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@johubris.bsky.social
Jo Hubris, Lady Boom herself, spokesvagina, one of -those- fat queers or “blue-haired alphabet mafia” apparently. She/her
Turns out yelling at your deaf cat to shut the fuck up because she’s screaming for food while you’re desperately trying to clean up your hands with meth because it turns out that varnish you just used wasn’t water-based does not make you feel like a very good person and doesn’t help the situation
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Turns out yelling at your deaf cat to shut the fuck up because she’s screaming for food while you’re desperately trying to clean up your hands with meth because it turns out that varnish you just used wasn’t water-based does not make you feel like a very good person and doesn’t help the situation
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like i'm no historian but i'm pretty sure the pre-car era didn't have 2 horses parked up outside every house
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
like i'm no historian but i'm pretty sure the pre-car era didn't have 2 horses parked up outside every house
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my take on Food Discourse is that it's always ridiculous but it's also nice to be fighting about dumb internet shit again instead of dealing with Oppressive Despair all the time so please keep posting your bad takes
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
my take on Food Discourse is that it's always ridiculous but it's also nice to be fighting about dumb internet shit again instead of dealing with Oppressive Despair all the time so please keep posting your bad takes
I have taken the plums from the icebox
Forgive me
Forgive me
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I have taken the plums from the icebox
Forgive me
Forgive me
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T-22 days until this govt enacts legislation that directly and explicitly breaches the Bill of Rights Act to discriminate against trans people, and Labour are still yet to publicly commit to fixing it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
T-22 days until this govt enacts legislation that directly and explicitly breaches the Bill of Rights Act to discriminate against trans people, and Labour are still yet to publicly commit to fixing it.
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"handheld meat pie" implies the existence of the vehicle-mounted vegetarian pie.
"handheld meat pies" is truly the most cursed phrase anyone has ever used to describe this part of our national cuisine
* New Zealand takes pies (namely, handheld meat pies) so seriously that there are National Pie Awards that get major media coverage. The New Zealand National Library has a whole dedicated category for “Pies — Competitions.”
Pie.
Pie.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
"handheld meat pie" implies the existence of the vehicle-mounted vegetarian pie.
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First of all how dare you?
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
First of all how dare you?
At least there’s one thing I don’t have to ask for for Xmas this year (though if you have some good prospects, #SecretSantaAoNZ, I could go again)
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
At least there’s one thing I don’t have to ask for for Xmas this year (though if you have some good prospects, #SecretSantaAoNZ, I could go again)
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This is an important point. Is Chris Hipkins staying silent because he is playing footsie with NZ First and is willing to throw trans kids under the bus for power?
Can you confirm that ensuring puberty blockers will be available to trans kids will be a bottom line for Labour in any future coalition negotiations?
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is an important point. Is Chris Hipkins staying silent because he is playing footsie with NZ First and is willing to throw trans kids under the bus for power?
In news that will shock and astonish you, the lawyers for the defence saw my hairy woke feminazi legs and challenged me
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
In news that will shock and astonish you, the lawyers for the defence saw my hairy woke feminazi legs and challenged me
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Blocking healthcare cause you’re anti disabled people/women/children/queer people is so sinister. It’s bullying and abusive behavior. Abusive people withhold resources. Straight up state violence against its own people.
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Blocking healthcare cause you’re anti disabled people/women/children/queer people is so sinister. It’s bullying and abusive behavior. Abusive people withhold resources. Straight up state violence against its own people.
I have spent so much time in court lately and now I am going in for jury duty and that just seems a little unfair. But I know it’s important to do my civic duty etc etc. but I wanna go back to bed!
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have spent so much time in court lately and now I am going in for jury duty and that just seems a little unfair. But I know it’s important to do my civic duty etc etc. but I wanna go back to bed!
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rudolph the red wait what reindeer
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
rudolph the red wait what reindeer
🎶 God, sometimes you just don’t come through
God, sometimes you just don’t come through
Do you need a woman to look after you?
God, sometimes you just don’t come through
Do you need a woman to look after you?
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn’t for your misfortune
I’d be a 🎶heavenly🎵person today
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn’t for your misfortune
I’d be a 🎶heavenly🎵person today
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
🎶 God, sometimes you just don’t come through
God, sometimes you just don’t come through
Do you need a woman to look after you?
God, sometimes you just don’t come through
Do you need a woman to look after you?
THE BIG SPIRITED WOMAN
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
THE BIG SPIRITED WOMAN
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Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
I could not have been more tired today but I managed to pull together some energy to attend my favourite Little Prince’s Mariah Christmas party and it was actually so much fun AND there was a surprise @em-awatea.bsky.social there too!
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I could not have been more tired today but I managed to pull together some energy to attend my favourite Little Prince’s Mariah Christmas party and it was actually so much fun AND there was a surprise @em-awatea.bsky.social there too!
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
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Bullshit alert: some NZ politicians (dishonestly) claiming that the puberty blocker ban is about "saving" kids from "unnecessary" medical interventions and "letting them make up their own minds"
No, that's *what puberty blockers* do. It gives those kids time to work out their own identity.
No, that's *what puberty blockers* do. It gives those kids time to work out their own identity.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bullshit alert: some NZ politicians (dishonestly) claiming that the puberty blocker ban is about "saving" kids from "unnecessary" medical interventions and "letting them make up their own minds"
No, that's *what puberty blockers* do. It gives those kids time to work out their own identity.
No, that's *what puberty blockers* do. It gives those kids time to work out their own identity.
I slept until 3.30pm today and damn it was glorious and needed. Still buzzing from what we managed to pull off last night. Thanks to all of youse for your support too as I have whined and whined my way here
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I slept until 3.30pm today and damn it was glorious and needed. Still buzzing from what we managed to pull off last night. Thanks to all of youse for your support too as I have whined and whined my way here
I survived! It was great! I wanna sleep for a weeeeeeeeeek
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I survived! It was great! I wanna sleep for a weeeeeeeeeek
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Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer