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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13m

vandy’s making the college football playoff before auburn lol

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 5h

Huh, turns out selling your best striker and best winger has some consequences

Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 6h

Think it's been covered up a bit by the good attacking set pieces but Chelsea's open play underlyings have absolutely cratered.

1.52 xG per game from open play last season, 1.02 this season. YIKES

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 21h

I believe this was confirmed to be a leftist trolling

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 23h

4-3-3 with Surridge on the wing?

SixOneFive Soccer @sixonefivesoccer.com · 23h

Nashville SC Starting XI vs Inter Miami

Willis; Lovitz, Palacios, Zimmerman ©, Nájar; Tagseth, Acosta, Yazbek; Surridge, Mukhtar, Shaffelburg

BENCH: Schwake, Schmitt, Maher, Brugman, Boyd, Bunbury, Corcoran, Muyl, Bauer

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 1d

I would say the Kyle Ren part is interesting inasmuch as Adam Driver is probably the most compelling performer of anyone in the sequel trilogy

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 2d

Currently imagining Gilbert Arenas going into WITSEC and I can’t stop laughing

On Friday, Arenas said he plans to cooperate with the investigation and avoid prosecution by revealing his plans to "snitch."
"Ain't nothing wrong with snitching, man. It ain't nothing wrong with just telling, man. Ain't nothing wrong with telling, man," Arenas said.

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 2d

I regret to inform you that the indictment doesn’t list anyone else in Portland aside from Billups, it doesn’t seem like any Portland mobsters were involved

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 2d

Donald Trump yelling with a speech bubble

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 2d

This is MLS's recruiting pitch

Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 2d

Would you make $500k a year and not be famous or make $10 mil a year and you’re famous and everyone know you??

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 2d

Was he the guy who also tried to convince the Sportsbook staffer to take his bet by hinting he had inside info, and then pulled out his phone so that the incriminating texts were visible to security cameras?

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 2d

The Chauncey Billups situation seems serious, but “Portland Mafia” is a concept rife with comedic potential

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 2d

although if you’re not employed by a professional sports team you don’t have the ability to throw games in order to get out of your gambling debt to the mob

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 2d

Wolverine meme but it’s Christian Pulisic looking at a picture of Gregg Berhalter

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 3d

Accurate, but not a thing you should say as a guy trying to keep his job as an NFL starting QB

JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 3d

Brother pls

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 3d

Is Trump the nominee in 2020 if he loses to Hillary, or is the institutional GOP able to exile him in that case?

honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 4d

“This skull with an ominous German name is probably innocent and fine, right?”

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 4d

Would be funny (although obviously not believable) if he knew it was called a Totenkampf but somehow still didn’t know it was a Nazi symbol

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 4d

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 5d

Genuinely wonder if they just got scared off by the meme and didn’t realize that’s not actually the reason people didn’t like ROS

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 5d

“They didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive” is an incredibly funny phrase from the people who brought us “Somehow, Palpatine returned”

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 5d

Someone painstakingly animated by hand Trump pooping on all those people

Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 5d

"appeared to be" is cracking me up. Like we can't say for sure whether or not Trump was really pooping on all those people, maybe it was real

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 6d

President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.

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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 5d

the entire world runs through Loudoun County, Virginia lmao

Premier League Match Centre

@PLMatchCentre
Due to the impact of today’s global AWS outage, this evening’s match will begin without the use of Semi-Automated Offside Technology (SAOT). If required, the VAR will use virtual offside lines, as in previous seasons, to determine an offside decision. If SAOT becomes available during the game, it will be implemented when appropriate.

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 5d

Obligatory “there’s an xkcd about that” xkcd.com/908/

The Cloud

xkcd.com

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 5d

This hits the nail on the head of what I’ve been thinking about. He frames the issue as parties needing to make the case for their economic agenda rather than it being his job to evaluate and communicate economic reality

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 5d

BO NIX LEGACY GAME

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