David Raffin
@davidraffin.bsky.social
Theoretical Metaphysicist. Poet laureate of the Comintern. Author/Performer. https://davidraffin.com Degree in philosophy— a very charming man. North of Canada.
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David Raffin
@davidraffin.bsky.social
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My work has appeared in legitimate literary magazines right next to Nobel prize winners in literature. And the good news is you can buy my book about sex robots for cheap.
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In the USA freedom is an advertising slogan. It's our number one export. Advertising slogans.
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
In the USA freedom is an advertising slogan. It's our number one export. Advertising slogans.
I've heard some disturbing claptrap about how some people are attending free taco Tuesday events only to pocket the tacos and sell them on Wednesday at a substantial markup. Please watch out for this day-old scam. 
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I've heard some disturbing claptrap about how some people are attending free taco Tuesday events only to pocket the tacos and sell them on Wednesday at a substantial markup. Please watch out for this day-old scam. 
If you steal a horse to sell it you are a horse thief.
If you steal a horse to set it free you are a horse liberator.
If you steal a horse to set it free you are a horse liberator.
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
If you steal a horse to sell it you are a horse thief.
If you steal a horse to set it free you are a horse liberator.
If you steal a horse to set it free you are a horse liberator.
Wouldst thou accompany me to the ball? It’s sizing up to be a free-for-all! Let’s show the world our unmitigated gall. At the anything-goes convention hall.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Wouldst thou accompany me to the ball? It’s sizing up to be a free-for-all! Let’s show the world our unmitigated gall. At the anything-goes convention hall.
I am still at war with Oceana until all of the Atlantians are set free.
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I am still at war with Oceana until all of the Atlantians are set free.
A crunch wrap for my enemies.
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
A crunch wrap for my enemies.
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Here’s a full list of recent articles from respectable sources explaining how wonderful AI has been for companies, culture, the environment, human psychology, government, and cognitive development as well as how it has improved online discourse and everyone loves it:
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Here’s a full list of recent articles from respectable sources explaining how wonderful AI has been for companies, culture, the environment, human psychology, government, and cognitive development as well as how it has improved online discourse and everyone loves it:
One man bands play exclusively with themselves.
Note that.
Note that.
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
One man bands play exclusively with themselves.
Note that.
Note that.
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"If you don't have brown sugar, you can substitute these two other ingredients you also don't have."
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"If you don't have brown sugar, you can substitute these two other ingredients you also don't have."
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The sale continues, original art and prints on deep sale
I'm having a BIG HOLIDAY SALE FULL OF SAVINGS on my website. 11x14 prints on sale for $45! And NEW 8x10 prints of all my classic designs for just $20 EACH. All prices on original art SLASHED.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The sale continues, original art and prints on deep sale
Solidarity forever, and such.
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Solidarity forever, and such.
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Six words to get any party started: "Hey, Siri, play John Philip Sousa."
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Six words to get any party started: "Hey, Siri, play John Philip Sousa."
I understand over at the erotic bakery The chef has a foot fetish. Also, the everything bagels are out of this world.
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I understand over at the erotic bakery The chef has a foot fetish. Also, the everything bagels are out of this world.
Is it wrong to call Chef Boyardee boy?
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Is it wrong to call Chef Boyardee boy?
The Swedish Chef is here on forged papers. His culinary degree is not worth the rice paper it’s printed on. Shouldn’t be used to wrap fish for poaching. His Swedish pancakes are merely flapjacks jacked up. He was appointed by Mayor McCheese who is nutritionally bankrupt, morally.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The Swedish Chef is here on forged papers. His culinary degree is not worth the rice paper it’s printed on. Shouldn’t be used to wrap fish for poaching. His Swedish pancakes are merely flapjacks jacked up. He was appointed by Mayor McCheese who is nutritionally bankrupt, morally.
Communion wafers are unleavened?
Why won't they let Jesus rise?
Jesus puffs.
I'm afraid the believers were not kind to the chef.
Accused him of blasphemous puffery. Whatever that is. Sometimes I think they make things up.
Does the Buddha platter actually have Buddha in it?
And is that roadkill?
Why won't they let Jesus rise?
Jesus puffs.
I'm afraid the believers were not kind to the chef.
Accused him of blasphemous puffery. Whatever that is. Sometimes I think they make things up.
Does the Buddha platter actually have Buddha in it?
And is that roadkill?
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Communion wafers are unleavened?
Why won't they let Jesus rise?
Jesus puffs.
I'm afraid the believers were not kind to the chef.
Accused him of blasphemous puffery. Whatever that is. Sometimes I think they make things up.
Does the Buddha platter actually have Buddha in it?
And is that roadkill?
Why won't they let Jesus rise?
Jesus puffs.
I'm afraid the believers were not kind to the chef.
Accused him of blasphemous puffery. Whatever that is. Sometimes I think they make things up.
Does the Buddha platter actually have Buddha in it?
And is that roadkill?
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They say you can avoid that by just being racist, but the bar for racism has gotten so high, very few are able to pass it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
They say you can avoid that by just being racist, but the bar for racism has gotten so high, very few are able to pass it.
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Talent agents don’t even look at your instagram count anymore, they won’t take you seriously as a potential client until you have at least a few credible accusations of sexual assault or harassment.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Talent agents don’t even look at your instagram count anymore, they won’t take you seriously as a potential client until you have at least a few credible accusations of sexual assault or harassment.
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This is so sad, especially now that there’s a whole new generation of comedians who are just as good or better at talking about their diarrhea
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is so sad, especially now that there’s a whole new generation of comedians who are just as good or better at talking about their diarrhea
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I discussed Tom Stoppard’s TV play ‘Professional Foul’ in this column for @thenewworldmag.bsky.social (no paywall) www.thenewworld.co.uk/everyday-phi...
Everyday Philosophy: Professional fouls and ethical dilemmas
The epidemic of cynical tackles at the Euros evokes Søren Kierkegaard’s concept of the ‘teleological suspension of the ethical’
www.thenewworld.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I discussed Tom Stoppard’s TV play ‘Professional Foul’ in this column for @thenewworldmag.bsky.social (no paywall) www.thenewworld.co.uk/everyday-phi...
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So many people who are otherwise so committed to good things are on Substack, which is very nice to bad people, ideas, and lies. My own newsletter was launched on Ghost because the bad news about Substack isn't new.
I am once again telling everyone to get the fuck off Substack leavesubstack.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So many people who are otherwise so committed to good things are on Substack, which is very nice to bad people, ideas, and lies. My own newsletter was launched on Ghost because the bad news about Substack isn't new.
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This ⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This ⬇️
When Richard Nixon resigned did any of the newspapers have a headline that said Dick is out. I know it’s short for a headline but usually what happens in these cases is they make the type face real big.
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When Richard Nixon resigned did any of the newspapers have a headline that said Dick is out. I know it’s short for a headline but usually what happens in these cases is they make the type face real big.
Private eyes are highly suspicious. Some admit to being dicks. They put their John Thomas on a door if they can.
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Private eyes are highly suspicious. Some admit to being dicks. They put their John Thomas on a door if they can.
I have a really long dick joke.
It comes in three parts.
It comes in three parts.
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I have a really long dick joke.
It comes in three parts.
It comes in three parts.