JRod
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Scarecrow Fiyero looks like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. He looks like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Scarecrow Fiyero looks like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. He looks like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.
Everything reminds me of her 😫
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Everything reminds me of her 😫
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My tip for renting: however many bugs you usually eat per hour? Double it
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My tip for renting: however many bugs you usually eat per hour? Double it
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Fahrenheit 451 Ass Country we live in now ...
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Fahrenheit 451 Ass Country we live in now ...
🎶 The bigger the cushion,
The sweeter the pushin
That's what I said
The looser the waistband,
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo 🎶
The sweeter the pushin
That's what I said
The looser the waistband,
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
🎶 The bigger the cushion,
The sweeter the pushin
That's what I said
The looser the waistband,
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo 🎶
The sweeter the pushin
That's what I said
The looser the waistband,
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo 🎶
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Happy 13th anniversary to perhaps the funniest NFL play of all time: The Buttfumble
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy 13th anniversary to perhaps the funniest NFL play of all time: The Buttfumble
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NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
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Marimar Martinez is a US citizen who was shot by ICE five times in Chicago.
She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.
All charges against her have been dropped.
In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.
All charges against her have been dropped.
In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Marimar Martinez is a US citizen who was shot by ICE five times in Chicago.
She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.
All charges against her have been dropped.
In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.
All charges against her have been dropped.
In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
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he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
Has JD Vance done anything as VP besides go on podcasts and complain?
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
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We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
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Trump said "Quiet, piggy" like he don't look like a warped beanbag chair with a slow leak
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump said "Quiet, piggy" like he don't look like a warped beanbag chair with a slow leak
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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This is a disgrace. Sec Kennedy should be fired immediately.
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This is a disgrace. Sec Kennedy should be fired immediately.
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nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
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get me in that room and i’d hit him with the “pedophile says what”
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
get me in that room and i’d hit him with the “pedophile says what”
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as a reporter, the part of this that i’ve simply never understood is how the next person to ask a question when he does something like this doesn’t simply repeat the question that set him off. it’s not just solidarity with your colleague, it’s an important question that remains worth asking
I’m not going to pretend it’s easy to say something in the moment when you witness the president do this and you’re aboard Air Force One with all the uniformed officers and secret service and fancy wood accents, but this is really an instance where you should. people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
as a reporter, the part of this that i’ve simply never understood is how the next person to ask a question when he does something like this doesn’t simply repeat the question that set him off. it’s not just solidarity with your colleague, it’s an important question that remains worth asking
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I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
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Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/
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Why would I work my ass off to provide valuable goods and services to my community when I can become a trillionaire by scamming rubes
too much of the economy now is not built around solving a problem or meeting a need
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Why would I work my ass off to provide valuable goods and services to my community when I can become a trillionaire by scamming rubes