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katelyn
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Michigander. in-house lawyer. I would rather be reading. @gooselaw.bsky.social’s foul-mouthed wife. Never been a natural. All I do is try try try. YOYOK. she/her.
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Please don’t be weirdos on my posts I don’t want to have to mute everything
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I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable.

We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.

A vote for this bill is a mistake.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Breaking news per Jeff Passan: “Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody”
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
HOMEMADE STOCK DAY
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We have a boat stuck. WE HAVE A BOAT STUCK.
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Why is female joy so terrifying to weirdos and losers?
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I genuinely could not care less about what people buy with food stamps. I wouldn't even give a shit if they used them to buy cigarettes and vodka
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Can I pls get another weekend day
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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You know what would be better than SNAP?

Just give everyone like $500 a week.

Everyone.

Yes, even them.
November 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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"Why don't people support welfare programs?"

Racism. More specifically, anti-Blackness.

White folks asked about who welfare serves overestimate the number of Black people on welfare. Not only that, but just the mere THOUGHT of who welfare supports led less white people to support it. #blacksky
November 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The cruelty is the point yall I cannot
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Want to see a microcosm of America? Immigrants won the World Series for the Dodgers and immigrants will be unwelcome and hunted at the victory parade.
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.

“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”

Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is luxury, survive a month without it.
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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You would be kicked out of any writer’s room in existence if you had the villains celebrating a Great Gatsby-themed party while taking away food benefits from millions of poor people.
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“Let them eat cake”
the tone deafness is beyond parody
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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A majority of Americans are seriously underreacting to what is happening in this country.
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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We should have punished the Confederates.
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"
October 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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this has to be coupled with the things that *don’t* count as a scandal: an array of harassment allegations, covering up Covid deaths, staying in a race after losing the primary, etc.
i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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It's been 35 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona's seventh congressional district to represent them in Congress.

Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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If you try to make these Nazis look cool, guess what that makes you too
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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If you make 130% of the federal poverty level, you qualify for SNAP.

A family of four, making $40,560, qualifies for SNAP benefits meaning thousands of Missouri teachers qualify.

I’m tired of the bullshit. Most of the people who receive snap benefits work.
October 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Oh dope the centrists have trotted out their watered down version of Project 2025
October 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM