Empress of the Internet
@johubris.bsky.social
Jo Hubris, Lady Boom herself, spokesvagina, one of -those- fat queers or “blue-haired alphabet mafia” apparently. She/her
They’re all like this but naked
a group of young men are dancing in front of a store with a sign that says pizza hut
ALT: a group of young men are dancing in front of a store with a sign that says pizza hut
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November 26, 2025 at 9:32 AM
They’re all like this but naked
I hadn’t missed him
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I hadn’t missed him
Extreme Lurch voice: you rang, m’lady?
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Extreme Lurch voice: you rang, m’lady?
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like i'm no historian but i'm pretty sure the pre-car era didn't have 2 horses parked up outside every house
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
like i'm no historian but i'm pretty sure the pre-car era didn't have 2 horses parked up outside every house
Please do not finger any sandwich but your own
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Please do not finger any sandwich but your own
but ALSO
Kiwi pies are made in tins. A hand pie is pastry laid flat on a sheet and folded over the filling and itself.
Kiwi pies are made in tins. A hand pie is pastry laid flat on a sheet and folded over the filling and itself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
but ALSO
Kiwi pies are made in tins. A hand pie is pastry laid flat on a sheet and folded over the filling and itself.
Kiwi pies are made in tins. A hand pie is pastry laid flat on a sheet and folded over the filling and itself.
Hi sorry my #SecretSantaAoNZ I have not been very useful because I have been so tired. I like candles & beauty products that smell like baked goods, and I like baked goods and chocolate and I’d like some fancy drawing pins for my pinboard, bamboo socks, lip gloss, party games, stick-on patches…
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Hi sorry my #SecretSantaAoNZ I have not been very useful because I have been so tired. I like candles & beauty products that smell like baked goods, and I like baked goods and chocolate and I’d like some fancy drawing pins for my pinboard, bamboo socks, lip gloss, party games, stick-on patches…
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T-22 days until this govt enacts legislation that directly and explicitly breaches the Bill of Rights Act to discriminate against trans people, and Labour are still yet to publicly commit to fixing it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
T-22 days until this govt enacts legislation that directly and explicitly breaches the Bill of Rights Act to discriminate against trans people, and Labour are still yet to publicly commit to fixing it.
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They were very very very far behind
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
They were very very very far behind
To be fair, Boom did only last six years and didn’t make me wealthy so maybe I should have taken their marketing advice after all…
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
To be fair, Boom did only last six years and didn’t make me wealthy so maybe I should have taken their marketing advice after all…