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that looks fucking lovely.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
that looks fucking lovely.
Reposted by Joey D'Antoni
Another time, Clase (the pitcher) was supposed to throw a ball, but the batter swung, so it was a strike. The gamblers lost their bets.
"Bettor-I sent a text - a gif of a man hanging himself with toilet paper. Even though Cleveland won the game, Clase responded with a gif of a sad puppy dog face"
"Bettor-I sent a text - a gif of a man hanging himself with toilet paper. Even though Cleveland won the game, Clase responded with a gif of a sad puppy dog face"
![only unsuccessful because the batter swung at a pitch thrown by CLASE that was outside the
strike zone.
27. Specifically, on or about May 28, 2025, the Cleveland Guardians played
an MLB game against the Los Angeles Dodgers. The game began at approximately 1: 10 p.m.
Before the game, at approximately 1:00 p.m., Bettor- I sent a text message to the defendant
EMMANUEL CLASE DE LA CRUZ confirming whether CLASE was, "[a]ll set." CLASE
responded, "[y]es." At approximately 3 :36 p.m., in the middle of the game, Bettor- I and
Bettor-2 each placed wagers totaling approximately $4,000 (including a parlay bet) that a pitch
thrown by CLASE would be a Ball/HBP. CLASE threw a pitch that appeared to be a ball, but
the batter swung, resulting in a strike and leading Bettor- I and Bettor-2 to lose their wagers.
28. Approximately 20 minutes after Bettor-I lost the wager on May 28, 2025,
Bettor-I sent a text message to the defendant EMMANUEL CLASE DE LA CRUZ-a .gif
image of a man hanging himself with toilet paper. Even though the Cleveland Guardians won
the game, approximately 10 minutes later, CLASE responded to Bettor-I with a .gif image of a
sad puppy dog face.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:svawqo4jxobyyuqmixplvcux/bafkreievcfgaolo56ermczkhzeytu2ybsle4h5qt4azprytbei3x3mbqju@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Another time, Clase (the pitcher) was supposed to throw a ball, but the batter swung, so it was a strike. The gamblers lost their bets.
"Bettor-I sent a text - a gif of a man hanging himself with toilet paper. Even though Cleveland won the game, Clase responded with a gif of a sad puppy dog face"
"Bettor-I sent a text - a gif of a man hanging himself with toilet paper. Even though Cleveland won the game, Clase responded with a gif of a sad puppy dog face"