Joey D'Antoni
@joeydantoni.com
Data, cloud, writer, speaker, cyclist, oenophile, joeydantoni.com, column redmondmag.com, he/him
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And they’re doing it. How pathetic is this?
jesus -- they're forcing the pharma CEOs to go to the podium and kiss Trump's ass
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
And they’re doing it. How pathetic is this?
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Excuse my language but this looks like absolute dog shit.
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Excuse my language but this looks like absolute dog shit.
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loved blogging about SLOP for Mother Jones
December 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
loved blogging about SLOP for Mother Jones
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I found it. The Bari Weiss/CBS News town hall promo for feminism does indeed use a 1964 photo of Beatles fans.
December 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I found it. The Bari Weiss/CBS News town hall promo for feminism does indeed use a 1964 photo of Beatles fans.
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The day will come
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The day will come
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Let 2026 be the year when fixing things is cool and shipping half-baked features is frowned upon
Ask Me Anything! #AMA
Today is ~kind of my last day for the calendar year before I go out of office for the holidays, so let's go out with some fun.
I do weird things:
- Content Team
- Reddit Mod
- Thinking about community vibes around:
- #MicrosoftFabric
- #PowerBI
- #SQLServer
Today is ~kind of my last day for the calendar year before I go out of office for the holidays, so let's go out with some fun.
I do weird things:
- Content Team
- Reddit Mod
- Thinking about community vibes around:
- #MicrosoftFabric
- #PowerBI
- #SQLServer
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Let 2026 be the year when fixing things is cool and shipping half-baked features is frowned upon
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UMich consumer sentiment (current conditions) at 50.4 is a new all-time low -- going back to data from the 1970s.
U.S MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT (DEC) ACTUAL: 52.9 VS 53.3 PREVIOUS; EST 53.5
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
UMich consumer sentiment (current conditions) at 50.4 is a new all-time low -- going back to data from the 1970s.
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Doing worse than fucking 2008 is completely unhinged. Whew
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Doing worse than fucking 2008 is completely unhinged. Whew
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One thing that absolutely definitely happens for real in the academic job market is that when you do not get a job, the Dean calls you and explains why you didn't get it. This is extra-super true when the explanation is something legally actionable on its face.
You’ll never guess who else experienced ‘racism’ on the job market despite their unimpeachable academic credentials.
December 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
One thing that absolutely definitely happens for real in the academic job market is that when you do not get a job, the Dean calls you and explains why you didn't get it. This is extra-super true when the explanation is something legally actionable on its face.
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Pennsylvania's Supreme Court rules that police can get Google search data without a warrant; an expert warns it may encourage warrantless searches nationwide (Suzanne Smalley/The Record)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
December 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Having had a great deal of interaction with USCIS in the last few years, most of the case officers are kind, generous, hard-working, and extremely passionate about what they do.
This absolutely sucks. And it looks like they are targeting people who were naturalized under Biden.
This absolutely sucks. And it looks like they are targeting people who were naturalized under Biden.
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Having had a great deal of interaction with USCIS in the last few years, most of the case officers are kind, generous, hard-working, and extremely passionate about what they do.
This absolutely sucks. And it looks like they are targeting people who were naturalized under Biden.
This absolutely sucks. And it looks like they are targeting people who were naturalized under Biden.
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This is precisely how fascism works, by grabbing at and taking away a little more freedom whenever events lend themselves to it. Bit by bit you lose your rights, until you turn around and realize the road you're on has been long, and democracy is well behind you over the horizon.
The admin is wasting no crisis... Sec. Kristi Noem said she is suspending the diversity visa lottery program (DV-1) after the Brown University suspect entered the U.S. through it in 2017.
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This is precisely how fascism works, by grabbing at and taking away a little more freedom whenever events lend themselves to it. Bit by bit you lose your rights, until you turn around and realize the road you're on has been long, and democracy is well behind you over the horizon.
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When the official policy of the government has become “ this must be fake, you’re too brown to be American” it’s time to stop pretending that this will all just go back to normal
“They’re denying that any of her birth certificates, which are from Laurel, Maryland, her records of immunization, medical records — they’re denying the authenticity of them. It is something I’ve never encountered.” www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
Trump Administration Says Maryland Woman's Birth Certificate Is Fake In Dystopian Move
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was arrested on Sunday. ICE won’t release her despite extensive documentation of her citizenship, her attorneys told HuffPost.
www.huffpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
When the official policy of the government has become “ this must be fake, you’re too brown to be American” it’s time to stop pretending that this will all just go back to normal
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You’re still using two factor authentication? Pssssh.
