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honeybakedsam.bsky.social
@honeybakedsam.bsky.social
Just some guy
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If you're lucky in life you may one day meet that person who, no matter how ordinary they may seem to the rest of the world, will always be special in your sight.

Cherish that person. Banish all thoughts of others. Sell Madueke. Bench your strikers. Start him up top against Barcelona. That's love.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dick punched him so hard he lifted him up into the air. Video game physics dick punch
Tre'von Moehrig punched Jauan Jennings directly in the 🥜🥜
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s not rational, but I do think you should be allowed to fight your own teammates, the ref doesn’t have any jurisdiction there
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The 9 on his jersey is for the version of Matt Stafford that they’re on
Where do you think they store the bodies of the Matt Staffords that go into the Ammortal chamber
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Every coach after they get a huge buyout
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
In Josh’s defense, leading a 4th quarter comeback on the road against this Texans defense is a tough ask. Not every QB can be Bo Nix
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Horrible news for us fans of line-shaped cities and stadiums on top of skyscrapers
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Golden Globes should reinforce movie supremacy by awarding “Best Podcast” to the kid from the Ghostbusters legasequels
The list of eligible podcasts is looking pretty bleak 😟
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Two years and two days ago, a woman delivered some chili to her new neighbors. Everyone was very happy and normal and there were no lasting effects.
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My dad went to segregated schools in Louisiana through elementary and middle school, they were only integrated when he started high school
TIL Ruby Bridges is only 71 years old. man alive Jim Crow was just yesterday
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If we assume 23 squad spots per team, approximately 1% of the population of San Marino plays for one of these teams
San Marino, a country with 35,000 people, has 16 domestic soccer teams.
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Lots of good answers to this but it’s so obviously The Boys of Soccer
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
With Steve Buscemi as
The Worm
Mentally casting Ryan Murphy’s Feud: Nuzzi/Lizza
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If Virginia Tech are good enough to play in big games that Jame Franklin then blows it will be a huge success
Just fine is about twenty floors above what Virginia Tech is right now
But that’s been the problem, he’s been “just fine”
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Chiefs are straight up running the Bo Nix offense today lol, all screens and RPO’s with the occasional deep shot
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Trying to understand what it means when a club trades $200k in GAM for an international roster spot and a 2nd round pick in the MLS SuperDraft
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Pretty cool that 12.99 will now get you access to a mind bending drama based on highly structured and inscrutable rules with themes of identity and free will set to a backdrop of corporate desperation and overreach and also severance is on there I guess
NEWS: MLS will no longer be behind a separate paywall on Apple TV beginning in 2026.

MLS Season Pass will no longer exist, and all MLS games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.

More details from @paultenorio.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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this is a twofer because both Dr Gay Hitler and George Washington Hitler are incredible names.
Lots of those Hitlers stretch back to the early 1800s. Also, one of those Hitlers gave us an incredible rap name www.circlevilleherald.com/news/hitlers...
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People noting that she’s referencing a Johnny Cash lyric and presumably making a joke, and sure, but I’m pretty fine with the rule being no death threats, not even jokey ones
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Not the most important thing at all, but the weird stream of consciousness style of all these emails is insane. Genuinely can’t understand what any of these people are actually trying to say
follow me on twitter @ lh summers
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I legitimately think one of the absolute poisons of American political discourse is how “but will this matter electorally” has become the only metric used by basically the entire non-partisan media for assessing a story’s importance
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM