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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️

@kmoney202.bsky.social

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A mom, but not yours. So clean it up. Perfectly imperfect. Registered Nurse. Twitter refugee. Maker of mistakes and mom cheesecakes. Music, sports, stuff. #BillsMafia My posty’s: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kiobkk5pp3zdi2icfi5u3qbn/feed/aaagxf5jfetng

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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️ @kmoney202.bsky.social · Jul 9

I’ll eat 7 string cheeses and hide the wrappers in your pillow case idgaf

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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️ @kmoney202.bsky.social · Dec 29

You know what’s top tier?

Your mom.

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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️ @kmoney202.bsky.social · Aug 16

Was I gone? Lol

Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️ @kmoney202.bsky.social · Aug 11

Eating an egg roll.

Thought of you.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · Jul 27

[billy corgan] and in this recipe we will use smashed pumpkins in a way that will surprise and delight your dinner guests

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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️ @kmoney202.bsky.social · Jul 25

Not now, I’m elevating my feet to reduce my heat cankles

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · Jul 24

Dating me is a lot like buying a new mattress:

Zero interest for six months

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Wizard of Awes @awescar.bsky.social · Jul 24

If ICE were after me, I'd go full-on greased-up deaf guy on them.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · Jul 24

I know it's time to do laundry when my preteen daughter is wearing trampoline park socks around the house.

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · Jul 23

Snapchat please STOP with the high pitched voice animal filters.

It's like trying to jack off to the cast of Bambi.

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · Jul 23

My kid: Can I eat in the bathtub?

Me: Are you high?

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · Jul 23

Just got done watching Lady and the Tramp with my kid. Aunt Sara can eat a dick. I wouldn't let her watch my pet rock.

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · Jul 24

I want to see the Behind the Music special about how Bambi went from a buck in the movie to inspiring one of the top 3 female stripper stage names of all time.