10 factor auth:
1. Something you know
2. Something you have
3. Something old
4. Something new
5. Something borrowed
6. Something blue
7. Something in the way she moves
8. Something in the way she woos me
9. Something in her style that shows me
10. Something, Something, Something, Dark Side.
1. Something you know
2. Something you have
3. Something old
4. Something new
5. Something borrowed
6. Something blue
7. Something in the way she moves
8. Something in the way she woos me
9. Something in her style that shows me
10. Something, Something, Something, Dark Side.
December 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
You’re still using two factor authentication? Pssssh.
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the sexual tension between english people and the /æ/ phoneme for literally any foreign word
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the sexual tension between english people and the /æ/ phoneme for literally any foreign word
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“.. When Trump realized he was in danger of losing his own conservative allies on the [Supreme] court, he lashed out in a series of social media posts, condemning those who questioned his authority.”
@thehill.com #IEEPA
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@thehill.com #IEEPA
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December 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
“.. When Trump realized he was in danger of losing his own conservative allies on the [Supreme] court, he lashed out in a series of social media posts, condemning those who questioned his authority.”
@thehill.com #IEEPA
thehill.com/opinion/cong...
@thehill.com #IEEPA
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one thing that is important to know is that BIRTH OF A NATION is so racist that people at the *time*, in 1915, were like, “holy shit this is racist”
When the slightest bit of research shows he was consistently racist and a daddy issues Confederate fanboy.
People try to paint BIRTH OF A NATION as a masterpiece with some unfortunate racism. The whole movie is racist, the “masterpiece “ thing was backfilled to excuse it.
People try to paint BIRTH OF A NATION as a masterpiece with some unfortunate racism. The whole movie is racist, the “masterpiece “ thing was backfilled to excuse it.
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
one thing that is important to know is that BIRTH OF A NATION is so racist that people at the *time*, in 1915, were like, “holy shit this is racist”
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Terribly awful and on brand for an Administration that is racist at its core.
“With Trump in office, the agency has shifted to resolving cases involving allegations of discrimination against white students.”
“With Trump in office, the agency has shifted to resolving cases involving allegations of discrimination against white students.”
NEW: A Texas district in which Black students were allegedly taunted with monkey noises.
An Arizona school where students admitted saying “slavery is good.”
These are some of the incidents Trump’s Education Department has ignored:
An Arizona school where students admitted saying “slavery is good.”
These are some of the incidents Trump’s Education Department has ignored:
Monkey Sounds, “White Power” and the N-Word: Racial Harassment Against Black Students Ignored Under Trump
Since Trump returned to office, the Education Department’s civil rights office has not resolved a single racial harassment investigation. It sends a message that “people impacted by racial discriminat...
www.propublica.org
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Terribly awful and on brand for an Administration that is racist at its core.
“With Trump in office, the agency has shifted to resolving cases involving allegations of discrimination against white students.”
“With Trump in office, the agency has shifted to resolving cases involving allegations of discrimination against white students.”
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I voted last night to change the Kennedy Center's name to the Blue Center for Puppies. Let's see if legacy media uses that or if they only adopt made up names for Trump.
December 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I voted last night to change the Kennedy Center's name to the Blue Center for Puppies. Let's see if legacy media uses that or if they only adopt made up names for Trump.
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What a novel way to monitor shrinkflation.
every year since i've gone no contact with my mom she's ordered me the same hickory farms pack and every year it keeps getting smaller cause hickory farm sucks
December 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
What a novel way to monitor shrinkflation.
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Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
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The timing on this seems…odd
Erika Kirk endorses JD Vance for president
Erika Kirk endorses JD Vance for president
Vance was an ally of Turning Point USA before the killing of Charlie Kirk.
dlvr.it
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The timing on this seems…odd
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This Chrome Extension Turns LinkedIn Posts About AI Into Facts About Allen Iverson
The developers of a browser tool that changes AI-centric LinkedIn posts to Allen Iverson facts want to help “take back control of your experience of the internet.”
www.wired.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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