Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees
@kittysneezes.com
Writer/Editor; ex-Newsweek. Also producer of Rite Gud podcast by @rsbenedict.bsky.social and the Headclog in the Operator podcast by Jeremiah Aulwurm, and distributor of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social!
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The writing portfolio for Matt Keeley, former editor at Newsweek, and current freelancer at LGBTQ Nation and the New Civil Rights Movement.
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Long overdue, but I've compiled a writing portfolio so folks can see my best work in one place:
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Removing the current Democratic leadership and rebuilding the party as a fighting organization is the crucial first step in defeating fascism.
It is a battle we must fight and win.
Demand Change.
Primary Appeasers.
Elect Fighters.
Beat Fascism.
It is a battle we must fight and win.
Demand Change.
Primary Appeasers.
Elect Fighters.
Beat Fascism.
115 democrats just voted to establish the first federal statutory definition of sex, which could now be used to
• charge fraud for using documents that misrepresent “sex”
• reverse all federal records gender markers
• sue a future gov’t for attempting to rescind trump’s anti-trans exec orders
• charge fraud for using documents that misrepresent “sex”
• reverse all federal records gender markers
• sue a future gov’t for attempting to rescind trump’s anti-trans exec orders
As Trump drags us into an Iraq-style war in Venezuela, 312 members of the House — including 115 Democrats — just voted to authorize over $900 billion in military spending.
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Removing the current Democratic leadership and rebuilding the party as a fighting organization is the crucial first step in defeating fascism.
It is a battle we must fight and win.
Demand Change.
Primary Appeasers.
Elect Fighters.
Beat Fascism.
It is a battle we must fight and win.
Demand Change.
Primary Appeasers.
Elect Fighters.
Beat Fascism.
Democrats keep asking for money so they can fight stuff and never do. Here is a proposal: actually fight and maybe we'll actually give you something, you feckless jackasses.
Funny the $20 Democrats always used to ask for constantly in return for… I don’t think I ever got any value for a donation. Not a billionaire.
The funny thing about that $20. Is the Democrats want you to give them $20. And that’s less than they think you should be paid hourly
The funny thing about that $20. Is the Democrats want you to give them $20. And that’s less than they think you should be paid hourly
December 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Democrats keep asking for money so they can fight stuff and never do. Here is a proposal: actually fight and maybe we'll actually give you something, you feckless jackasses.
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Kill la Kill, streaming on Crunchyroll, has AI closed captions that simply decided to swap a mean word out for a complete slur.
Here's my submission. "You goddamn stinking bitch" got a little homophobic. There was another somewhere in Kill la Kill that called Satsuki "Slutsky"
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Kill la Kill, streaming on Crunchyroll, has AI closed captions that simply decided to swap a mean word out for a complete slur.
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Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
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They are just a bunch of billionaire fan boys. Republicans in power suits claiming to be Democrats. Anyone who falls for that after 2025 is a complete and utter… Dip shit.
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
They are just a bunch of billionaire fan boys. Republicans in power suits claiming to be Democrats. Anyone who falls for that after 2025 is a complete and utter… Dip shit.
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I & millions of others would have voted for a political party that actually delivered on its promises, gave us healthcare, living wages, etc. Actually was a new FDR. Would have voted for that. Won’t fall for it. Won’t fall for false promises. Replace your leadership. THEY’RE the reason you LOSE.
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I & millions of others would have voted for a political party that actually delivered on its promises, gave us healthcare, living wages, etc. Actually was a new FDR. Would have voted for that. Won’t fall for it. Won’t fall for false promises. Replace your leadership. THEY’RE the reason you LOSE.
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Cha Cha Slide in full armor
YouTube video by Dan Halliday
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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My new fav genre is when this human cold sore gets all defensive when people point out the… dozens? Hundreds? Of documented times she has harassed, threatened, or encouraged threats against other people in the same vein that she is now on the receiving end of.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My new fav genre is when this human cold sore gets all defensive when people point out the… dozens? Hundreds? Of documented times she has harassed, threatened, or encouraged threats against other people in the same vein that she is now on the receiving end of.
