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Natey Potatey
@nateypotatey.bsky.social
Chicago suburbanite dad

Looks like it's Nazi punching season
Anyone else get a couple of seemingly random texts from numbers you don't know trying to start conversations?

I got one from a West coast area code and another a day or two later from an East coast area code. Stuff like "Hello" and "We need to have a good talk before Christmas"

I left them unread
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but your messages (text, email, letters) to someone aren't going to be private after that person dies. Their family will have the right to go through every correspondence they can find.

Be kind and you will have nothing to fear
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My new neighbor shoveled his whole driveway, then cleared the snow off his car, brushing it all onto the freshly cleared driveway like it was his first time seeing snow

That's so cute. He'll get the hang of it
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I wanted to sit around and do nothing all day today but snow came with the forecast of a lot more snow so I had to do a lot of wintery dad things. Preparing the fireplace and stacking wood is one of them.

Dad tip: Alternate stacking wood length wise and cross wise to get tall, stable piles
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Happy Black Friday to all who celebrate and even moreso to those who are absolutely not and are just lazily kickin' it however you like today. Please take the time to admire my brother's ingenuity in packing leftovers in the tray he brought cheesey broccoli dish in.

He can reheat the entire tray!
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The line at the dispensary is moving along rather well considering what day tomorrow is
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I signed an email with "♥️Dad" for the first time today and I'm feeling some feels about it. My little kids won't be little kids for long
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I may be the only bass player at the open jam this weekend and that's got me sweating bullets. I promised my nephews I'd play bass with them (fine for 5-8 minutes) but I'm afraid other people will ask me to play with them too. I'm not as confident on the bass as I am on the guitar

Wish me luck!
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dude, I'm like the wise old owl or some shit
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This whole time I was thinking I'm a rhythm guitarist because I didn't think I was good enough to play lead. But now that I'm getting a hang of this lead guitar business, I see what all the hubbub is about. It's a lot of fun
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I had an idea that from now on when I talk to someone I suspect might be Republican. I'll tell them I'm a single issue voter and that issue is healthcare. Whoever comes up with the best plan to get everyone preventative healthcare wins. That's it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I got flirted with by a pretty lady this morning. I just wanted you all to know that. Have a great day everybody
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Everyone I tell my plan for building my dream guitar asks me if I've heard the song "One Piece at a Time" by Johnny Cash

Well I have now and yep, it's just like that only I'll purchase each part as my budget allows. I'll end up with a 100% USA made custom Iceman with a locking tremblo
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I understand you're not detail-oriented because you're an ideas guy, but all of your ideas are bad
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Among the odd facts I wish I was able to forget is that I once dated a girl whose birthday was on 11/11
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This happened this morning. Luckily I found it in time to get my bin back in place so the recycling truck could get to it and take my recycling away
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Snow on my flowers this morning. A new season is turning
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I like guitar teachers that use a keyboard to explain music theory
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If I offer you a pork chop for lunch, it's never just a pork chop
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I've found I am a smarter, happier person if I don't waste energy with the mental processing power necessary to maintain lies
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I finally broke down and bought the fancy looking electric kettle and ceramic pour-over coffee dripper I've been looking at so I can stop being the guy who puts fresh ground coffee into reusable Keurig cups for meh, OK coffee and I can start being the guy who really enjoys his morning cup
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Lunch will be ready in 20 minutes
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I've been listening through The Black Keys' albums, got to the last one and wow. There were a couple of good songs but I wanted to skip through most of them. It was sad to hear because all their earlier albums were comprised of almost 100% bangers. They just kinda lost their grit

I still love 'em
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Me listening to someone free jam

"Well that's what you get for choosing a major key to play in, ya goofy bastard"
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I added a momentary cut off button to my SG this weekend. That's about all the customization I can do to this guitar without adding a battery compartment. Very cool
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM