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Hello new biology followers!

I teach biology at a PUI and sometimes write papers that use genetics to understand topics in both conservation- and evolutionary-biology.

Most often with fish!

Latest: doi.org/10.1093/jue/...

Most popular: www.biomedcentral.com/1471-2148/10...
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

North Atlantic Right Whale
Elfin-woods Warbler
White-tailed Ptarmigan
Bicknell's Thrush
Long-wattled Umbrellabird
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Serval
Caiman
Grey wolves
Whooping crane
African rock python
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Serval
Caiman
Grey wolves
Whooping crane
African rock python
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Screw it let's just give a preview now. If you make things and you want to sell to retailers, here are a few tips:

1. Most retailers need wholesale discounts ~30-50%
2. If you want a small business to take a chance on your product, offer a low order minimum (at first).

1/?
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
California condor
sea otter
brown bear
brown pelican (helped extract a fishhook from its mouth)
black tailed deer (even touched one once, after my 3-year-old brother called it from surrounding forest)
Przewalski's horse
Mountain Gorilla
Bushbaby
Hyrax
Olive Baboon, way too close for comfort.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Wood stork
Bobcat
Manatee
Alligator (that's kind of cheating)
Indigo snake
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Melanochromis auratus
Labeotropheus fuelleborni
Alligator mississippiensis
Fundulus heteroclitus
Americamysis bahia
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A potato has been named after Prince.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)

RTs appreciated.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Me: I think some people are just birds in disguise

Friend: Haha, can I tweet that?

Me: *narrows eyes* Can you what?
November 30, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Thanksgiving is not real via @birdsarentreel.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Researchers at @universityofri.bsky.social and the state Department of Environmental Management to spend five years on a comprehensive study of Rhode Island’s wild turkey population: www.oceanstatemedia.org/news-and-cul...
Rhode Island launches first-ever statewide turkey census
Researchers at URI and the state Department of Environmental Management to spend five years on a comprehensive study of Rhode Island’s wild turkey population
www.oceanstatemedia.org
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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⏰ It's about that time! First Year Early Action applications are due one short week from today on Monday, December 1. 📆 It's free to apply: www.hampshire.edu/admissions/a...
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is why I am (relatively) decent at science.
“Science, my lad, is made up of mistakes, but they are mistakes which it is useful to make, because they lead little by little to the truth.”

― Jules Verne, A Journey to the Center of the Earth
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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You might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.

2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.

The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.

They're *all* muscle.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Paging our own Congressman - this is your moment!
I believe someone can run and win on “the headlights are too damn bright”
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Today is Primidi the 1st of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate rampion.#JacobinDay

More information on rampion
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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The internet outages were probably engineered by M-W to remind us why we need a hard copy dictionary. 😏
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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🎙️Podcast: A more complex picture of Roger and Mary Williams. Roger Williams University history Professor Charlotte Carrington-Farmer talks about her new book about state founder Roger Williams, and a new exhibit about his wife, Mary Williams
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/20/m...
A more complex picture of Rhode Island’s first couple, Roger and Mary Williams - The Boston Globe
Roger Williams University history Professor Charlotte Carrington-Farmer talks about her new book about Roger Williams and a new exhibit about his wife, Mary Williams.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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As per usual

@ripta.com could the 22 just shift it's schedule 7 minutes earlier and then the met kids on it would be on time for school instead of just late enough to ding them on a tardy
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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can anyone recommend any texts on the ethics and poltics of cloning and/or genetic engineering - bonus points if they're particularly well suited for 2nd year law students

So far I've ID'd Sandel's Case Against Perfection, Reiss' Improving Nature and Lemmens et al Regulating Creation
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
@kennyuong.bsky.social

Did you know about these??
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Trump's trollsuits are all garbage. Any company that settles is *choosing* to pay a bribe.

When media outlets fight, they win.

www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-cnn-...
CNN shows that when media orgs fight Trump, they win
Take this grift and shove it.
www.publicnotice.co
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Roger Williams University is requiring most employees to take a one-week unpaid furlough before the end of the fiscal year to address a $3.5 million budget deficit, 12 News has learned.
RWU mandates one-week unpaid furloughs for most employees
Roger Williams University is requiring most employees to take a one-week unpaid furlough in order to address a $3.5 million budget deficit, 12 News has learned.
www.wpri.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Dictionary day is finally here! The first new print M-W in more than 20 years
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM