleopatra 2525
Hill Street Blues
Rizzoli & Isles
Inhumanoids
Space Battleship Yamato / Star Blazers
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Daria
Adventure Time
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Inspector Gadget
Red Dwarf
Ed, Edd & Eddy
Daria
Adventure Time
News Radio
Absolutely Fabulous
Cartoon Planet
Loki
American Horror Story
Inspector Gadget
Red Dwarf
Ed, Edd & Eddy
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Batman: TAS
Reservation Dogs
Enlisted
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Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The
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Batman: TAS
Reservation Dogs
Enlisted
New Girl
Due South
Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The
Nova
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Spell your name with TV shows
Cleopatra 2525
Hill Street Blues
Rizzoli & Isles
Inhumanoids
Space Battleship Yamato / Star Blazers
Cleopatra 2525
Hill Street Blues
Rizzoli & Isles
Inhumanoids
Space Battleship Yamato / Star Blazers
It's amazing how smart Kelce's squirle tweets look compared to this.
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
It's amazing how smart Kelce's squirle tweets look compared to this.
Saoirse Ronan as James Bond would definitely get me to watch another Bond movie.
(I went from "excited to see the next Bond movie" to "I'll probably get around to it one day" after Tomorrow Never Dies, saw the rest of the Brosnan movies at some point, and haven't watched one since.)
(I went from "excited to see the next Bond movie" to "I'll probably get around to it one day" after Tomorrow Never Dies, saw the rest of the Brosnan movies at some point, and haven't watched one since.)
KFC hired multiple actors to play “the Colonel” in ads. New Bond films ought to follow suit. Start obvious: Idris Elba or Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Will Poulter. Push the boat out a bit. Emma Thompson. Barrowman. Then unleash Alan Carr and Danny Trejo. Perhaps simultaneously. The Brothers Bond.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Saoirse Ronan as James Bond would definitely get me to watch another Bond movie.
(I went from "excited to see the next Bond movie" to "I'll probably get around to it one day" after Tomorrow Never Dies, saw the rest of the Brosnan movies at some point, and haven't watched one since.)
(I went from "excited to see the next Bond movie" to "I'll probably get around to it one day" after Tomorrow Never Dies, saw the rest of the Brosnan movies at some point, and haven't watched one since.)