Chris
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Chris
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I'm told I'll seem more like a real person if I put something here
And that will make it less likely that I'll get blocked
But then I think about how strong the desire not to be perceived is
And I wonder why I'd want to avoid being blocked
She was just, like, a normal person who was really smart and good at her job, and other people relied on her.

Positive representation of people who were smart but not superhuman smart was really rare, ok?
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My just barely under the character limit corn pudding:
2 cans creamed corn
sleeve club crackers
2 eggs
1/4 cup heavy cream
1/4 tsp baking soda
enough butter
Crush crackers, beat eggs, mix everything together except butter which lines the pan + top. 375º covered 20m, uncovered until edges just brown
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Anyway here we go.
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Am I just being extremely thick, here? Why do the British Isles not have indigenous peoples?
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The best part is knowing that he has several hours of work ahead of him.
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band. 🎸🥁🎸🎶

Tiny Cowboy isn't the best band in Phineas and Ferb, and Meatloaf isn't the best song, but they're definitely the most *iconic* band in the series.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Not exactly the same but I love this picture.
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If we want to branch out from sandwiches, I'd like to suggest picking something from this illustration so we can have a lengthy argument over what it might have been.
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I will never remember why I created this spreadsheet, titled "Two Breeds of Dog," nor will I ever delete it.
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Share an awesome 70s movie!

Starting with $120k and a mandate to make a movie with "very pretty student nurses with as much nudity as an R-rated film could have," Stephanie Rothman made a movie about "political and social conflicts and the changes they produce." Maybe not great, but it is awesome.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
No Kings and Six Others is the name of my all-horns Elvis Presley ska cover band.
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What a great idea.
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm sorry you're going through this. The only thing I can think to do is share a picture of my dog? Roux loves you.
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
October 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Roux is often goofy, but not often more goofy than this.
October 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Why hold AI to higher standards than humans or well-established technology?"

Because AI cannot go to jail.
October 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Can do!
October 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
done
September 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I think when he started saying "Yeah" he thought he had handled it and by the time he FINISHED saying "Yeah" he realized things had gone terribly wrong.
September 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What movie do you consider perfect?
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM