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Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 🔜 MAGfest 1/8
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"Looks like pro wrestling's Maria Bamford."
Pro wrestler, video editor & Susquehanna Wrestling Organization's self-appointed ambassador. QWI #193.
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Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 🔜 MAGfest 1/8 @kimspirit.bsky.social · Sep 18
hey, hey listen,,

*gets really close to your face*

*whispers*

it's an atomic Lego drop 🤭

#indiewrestling
kimspirit.bsky.social
I'm coming up on 4 years sober and found myself reminiscing about my last stint in rehab. I have some strange, sometimes fond memories and wanna share some of em over the coming days.

A big part of it was keeping busy between group sessions/activities. I got really into whatever this shit is.
Magazine cut-outs pasted into a notebook to say: "if you have a batmobile, you don't need a black Friday game plan. Just keep it real. Get your rosy ass back home, watch TV, and then go to bed." There is also a picture of a cell phone with a happy cloud on it with the caption "you have cancer." There's also a picture of a small Pokémon against a mega evolved Pokémon with the caption "run." Magazine cut outs pasted into a notebook to say "you can trust your doctor cat. No matter how healthy you feel, you have shingles. Talk to your Healthcare purr-fessional today. Trust." accompanied by a photo of a car dressed like a doctor. Another page says "laugh. Chuckles. I've always liked my wang with extra zip and tang. The time is ripe to nut. Read the manual. These 8 hacks make it easier than ever to get the hang job done - fast. Tweak the way you jack. Giggles. Man meat. Penis." Magazine cut outs pasted into a notebook to say "hoping can't help a kid struggling with constipation in ways that are quantifiable. But together, we can wish. More than 1600 gallons of milk. That's the waste a mother leaking one drip per second can cause in one year." another page says "these aren't prescription drugs. They just taste like it in every bite. The best medicine is grown, not bred. You can trust mother." accompanied by a photo of a litter of puppies and a pokemon trainer holding up a Litten like Simba. Magazine cut outs pasted into a notebook to say "here, readers share some of their red-faced experiences with irritable bowel syndrome." "I have country crock for every meal of the day and more soupy diarrhea than a car can handle." per Dumps the Cat. "Know what is scary at my age? Dairy." per The Queen. "Breyers and sausage. Meat-rich catastrophes from head to toe." per Joe Biden. Another page says "pushing plants up your petal-smooth butt doesn't cost a cent. Mix it up there without hands. Most don't. Boy, was I happy! There was no scent, the application was not greasy."
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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ceej.online
I am particularly fond of those times when a poet is compelled by the Spirit of Great Horniness to produce a work just a few hairs shy of pure pornography (Charles Simic)
excerpt from charles simic’s “breasts” That the old janitor on his deathbed Who demands to see the breasts of his wife For one last time Is the greatest poet who ever lived. O my sweet, my wistful bagpipes. Look, everyone is asleep on the earth. Now, in the absolute immobility Of time, drawing the waist Of the one I love to mine, I will tip each breast Like a dark heavy grape Into the hive Of my drowsy mouth.
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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khframes.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
kimspirit.bsky.social
I have enjoyed Tarantino films but the guy is not a fucking god of cinema. He's a transparent, creepy little dude. His opinion on someone's acting doesn't weigh that much, does it?
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
I think Matthew Lillard could win in a fight against Quentin Tarantino easily
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 18h
Scream and Five Nights at Freddy's star Matthew Lillard has admitted it "it f***ing sucks" to be on the receiving end of an insult from Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino. https://bit.ly/3KD9PnN
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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whippoorwont.bsky.social
lmao
Paul Dano talking to the press while Tarantino grimaces in the background like some kind of hobgoblin or troll
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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yixura.bsky.social
swerve finally asks hangman out meanwhile hangman is confused cuz he thinks theyve been dating for months
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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andylevy.net
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
the fifa peace prize trophy with zombie-like hands holding up a crumbling earth
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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ramiismail.com
Zuckerberg's attempt at making Second Life again could almost certainly have funded every indie game in the history of indie games combined.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
kimspirit.bsky.social
I feel crazy whenever I see him still caping for the guy because the next best thing he can do (without any lies or apologia) would be to just, not talk about Vince McMahon on Joe Rogan's fucking podcast
nscottg.bsky.social Nick The Time Miser @nscottg.bsky.social · 2d
yeah he's been on the record about this for a couple months, soon as i heard it, i lost all respect i had for Cena

Loyalty is one thing but Vince has been and is a problem an you can't sit on the fence about that stuff
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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schmeev.bsky.social
"...the day he fired Stone Cold. Missed a date, gotta go. Biggest attraction."
right. zero tolerance.

