Jeremy Riffle
@jemriffster.bsky.social
6x NaNoWriMo winner. Aspiring Jeopardy! champion. LLama. Pro-TLJ Star Wars fan. Runaway spice miner on Kessel. Bacon number: 2.
Barack Obama's account followed me on that other site.
Barack Obama's account followed me on that other site.
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: Yellowknife, NWT, Canada
SOUTH: Dunedin, New Zealand
NORTH: Yellowknife, NWT, Canada
SOUTH: Dunedin, New Zealand
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: Oslo, Norway
SOUTH: Melbourne, Australia
NORTH: Oslo, Norway
SOUTH: Melbourne, Australia
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: St. Petersburg Russia
SOUTH: Sydney, Australia
(For western hemisphere I got Saskatoon & Rio)
NORTH: St. Petersburg Russia
SOUTH: Sydney, Australia
(For western hemisphere I got Saskatoon & Rio)
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: Yellowknife, NWT, Canada
SOUTH: Dunedin, New Zealand
NORTH: Yellowknife, NWT, Canada
SOUTH: Dunedin, New Zealand
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Do you live in Tennessee, Georgia or New Jersey?
There might be an election for YOU on Tuesday!
Or you might know someone who has an election on Tuesday!
There might be an election for YOU on Tuesday!
Or you might know someone who has an election on Tuesday!
a VERY busy Tuesday ahead.
Quick reminder about this Tuesday's (12/2) Special Elections:
#TN07*
Atlanta, GA City Council & School Board
Roswell, GA Mayor*
Sandy Springs, GA Mayor
South Fulton, GA Mayor/City Council
Jersey City, NJ Mayor/City Council
Hoboken, NJ Mayor
*Races deemed 'flippable'
boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
#TN07*
Atlanta, GA City Council & School Board
Roswell, GA Mayor*
Sandy Springs, GA Mayor
South Fulton, GA Mayor/City Council
Jersey City, NJ Mayor/City Council
Hoboken, NJ Mayor
*Races deemed 'flippable'
boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Do you live in Tennessee, Georgia or New Jersey?
There might be an election for YOU on Tuesday!
Or you might know someone who has an election on Tuesday!
There might be an election for YOU on Tuesday!
Or you might know someone who has an election on Tuesday!
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Makes you think
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Makes you think
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“One of me is going to betray you”
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“One of me is going to betray you”
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you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving
a lot of you are spending your sunday staying focused on Lane when what you should be doing is staying in your lane on the path to the Lord's eternal embrace
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving
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Lane Kiffin is a Quaker
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Lane Kiffin is a Quaker
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
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I think it's obvious that the reason for Lane Kiffin not announcing The Decision yet is that he's still working on the Cajun accent.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I think it's obvious that the reason for Lane Kiffin not announcing The Decision yet is that he's still working on the Cajun accent.
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I think it's obvious that the reason for Lane Kiffin not announcing The Decision yet is that he's still working on the Cajun accent.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I think it's obvious that the reason for Lane Kiffin not announcing The Decision yet is that he's still working on the Cajun accent.
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Don't let it slip by anyone that both the Senate and House Armed Services Committees - GOP & DEM - refer to the Pentagon using the correct name of Department of DEFENSE not War.
Proper and lawful direct thumb in the eye to the Trump Administration.
Proper and lawful direct thumb in the eye to the Trump Administration.
Now Senate Armed Services Committee and House Armed Services Committee - vow "vigorous oversight" and "full accounting" of Secretary Hegseth's alleged "kill them all" order and double-strike operation.
Rare joint statements by GOP Chairman and Ranking Member on both committees
Rare joint statements by GOP Chairman and Ranking Member on both committees
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Don't let it slip by anyone that both the Senate and House Armed Services Committees - GOP & DEM - refer to the Pentagon using the correct name of Department of DEFENSE not War.
Proper and lawful direct thumb in the eye to the Trump Administration.
Proper and lawful direct thumb in the eye to the Trump Administration.
I'm pretty sure I swore at a greater rate on that other site. I guess Bluesky brings out the classy in me...
@jemriffster.bsky.social has swears! They've used 2 profanities in their last 456 posts.
🥇 "damn" (1 times)
🥈 "shit" (1 times)
🥇 "damn" (1 times)
🥈 "shit" (1 times)
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm pretty sure I swore at a greater rate on that other site. I guess Bluesky brings out the classy in me...
All right, @profanity.accountant, it's been some 8 months since I last tagged you. How much more swearing have I done?
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
All right, @profanity.accountant, it's been some 8 months since I last tagged you. How much more swearing have I done?
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Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
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I keep saying if you want a better opposition party, the time to make sure that happens is now. You can get involved, no one is stopping you!
I find the 'the Democrats won't do anything' doomer line annoying, because the Democrats will be who you make them - look how much the GOP changed over the past decade!
Right now the party feels immovable but the moment it has a presidential nominee, it will be whatever that person is.
Right now the party feels immovable but the moment it has a presidential nominee, it will be whatever that person is.
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I keep saying if you want a better opposition party, the time to make sure that happens is now. You can get involved, no one is stopping you!
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
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If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
It certainly seems to me that the gist of ChatGPT's recent marketing campaign can be summed up as "Don't ask for advice from human beings who might actually know and care about you; ask our machine instead."
ChatGPT is spending trillions of dollars and destroying the environment so people can figure out that you should make pasta on a date
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It certainly seems to me that the gist of ChatGPT's recent marketing campaign can be summed up as "Don't ask for advice from human beings who might actually know and care about you; ask our machine instead."
Now watching Somewhere in Time
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Now watching Somewhere in Time
No ranking of Star Wars movies is complete if it doesn't include the animated Clone Wars movie that George Lucas insisted get a theatrical release.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
No ranking of Star Wars movies is complete if it doesn't include the animated Clone Wars movie that George Lucas insisted get a theatrical release.
I've all but clenched a playoff spot in my fantasy football league (due, in large part, to Jahmyr Gibbs's performance today). Now I've got to figure out how to patch the holes in my offense (in other words, everything except for Gibbs, De'Von Achane, Davante Adams, and my adequate QB roster).
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I've all but clenched a playoff spot in my fantasy football league (due, in large part, to Jahmyr Gibbs's performance today). Now I've got to figure out how to patch the holes in my offense (in other words, everything except for Gibbs, De'Von Achane, Davante Adams, and my adequate QB roster).
Forget it, Charlie Brown. It's Chinatown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Forget it, Charlie Brown. It's Chinatown.
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I don't practice Santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars
But I, I'd spend it all
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars
But I, I'd spend it all
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I don't practice Santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars
But I, I'd spend it all
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars
But I, I'd spend it all