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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 50m

New rev breaks saves

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 15h

Was altar boy, can relate

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 15h

That said, I‘ve now worked on like three consulting reports in a row which needed to include some variation of “this is good, but just so you know, chuds are gonna jump on this, this, and this element”

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 15h

Everyone’s so, so worried that their game might get bad PR from outrage farmers that they forget that normal people like things that say things and will celebrate them loudly. And at worst, most reasonable folks don’t mind that they say stuff, because they are functioning adults.

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 1d

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 1d

As someone who came later to the game than most, the fact that a walkoff tiebreaker win can be by 1, 2, or 4, but never 3, is my favorite kind of baseball trivia that I kind of knew but never really thought about.

My second favorite is when there’s a crazy unlikely and obscure way it could be 3.

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 2d

You know what Bose is great for? NPR. Sincerely, my mother-in-law.

(That clock radio-looking thing really does do voice well. It’s almost as if it spikes the mids at the expense of everything else.)

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 2d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Brad Linder @bradlinder.bsky.social · 2d

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 2d

*a take 🙄

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 2d

So I suggest looking into an option to include SOMEthing on the right, even if it’s just space. And if you wanna get crazy, maybe have width adjustable? (Skeets allows custom padding, which is nice, but that app has other issues IMO.)

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 2d

Posts get stretched out so long that it looks super-weird. Boost is not alone in this, to be clear! But I would kill for an iPad app that includes awtake on the righthand sidebar from the web view—or at least more white space (on both sides) to get post width in line with the width in portrait view.

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 2d

Nice! Clean and snappy, and the pricing of Premium (and what’s locked behind it) is totally reasonable. (A pay-once option would be nice too though!)

The one thing that’s keeping me in the (uggh so buggy) web app is the landscape view on iPad:

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 3d

Ohh shiiiit it’s on to game 5 of the Scoops v. Skip Classic @andrewpfister.bsky.social

Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 3d

Hear that? That is the sound of Chuck Schumer sharpening up his favorite sternly-worded-letter-writing quill. JUST YOU WAIT until the ink dries

Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 3d

Man, too bad they don't have any contacts who might be able to provide bespoke computer-generated video

(Also thank you for my new go-to epithet.

”Frozen veggies? That is some shit from an ass”)

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🎃Cabin in the Woodsey🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · Nov 18

An elf owl, (i think), a small brown and grey owl with large golden eyes. The image is a compliation of photos showing the owl making 15 different facial expressions. A1 is pure shock. A2 is disgust. A3 is consideration. A4 is suspicion. A5 is speculative wonder. B1 is murderous rage. B2 is a hateful staredown. B3 is constipation. B4 is post-constipation relief. B5 is checking your liquid eyeliner. C1 is checking your false lashes. C2 is murderous rage again. C3 is a passport photo. C4 is looking at you like you are short. C5 is contempt.

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 3d

I really like your ruminations on bigger topics in your reviews.

Hey, you should ruminate on rumination! Sounds like many heirloom apples have skins that require…special attention

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 3d

so presidential

AP photos show Rubio's urgent note to Trump before announcement of Mideast peace deal

Secretary of State Marco Rubio passed President Donald Trump a note during a White House event, hinting a Mideast peace deal was close.

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 3d

Man, Apple tv is just killing it with their sf stuff.

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 4d

“You Fuckers Couldn't Make This Guy the VP Because Women are Emotional or Whatever Shitty Excuse You Pounced On and I Will Never Forgive You (Reprise)”

Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 4d

Can’t believe I have to say this, but in Minnesota you will continue to have the freedom to get your COVID and flu shots.

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 9d

I…
stay out…
too late…

[BWOMMMMMM]

got nothing…
in my brain…

[child giggling, BWOMMMMMM]

ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.bsky.social · 9d

question for the timeline

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 4d

Sir, it’s JR in Requisitions, so sorry to bother you but I’m being told the pancake mix is dangerously low and the in-house Starbucks is out of soy milk, please advise

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Joe Rybicki @joerybicki.com · 4d

How about the Moviefone guy?

“If you know the name
of the Woke RINO you’d like to prosecute…
PRESS ONE NOW”

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