"I also believe in looking at the body of work."
right. one tolerance.

vinces entire body of work is a fucking horrorshow, "what he did for wrestling" was monopolize it, fuck him and his family
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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ashleybuchanan.bsky.social
We need some kind of VKM deprogramming therapy for every WWF wrestler over the age of 35.
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
kimspirit.bsky.social
He has so much to offer tho!
Part of the Kabin Crew music video for "The Spark" where they sing "I doubt it!"
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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alkeiper.bsky.social
He’s 80. He could die tomorrow and I assure Cena the wrestling business will be just fine.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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commandersterling.bsky.social
“John Cena believes rapists can still offer things to the wrestling business.”

If you replace Vince’s name with what Vince did, you can really appreciate how much of a piece of shit John Cena is.
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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smacktalkshowdown.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
kimspirit.bsky.social
Lol shut the fuck
Facebook post that says John Cena believes that Vince McMahon can "still offer things" to the wrestling business and reveals he "never wanted Vince to go." "Of all the things he did and of all the things he taught me, one piece that was very important is that no one is irreplaceable. That’s the truth. The one thing that needs to stand firm is the consumer’s belief in what we do. Vince has so much knowledge. I think what’s happened is unfortunate because you have this individual with so much depth of field who can still offer things, and we no longer can pull from that well, but it doesn’t mean we don’t have able-bodied folks who can’t put on creative programming. "I never wanted Vince to go because I love him and I know how much he loves the business, but he taught me, ‘We’re all going to go. All of us.’ He not only taught me through the saying, but his actions. I was there the day he fired Stone Cold. Missed a date, gotta go. Biggest attraction. ‘I gotta let people know this isn’t okay.’ Things happen, we gotta let people know this isn’t okay. ‘It’s time for you to go.’ Everybody goes." (Source: The Ringer | H/T Fightful Wrestling News: WWE, AEW, NJPW, TNA)
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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brockwilbur.bsky.social
Doing my annual viny fundraiser for those unhoused and hungry in the KC area. Rare/well-loved items up for sale through the Discogs website, and every dollar goes directly to area organizations. Looking for something for yourself/friend in the soundtrack/rock world? www.discogs.com/seller/riots...
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November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
me: i need a delicious source of potassium

banana: i'm here for you

me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy

banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
June 11, 2023 at 8:24 PM
kimspirit.bsky.social
Supervisor: hey, how are you doing? (clearly concerned)

Me: (slightly overshares about seasonal affective shit)

Supervisor: OK just wanted to check, you seemed to be struggling at the stand-up meeting

Me: OH FUCK that's just because I'm a dipshit and worked out too hard 😭
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
kimspirit.bsky.social
Apropos of nothing, not a fucking thing at all:

🏴‍☠️ is preservation.
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
Just thinking about stuff
What would it cost to end homelessness in America? Jan 16, 2024 - On the high end, eliminating homelessness in the United States should cost somewhere from $11 billion to $30 billion per year. How much would it cost to solve food insecurity? There are various estimates by researchers and scientists regarding the cost of eliminating world hunger. According to an estimate shared by Oxfam, around $23 billion is needed to fight extreme hunger. To fight chronic hunger, another $14 billion is required. Tuition-Free College Could Cost Less Than You Think Jul 19, 2019 - Eliminating tuition at all public colleges and universities would cost at least $79 billion a year, according to the most recent Department of Education...
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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cait.bsky.social
this is the greatest day of my life
mug with art of my cat adonis as garfield adonis with his mug
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
kimspirit.bsky.social
Somebody recommended me to fill in on a show this Saturday. I check out the promotion's fb page and immediately see they use AI graphics and videos and they look like absolute dogshit. Pass.
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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commandersterling.bsky.social
Game developers were here first. Not executives.

Game developers make games. Not executives.

Game developers have skills & knowledge important to the business. Not executives.

Game developers deserve to keep their jobs. Not executives.

Executives are replaceable. Not game developers.
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM