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Just Kristen ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
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A mom, but not yours. So clean it up. Perfectly imperfect. Registered Nurse. Twitter refugee. Maker of mistakes and mom cheesecakes. Music, sports, stuff. #BillsMafia My postyโ€™s: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kiobkk5pp3zdi2icfi5u3qbn/feed/aaagxf5jfetng
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Iโ€™ll eat 7 string cheeses and hide the wrappers in your pillow case idgaf
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[billy corgan] and in this recipe we will use smashed pumpkins in a way that will surprise and delight your dinner guests
Not now, Iโ€™m elevating my feet to reduce my heat cankles
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Dating me is a lot like buying a new mattress:

Zero interest for six months
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If ICE were after me, I'd go full-on greased-up deaf guy on them.
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I know it's time to do laundry when my preteen daughter is wearing trampoline park socks around the house.
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Snapchat please STOP with the high pitched voice animal filters.

It's like trying to jack off to the cast of Bambi.
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Just got done watching Lady and the Tramp with my kid. Aunt Sara can eat a dick. I wouldn't let her watch my pet rock.
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I want to see the Behind the Music special about how Bambi went from a buck in the movie to inspiring one of the top 3 female stripper stage names of all time.
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In the song We Built This City, they have a traffic report on a Saturday and I think about that a lot.
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Haha thats hilarious. Ok seriously, how do you pronounce Ghislaine
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social ยท Jul 24
I thought Hulk Hogan was like 60 in 1985 so the fact that he lived to 100 is amazing.
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Your Mom knows who took her to Poundtown last summer
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The Popeโ€™s scrotum is sac-religious
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*puts your dad on my to do list*
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fuck it we ball up and cry
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I'd take a time machine back to 1800 and do all the crimes.