Empress of the Internet
@johubris.bsky.social
Jo Hubris, Lady Boom herself, spokesvagina, one of -those- fat queers or “blue-haired alphabet mafia” apparently. She/her
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I am going to be singing this forever!
![defleppardfan94 (@lemonade_grrrl) on twitter: "[tune of super freak] she's a very sleepy girl.......the kind you tuck under the covers....."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiao47wih7zxwssxfk5tg3iqqopckhk5g32skekhlp3z737empaene@jpeg)
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I am going to be singing this forever!
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![Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) on twitter: "[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiggabvm73uur4tzdeeskjmre7l6zdobuur4dhlfpi2dc3bczfctwq@jpeg)
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I guess I am not the target audience but even then?
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I guess I am not the target audience but even then?
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Holy shit, that is the visual representation of Ben Shapiro talking about how dry he makes his wife
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Holy shit, that is the visual representation of Ben Shapiro talking about how dry he makes his wife
Bars got even lower
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Bars got even lower
12 years ago I moved into this house. My family came over for fish & chips. Tomorrow my mortgage will be completely paid off. I’d say I am extremely lucky, and obviously I am but I would rather have a mortgage and my sister
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
12 years ago I moved into this house. My family came over for fish & chips. Tomorrow my mortgage will be completely paid off. I’d say I am extremely lucky, and obviously I am but I would rather have a mortgage and my sister
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im just trying to have a reasonable discussion about corrective lenses in skill-based sports
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
im just trying to have a reasonable discussion about corrective lenses in skill-based sports
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children as young as six are wearing corrective lenses
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
children as young as six are wearing corrective lenses
How does Batman's mum call him for dinner?
She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son
She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
How does Batman's mum call him for dinner?
She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son
She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son
@dimsie.bsky.social a little treat in the paper for you
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@dimsie.bsky.social a little treat in the paper for you
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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There's a new "grassroots" website automating supportive emails to Erica Stanford / signatures on an open letter endorsing her attacks on te Tiriti and you have until the end of this skeet to guess who registered the domain name
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Did you guess Jordan Williams' Campaign Company? Gold star
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Did you guess Jordan Williams' Campaign Company? Gold star
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
There's a new "grassroots" website automating supportive emails to Erica Stanford / signatures on an open letter endorsing her attacks on te Tiriti and you have until the end of this skeet to guess who registered the domain name
...
Did you guess Jordan Williams' Campaign Company? Gold star
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Did you guess Jordan Williams' Campaign Company? Gold star
Is anyone going to the InternetNZ 30th birthday this week?
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Is anyone going to the InternetNZ 30th birthday this week?
I need to do a bunch of things but it is the week before my period so all I wanna do is sleep and doomscroll. Can't someone else do it?
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I need to do a bunch of things but it is the week before my period so all I wanna do is sleep and doomscroll. Can't someone else do it?
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Column a) maternity cover staffing is not newsworthy.
Column b) the Labour Party hiring people who've previously worked for Winston Peters sure does raise eyebrows given the current discourse around Labour's ongoing refusal to express support for trans people.
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
Column b) the Labour Party hiring people who've previously worked for Winston Peters sure does raise eyebrows given the current discourse around Labour's ongoing refusal to express support for trans people.
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
Former Winston Peters staffer to lead Labour’s election year media
Experienced Beehive operator Alex Masters will be taking up the role while Labour’s chief press secretary Gia Garrick is on maternity leave.
www.thepost.co.nz
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Column a) maternity cover staffing is not newsworthy.
Column b) the Labour Party hiring people who've previously worked for Winston Peters sure does raise eyebrows given the current discourse around Labour's ongoing refusal to express support for trans people.
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
Column b) the Labour Party hiring people who've previously worked for Winston Peters sure does raise eyebrows given the current discourse around Labour's ongoing refusal to express support for trans people.
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
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has labour tried running against national?
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
has labour tried running against national?
I went on a date and it was lovely.
Also the crudo at The Ram was Snapper instead of Kingfish and it was SPECTACULAR
Also the crudo at The Ram was Snapper instead of Kingfish and it was SPECTACULAR
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I went on a date and it was lovely.
Also the crudo at The Ram was Snapper instead of Kingfish and it was SPECTACULAR
Also the crudo at The Ram was Snapper instead of Kingfish and it was SPECTACULAR
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can labour kick hipkins already lol
like... he's been more supportive of ACT and NZF MPs than this
AND we're well past the point where Labour should be kicking itself in the face over this stuff - Wood, at the very least, has done his time
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
like... he's been more supportive of ACT and NZF MPs than this
AND we're well past the point where Labour should be kicking itself in the face over this stuff - Wood, at the very least, has done his time
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
Hipkins says Michael Wood must regain trust of his Labour colleagues
Labour leader Chris Hipkins says Wood will need to rebuild trust before he could take up any role in a future Government, but he could have a lot to contribute.
www.thepost.co.nz
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
can labour kick hipkins already lol
like... he's been more supportive of ACT and NZF MPs than this
AND we're well past the point where Labour should be kicking itself in the face over this stuff - Wood, at the very least, has done his time
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
like... he's been more supportive of ACT and NZF MPs than this
AND we're well past the point where Labour should be kicking itself in the face over this stuff - Wood, at the very least, has done his time
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...