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Free Caledonia

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and create an independent Scottish republic and I'm all out of bubblegum. Pee tape truther.

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Feb 19

I told you that the pee tape is real

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · 2d

Stop showing me videos of the White House being demolished, I can't get any harder.

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · 9d

Should have went to 'I Swear'. Saw it last night. Very good.

Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · 19d

It really says something when even bloody Palantir think you've gone too far

www.thenational.scot/news/2551553...

Palantir UK boss rules out contract bids for digital ID over 'undemocratic' concern

A US spyware firm has ruled out helping the UK Government implement digital ID over concerns the legislation is “undemocratic”

www.thenational.scot

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · 28d

a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd

ALT: a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · 29d

He knows he's only got this job until next May at the latest so he's setting himself up for a cushy wee gig at Palantir

The Independent @the-independent.com · 29d

Every adult in Britain to require new ‘Brit Card’ ID

www.independent.co.uk

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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · Sep 17

"Scotland is no different to England, the indy debate is simply cloaking exactly the same social attitudes underneath".

And then polling keeps coming out saying differently.

Also, neither Scotland nor Wales are "regions", thanks, @moreincommonuk.bsky.social.

Polling showing Scotland is the most supportive of same sex marriage across Great Britain, with 75% compared to the average 63%

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Sep 13

Apart from his own tbf

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Sep 5

Who let the Penguin out of Arkham Asylum?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Douglas Alexander becomes Scottish secretary after Murray sacked

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has reshuffled his government following the resignation of his deputy Angela Rayner.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Sep 3

We should bring back calling people 'gammons'

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Aug 22

"Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State"

The Associated Press @apnews.com · Aug 22

BREAKING: President Trump says Intel agreed to give the U.S. a stake in its company.

Trump says Intel agreed to give US a stake in its company

President Donald Trump said that Intel has agreed to give the U.S. government a 10% stake in its business.

bit.ly

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Aug 21

Do yous remember that Tory candidate in Glasgow who did that weird video doing pullups, then the party booted him out for saying all sorts of stupid and offensive stuff? These days they'd probably make him chairman.

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · Aug 21

Sean Duffy has a Fox host help him do 3 pull-ups.

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Aug 15

That sandwich is America's 9/11

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Mar 10

Make Kaliningrad Königsberg Again

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Aug 6

Starmer gave him a letter from the King and got 10% off

Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Aug 6

Don't know why folk bother negotiating with the US when you can just turn up to the Whitehouse with a carrier bag full of 90s scud mags and a $100 gift card and you'll get 10% knocked off your nation's tariffs.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Aug 6

Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift

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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · Aug 5

The UK’s Online Safety Act is being sold as a way to protect children. But instead, UK politicians are pushing sweeping censorship and forcing platforms to implement invasive age checks. This is not safety–it's surveillance.

Blocking Access to Harmful Content Will Not Protect Children Online, No Matter How Many Times UK Politicians Say So

The UK is having a moment. In late July, new rules took effect that require all online services available in the UK to assess whether they host content considered harmful to children, and if so, these...

www.eff.org

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Aug 4

Its almost as if Scotland is a distinctly different and separate country or something.

Map showing religion in the UK with Scotland distinctly different from the rest of the UK

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · Jul 27

There's a realistic chance we get to a position where Wikipedia is blocked while official government accounts are posting on a site that created MechaHitler AI

Clord TC, Comics Guy @clordtc.bsky.social · Jul 26

OSA is gonna make us lose access to fucking wikipedia

write to your MPs.

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Jul 24

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Jul 24

FFS

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · Jul 19

Tourists visiting America:
*Hand over your social media
*At risk of being detained, imprisoned and deported for the vaguest of reasons
*Now being asked to pay $250 for the privilege

Intl tourists contribute more than $200B to the US economy. But lets fix that problem!
www.cnbc.com/2025/07/18/v...

Travelers to the U.S. must pay a new $250 'visa integrity fee' — what to know

Travelers to the U.S. must pay a new "visa integrity fee" to visit, but questions remain as to how and when it will be implemented. Here's what we know so far.

www.cnbc.com

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · Jul 19

The Labour party are a joke. What do they think they're achieving here?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Officers moved in swiftly to arrest those holding the placards, many of whom appeared to be over the age of 60.

One woman claimed to be in her 80s and was walking with a stick. Some were led away while others had to be carried.

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David Greene @davidgreene.bsky.social · Jul 17

The UK's Online Services Act, among its many awfulnesses, is its placing Wikimedia in Category 1, which will make it effectively impossible for WIkipedia to preserve the privacy of its users.

www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

We Support Wikimedia Foundation’s Challenge to UK’s Online Safety Act

The Electronic Frontier Foundation and ARTICLE 19 strongly support the Wikimedia Foundation’s legal challenge to the categorization regulations of the United Kingdom’s Online Safety Act.The Foundation...

www.eff.org

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