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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 6h

Did a showing of this movie at my college and this conservative dorkwad came in right at the gay sex scene and I yelled across the room “hey dude, watching gay porn come join!”

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 6h

Oh absolutely

PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 6h

This one scene in particular is maybe the funniest horror parody of all time

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 6h

Had maybe the greatest movie night of my life renting this with my buddies and watching it after the Tom Green Japan special where he almost choked to death in a hotel

bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 7h

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 7h

lololol i ate shit so hard doing this at madison square garden once

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 7h

what qualifies as "cozy horror?" like i just saw enys men which i feel like could count but I found pretty unnerving

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 7h

I think the departed is occasionally guilty of making Leonardo DiCaprio look cool when he fights but it was funny that he breaks his hand

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 7h

Ah…I see

A guy saying if you’re not wearing a respirator mask you are a fascist

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 8h

(Stefon voice) this movies got everything: moose knuckles, crazy aunts, pedophile chefs, confused Italians, JAMES EARL JONES’ DAD!

PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 8h

37. Sleepaway Camp (1983). I will not even attempt to speak to the deranged sexual ideas of this movie. But I will say it is a blast. The acting is bananas, the kills are goofy, the plot is batshit and I have never seen more foul mouthed kids in my life. Five stars.

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 8h

37. Sleepaway Camp (1983). I will not even attempt to speak to the deranged sexual ideas of this movie. But I will say it is a blast. The acting is bananas, the kills are goofy, the plot is batshit and I have never seen more foul mouthed kids in my life. Five stars.

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 8h

37. Sleepaway Camp (1983). I will not even attempt to speak to the deranged sexual ideas of this movie. But I will say it is a blast. The acting is bananas, the kills are goofy, the plot is batshit and I have never seen more foul mouthed kids in my life. Five stars.

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 11h

Was really expecting the answer to be something like “the handles to his toilets!”

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 11h

See now that’s how I jazz it up

PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 11h

Nice joke (fart noise) you’ve got there. (Wet fart noise) Be a real shame if I repeated (long fart noise) the content of it back (string of short fart noises) to you with aggressively (big trombone fart noise) pedantic sincerity (fart noise).

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👻 SHUDDER Blues 🎃 @frownt.bsky.social · 12h

Still thinking about this one hot damn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=19QZ...

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 12h

I remember the phone number for my friend in 1999?

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PadRocky Horror @padrock.bsky.social · 12h

You also have to file schedule SE for “salad earnings“

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