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NOYJ
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I compose avant-prog / rock-in-opposition / jazz / ??? music. It’s gert lush.

“Twiddly, 11/8 music changing key with gay abandon” - a certain Groggy, on this app.

https://mrnoyj.bandcamp.com
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While you’re being distracted with nonsense & bile, this is what’s happening to the planet you & your family live on.
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I don’t know what Spotify unwrapped is, so here’s a picture of some damsons.
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Insert one Beatles album into another:

Please please help me
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Kill Lemon Popsicle Bill
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Hallojawsween
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Hallojawsween
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Elephant Repo Man
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National Lampoon's Christmas Murder On The Orient Express Vacation
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Fuck you, netenyahu
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Tourism be damned. Welcome to the Opaque District.
FIFTY BILLION LITRES OF EFFLUENT!

Discharged, not into the sea (which would be bad enough), but into a LAKE!
Fueling the growth of toxic algae, and starving aquatic life of oxygen.
United Utilities is a greedy, disgusting and irresponsible company.

#NationaliseWaterNow
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Windermere hit by 50bn-litre deluge from sewage plants | The Observer
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December 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Post your favourite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

Aardvark
Badger
Dassie
Hummingbird hawk-moth
Hare
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Fox
Badger
Kingfisher
Seal
Students
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

Don't spend a lot of time in the wild, but here goes.

Moose (mad)
Coyote (out of roadrunners)
Rattlesnake (sleeping on a hot stone)
Humpback whales (in Puget Sound, so cool)
Jaguar (in Belize, on little dirt road to lodge, also, so cool)
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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For millions of Indigenous Americans, Thanksgiving is tied to a history of invasion, displacement, and devastation as settlers took over the land that is now the US aje.io/bb1ezw
Thanksgiving: A story of celebration and pain, in maps
It's a day to give thanks. But for millions of Indigenous Americans, it also serves as a reminder of loss.
aje.io
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Yes
King Crimson
Secret Chiefs 3
Adam Ant
Mike Oldfield
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Depeche Mode
The Cure
Gary Numan
Sparks
INXS
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David Bowie
Warren Zevon
The Who
Pink Floyd
B-52s
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
All piped / broadcast ‘popular’ music heard everywhere public today is compressing people’s brains to pancakes with its one safe, pedestrian chord progression.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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a baby is being held by a woman in a crowd of people and screaming .
ALT: a baby is being held by a woman in a crowd of people and screaming .
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November 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Tax drivers who don’t acknowledge you when you stop your car to let them pass first. Per I’m not sure how to measure it.
Tax people using phone speakers in public. Per decibel.
Tax people wearing Pretty Green parkas with Two Tone patches on them
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Major iPhone gripe: you can’t highlight more than one screen’s worth of text in order to copy. You get to the end of the screen and you can’t keep scrolling to capture more text. What you can do is apply the specific, limited shape of text you’ve highlighted to a different, irrelevant bit of text. 😖
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Ooooh! ‘…a voluntary agreement to begin discussions on a roadmap to an eventual phase-out of fossil fuels…’

So there’s a seemingly willing consensus to start talking about a concept of a plan at some point, probably.

That’s alright then.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
End of fossil fuel era inches closer as Cop30 deal agreed after bitter standoff
Wealthy countries should triple funds for countries to tackle climate impacts, but deforestation and critical minerals blocked from final deal
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Post-UN Climate Change conference: as usual, as always, as predicted - we’re all fucked. We won’t ever not all be fucked.
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Israel is still killing Palestinians in Gaza.

The U.S. and Israel, approved by the UN, are going to colonize Gaza.

Palestinians are still being denied basic humanitarian aid.

The genocide in Gaza has not ended.
#GazaGenocide
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Meetings at G20, “condemnation”, “we stand with Ukraine”..

Not enough. When civilians are being slaughtered. Not enough is being done.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM