Keith Denchfield
@keithdenchfield.bsky.social
People’s Republic of Hernebaynia
Teacher of maths, creator of smelly sports wear
Unashamedly woke he/him
Teacher of maths, creator of smelly sports wear
Unashamedly woke he/him
Just amazing
youtube.com/watch?v=C97k...
youtube.com/watch?v=C97k...
STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2021
YouTube video by theo jansen
youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just amazing
youtube.com/watch?v=C97k...
youtube.com/watch?v=C97k...
Inset
Amirite teachers?
Amirite teachers?
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Inset
Amirite teachers?
Amirite teachers?
Tbh any best film Oscar winner
This is very funny but it reminds me of films I absolutely completely unreservedly LOVED but don't need to see again (unless maybe in cinema re-release)
See also BEAU TRAVAIL (1999)
Does anyone have similar I wonder?
See also BEAU TRAVAIL (1999)
Does anyone have similar I wonder?
[listening to Under the Skin OST] oh no naked lady gonna get me and dissolve me in her liquid abyss
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Tbh any best film Oscar winner
How the hell do I have a daughter that’s 30 today?
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
How the hell do I have a daughter that’s 30 today?
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Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you seen
Rolling Stones
Temptations
Foals
Madonna
Courtney Pine
Rolling Stones
Temptations
Foals
Madonna
Courtney Pine
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Pixies
Rolling Stones
Sade
John Otway
Cud
Pixies
Rolling Stones
Sade
John Otway
Cud
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Yes
King Crimson
Secret Chiefs 3
Adam Ant
Mike Oldfield
Yes
King Crimson
Secret Chiefs 3
Adam Ant
Mike Oldfield
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you seen
Rolling Stones
Temptations
Foals
Madonna
Courtney Pine
Rolling Stones
Temptations
Foals
Madonna
Courtney Pine
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When you see it…
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
When you see it…
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If you receive legal threats from Nigel Farage for your reporting of Reform, please get in touch.
We have employed a defamation lawyer specifically for this purpose and would love to help (and we do so on non-commercial terms). www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
We have employed a defamation lawyer specifically for this purpose and would love to help (and we do so on non-commercial terms). www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform’s ‘Trumpian’ legal threats hint at more aggressive approach to media
Ultimatums sent to publications appear to intensify as Nigel Farage’s party rises in polls
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
If you receive legal threats from Nigel Farage for your reporting of Reform, please get in touch.
We have employed a defamation lawyer specifically for this purpose and would love to help (and we do so on non-commercial terms). www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
We have employed a defamation lawyer specifically for this purpose and would love to help (and we do so on non-commercial terms). www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Finally had it with the guy posting photos of Hollywood from days gone by
Man
Man
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Finally had it with the guy posting photos of Hollywood from days gone by
Man
Man
Vaccines don’t cause autism
Pass it on
Pass it on
Vaccines don't cause autism
Pass it on
Pass it on
Vaccines don’t cause autism.
Pass it on
Pass it on
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Vaccines don’t cause autism
Pass it on
Pass it on
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NEW: If you have *any* interest in the Nathan Gill story, you need to look at this.
We’ve put all the dates into a timeline & it’s incredibly revealing.
1/
www.thenerve.news/p/nathan-gil...
We’ve put all the dates into a timeline & it’s incredibly revealing.
1/
www.thenerve.news/p/nathan-gil...
Reform UK and Russian bribes: a Nathan Gill timeline
As Reform’s former leader in Wales is sentenced to ten and a half years for taking bribes from a pro-Russian actor, here's a chronology of his actions and the wider context of Putin, Ukraine and Brexi...
www.thenerve.news
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
NEW: If you have *any* interest in the Nathan Gill story, you need to look at this.
We’ve put all the dates into a timeline & it’s incredibly revealing.
1/
www.thenerve.news/p/nathan-gil...
We’ve put all the dates into a timeline & it’s incredibly revealing.
1/
www.thenerve.news/p/nathan-gil...
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I’m so certain I’m going win a gardening competition I’m betting my hedges
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I’m so certain I’m going win a gardening competition I’m betting my hedges
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#90sTop30
9. George Michael - Outside
While some celebrities were absolutely mortified when caught in flagrante, rung through the tabloids and apologised profusely - George owned it and turned the situation into one of his best songs. Complete with that video with him in that uniform - damn! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
9. George Michael - Outside
While some celebrities were absolutely mortified when caught in flagrante, rung through the tabloids and apologised profusely - George owned it and turned the situation into one of his best songs. Complete with that video with him in that uniform - damn! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#90sTop30
9. George Michael - Outside
While some celebrities were absolutely mortified when caught in flagrante, rung through the tabloids and apologised profusely - George owned it and turned the situation into one of his best songs. Complete with that video with him in that uniform - damn! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
9. George Michael - Outside
While some celebrities were absolutely mortified when caught in flagrante, rung through the tabloids and apologised profusely - George owned it and turned the situation into one of his best songs. Complete with that video with him in that uniform - damn! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Quite the correction by the Telegraph. The publication in question is @freemovement.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Quite the correction by the Telegraph. The publication in question is @freemovement.bsky.social
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Shoutout for teachers who hold a degree and/or QTS, and think anti-trans policies are unethical...
Please comment if you would be interested in taking on some paid online tutoring work for UK trans kids who have been forced out of schooling by policy and/or bullying.
Please comment if you would be interested in taking on some paid online tutoring work for UK trans kids who have been forced out of schooling by policy and/or bullying.
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Shoutout for teachers who hold a degree and/or QTS, and think anti-trans policies are unethical...
Please comment if you would be interested in taking on some paid online tutoring work for UK trans kids who have been forced out of schooling by policy and/or bullying.
Please comment if you would be interested in taking on some paid online tutoring work for UK trans kids who have been forced out of schooling by policy and/or bullying.
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🚨 BREAKING: Kent County Council is hurtling towards financial oblivion under Reform.
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
🚨 BREAKING: Kent County Council is hurtling towards financial oblivion under Reform.
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
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"Quiet, piggy!" should become the instant response to anything he says. Let's make it happen.
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"Quiet, piggy!" should become the instant response to anything he says. Let's make it happen.
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Can’t believe the same thing might bring them down
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Can’t believe the same thing might bring them down
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"... I mean its not even real paedophilia unless its from the nonce region of France, otherwise its just sparkly diddling."
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"... I mean its not even real paedophilia unless its from the nonce region of France, otherwise its just sparkly diddling."
Just met a woman with a dog called Nigel…
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Just met a woman with a dog called Nigel…
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From this day in 2013.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
From this day in 2013.
I’ve told my friend not to pursue his career in baking wedding cakes.
I just know it’ll end in tiers.
I just know it’ll end in tiers.
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I’ve told my friend not to pursue his career in baking wedding cakes.
I just know it’ll end in tiers.
I just know it’ll end in tiers.
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This is Richard Smith of the South Durham Hunt and he thinks it’s ok to hit a horse over the head. Make this ‘man’ famous.
Filmed by North East Hunt Monitors on 08/11/25
Filmed by North East Hunt Monitors on 08/11/25
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This is Richard Smith of the South Durham Hunt and he thinks it’s ok to hit a horse over the head. Make this ‘man’ famous.
Filmed by North East Hunt Monitors on 08/11/25
Filmed by North East Hunt Monitors on 08/11/25
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)