I enjoyed it so much in high school. I fuckin died when Elliot's dad was asserting that "the difference between art and smut is pubic hair" 😂

The stores here literally have no coherent reason for their action. They're reacting to rumors and hearsay. There are no rules-as-written that are being broken. And in Valve's case, there's no rules written at all. They literally don't tell developers what is or isn't allowed, merely if it's blocked

Oh, and just to add an extra layer of absurdity to this:

The game is fully reviewed on IGN. They confirm that the content is comparable to an M-rated movie.

Humble is owned by the same company as IGN. They have banned it because it is too scandalous.

'But what about the scene that they cut!?', I hear some of your ask.

Yes, there was one slightly questioanble scene. In an unreleased version literally years ago. That scene also would pass muster in an M-rated film.

That scene was never released. Only mentioned in text. It is purely theoretical.

Being cold outside is bi eraser. Do better weather

It is cold outside of these blankets and even colder outside and I simply shouldn't have to put up with that

youtu.be/6WpMlwVwydo?...

*thousand yard stare*

We have to go to candy mountain, Charlie.

Skibidi rizzler with the sauce, amen

Badger badger mushroom.

And also with you.

gonads and/or strife