Johnny McNulty
@johnnymcnulty.bsky.social
Sometimes writer. More times not. He/him.
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exactly. the machine is forcibly regressing me to a recent liberal arts college grad who lives off bodega snacks and can’t do his taxes
The algorithm is disrupting the natural laws of falling out of touch.
It keeps giving me new music.
So I listen to it, and it's nice. But I should not be here. It's like a time traveler who refuses to go home. The longer I linger in the zeitgeist, the more damage I do to the fabric of existence.
It keeps giving me new music.
So I listen to it, and it's nice. But I should not be here. It's like a time traveler who refuses to go home. The longer I linger in the zeitgeist, the more damage I do to the fabric of existence.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
exactly. the machine is forcibly regressing me to a recent liberal arts college grad who lives off bodega snacks and can’t do his taxes
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Shazam for my own emotions
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Shazam for my own emotions
I'm just saying that if *I* thought maybe *I* would need one of these one day, I would say shit like this
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm just saying that if *I* thought maybe *I* would need one of these one day, I would say shit like this
I give you to permission to hate read [drumroll followed by THX sound] these nuts.
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I give you to permission to hate read [drumroll followed by THX sound] these nuts.
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These are my jokes. Please don't laugh at them.
January 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
These are my jokes. Please don't laugh at them.
how long do you think they'd keep talking before realizing he's kicked it?
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
how long do you think they'd keep talking before realizing he's kicked it?
Gotta love the nothing-matters-to-existentialism pipeline
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Gotta love the nothing-matters-to-existentialism pipeline
All Gas, No Ceilings
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
All Gas, No Ceilings
I don't know which House Minority Leader needs to hear this, but without a ceiling there is no floor. That's the ground, dumbass.
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I don't know which House Minority Leader needs to hear this, but without a ceiling there is no floor. That's the ground, dumbass.
They're calling him the Nevillest Chamberlain of all time.
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They're calling him the Nevillest Chamberlain of all time.
If you are on a plane or public transportation, you cannot be both very loud and very boring. You have to pick.
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If you are on a plane or public transportation, you cannot be both very loud and very boring. You have to pick.
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2 HONEY 2 CRISP
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
2 HONEY 2 CRISP
I quit smoking pot but I will never quit ducking out of family gatherings for unexplained reasons.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I quit smoking pot but I will never quit ducking out of family gatherings for unexplained reasons.
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
Thanksgiving is such a weird holiday but y'know what there's probably only like 8 or 9 left so just have fun with it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thanksgiving is such a weird holiday but y'know what there's probably only like 8 or 9 left so just have fun with it.
Call me an optimist, but I believe the real worst Star Wars movie is just now being born somewhere in America in the heart of some mediocre dork.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Call me an optimist, but I believe the real worst Star Wars movie is just now being born somewhere in America in the heart of some mediocre dork.
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No offense, but your life is brief and inconsequential, everyone
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
No offense, but your life is brief and inconsequential, everyone
I saw a screenshot of the Lizza thing and now I have pinkeye.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I saw a screenshot of the Lizza thing and now I have pinkeye.
NYT: Trump's Calls To Execute Opponents Evokes Glamor Of A Bygone Berlin
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
NYT: Trump's Calls To Execute Opponents Evokes Glamor Of A Bygone Berlin
Homan trafficking
Homan: "I plan on being in New York City in the near future. We're gonna do operations in New York City. Me and Mayor Adams at one point had an agreement to let ICE in to Rikers ... we are increasing the enforcement presence in New York City."
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Homan trafficking
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"Oh Epstein's not a reliable narrator, maybe he's a world-historical scumbag trying to manipulate other dumb rich guys, so don't take the emails as the truth." Maybe believe men?
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Oh Epstein's not a reliable narrator, maybe he's a world-historical scumbag trying to manipulate other dumb rich guys, so don't take the emails as the truth." Maybe believe men?
How innocent we all were when the worst our imaginations had been asked to conjure was the pee tape.
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How innocent we all were when the worst our imaginations had been asked to conjure was the pee tape.
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Do you think the Fall of Rome was this stupid too
Like your average Roman citizen, waiting in line at the food cart, saying "can you believe this shit"
Like your average Roman citizen, waiting in line at the food cart, saying "can you believe this shit"
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Do you think the Fall of Rome was this stupid too
Like your average Roman citizen, waiting in line at the food cart, saying "can you believe this shit"
Like your average Roman citizen, waiting in line at the food cart, saying "can you believe this shit"
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"Some voters are sickened to see Trump's name showing up in the Epstein files. But here at the Midwestern Pedophile Association's annual conference in Des Moines, few find it alarming, and some even say they finally feel 'seen.'"
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Some voters are sickened to see Trump's name showing up in the Epstein files. But here at the Midwestern Pedophile Association's annual conference in Des Moines, few find it alarming, and some even say they finally feel 'seen.'"
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Maybe that misinterprets this chart. Maybe what this chart is answering is, "Who is best on crime?" and people are really impressed with how well the GOP is doing crime.
we have an addiction in America when we have a crime syndicate in control of the federal government and people still think they are the ones who are tough on crime.
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Maybe that misinterprets this chart. Maybe what this chart is answering is, "Who is best on crime?" and people are really impressed with how well the GOP is doing crime.