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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #MiddayShow
Earl Brooks:
🎵 New York Talkin' Guys
#EarlBrooks
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December 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #MiddayShow
Earl Brooks:
🎵 New York Talkin' Guys
#EarlBrooks
▶️ 🪄 Automagic 🔊 show 📻 playlist on Spotify
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his name is Jimmy Fallon bc we all want a piano to Fall on him
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
his name is Jimmy Fallon bc we all want a piano to Fall on him
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never miss an opportunity to tell someone who thinks they're being clever quoting "voltaire" that actually, voltaire never said it. it's from a 1993 episode of a nazi radio show & the guy who did say it is quite famously a pedophile who was so weird even the other nazis thought he was creepy.
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
never miss an opportunity to tell someone who thinks they're being clever quoting "voltaire" that actually, voltaire never said it. it's from a 1993 episode of a nazi radio show & the guy who did say it is quite famously a pedophile who was so weird even the other nazis thought he was creepy.
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I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
I am beyond upset, YouTube has age restricted my video tonight for thinking it depicts real actual gambling. The video is on CloeverPit and contains no real gambling, but does contain a massive charity push for The Trevor Project. Last time this happened I almost quit YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
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@bransonreese.bsky.social if someone asked me to explain swan boy with one frame
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@bransonreese.bsky.social if someone asked me to explain swan boy with one frame
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I told our publicist I will talk to anyone and everyone to explain how Tapedeck is trying to make a penny per play the floor rather than ceiling for streaming royalties, so here's yet another podcast about it.
How a Tech Veteran Is Rewriting the Rules of Music Royalties: Tim Quirk
YouTube video by The EntreMusician
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I told our publicist I will talk to anyone and everyone to explain how Tapedeck is trying to make a penny per play the floor rather than ceiling for streaming royalties, so here's yet another podcast about it.
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just going to plug Marv Newland's other work which is all bizarre and great
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
International Rocketship Collection - YouTube
International Rocketship Limited is a animation company made by Marv Newland, creator of "Bambi vs. Godzilla", to make short animated films once he moved to ...
youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
just going to plug Marv Newland's other work which is all bizarre and great
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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if you try to serve me a ‘woman-sized dinner’ i’m going to bury one of my ‘woman-sized fists’ in your eye socket
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
if you try to serve me a ‘woman-sized dinner’ i’m going to bury one of my ‘woman-sized fists’ in your eye socket
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Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
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i am never again going to let a conservative get away with complaining about the liberal nanny state because these assholes actually *are* the nagging, inappropriately intrusive boogeymen conservatives have been bleating about for my entire adult life, mind your fucking business
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i am never again going to let a conservative get away with complaining about the liberal nanny state because these assholes actually *are* the nagging, inappropriately intrusive boogeymen conservatives have been bleating about for my entire adult life, mind your fucking business
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I’m gonna be honest @jay.bsky.team, banning a side account that I made after this one was suspended due to me being scared for my husband who was kidnapped by ICE and having a dev meme on this is insane PR for any site.
By that I mean BAD PR.
I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.
By that I mean BAD PR.
I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m gonna be honest @jay.bsky.team, banning a side account that I made after this one was suspended due to me being scared for my husband who was kidnapped by ICE and having a dev meme on this is insane PR for any site.
By that I mean BAD PR.
I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.
By that I mean BAD PR.
I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.
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chuck schumer quoting bill maher saying "palestinians should just accept that they lost the war, the way the serbs accepted that they lost kosovo" is a sentence custom-designed to turn me into the joker
My apologies I forgot he was actually just positively quoting Bill Maher, who says that the Serbs and Muslims got over it
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
chuck schumer quoting bill maher saying "palestinians should just accept that they lost the war, the way the serbs accepted that they lost kosovo" is a sentence custom-designed to turn me into the joker
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Mark Kelly here from another burner phone, I got your number motherfucker - you think you can just keep blocking me lol?
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Mark Kelly here from another burner phone, I got your number motherfucker - you think you can just keep blocking me lol?
Chippendales vs. Their Own Dancers
YouTube video by Breaking Stories with Kyle and Zeo
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM