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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵

@jdac.bsky.social

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The GOP is a death cult, Signal is worth having. I don’t followback, and I will block you if your vibes are bad, if you use AI, or want me to stop using Emacs.

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · Oct 2

We live in a cyberpunk future, but only in stupid ways.

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1h

Congratulations! Someone will be along shortly to tell you that you picked the wrong distro.

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Hannah Pumpkins 🎃 🍂 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 3h

Milhouse's dad pointing to his race car bed, but instead it's a cybertruck. The caption says "her name is aura"

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Hell-Raea-ser 🦋✨🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @raea.meangirls.online · 2h

using chatgpt to dunk on chatgpt is like eating poop to give it a bad review. you ate poop

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1h

100% keety behavior.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 6h

"women don't like the vehicle" is going to be lodged in my brain's neocortex for the rest of my natural life www.wired.com/story/owning...

Q: And are you married?
A: I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

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lys @bedsores.rest · 6h

holy shit

How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?

People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]

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Accessibility Awareness @a11yawareness.bsky.social · 18h

Don’t stuff your alt text with keywords without context. If your alt text is just a collection of keywords, it will just sound like a gibberish string. It won’t describe what’s actually in the image, and won't help a blind user get a context or content of the image.

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 20h

“woah teams installs are up 7% this quarter excellent job everyone 😊”
*lays u off*

Jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 1d

LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games

a list of apps pre-installed on the Xbox ROG Ally including Microsoft Teams and Onedrive

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 1d

History kinda glosses over that Hitler was a pedophile obsessed with his own niece Geli Raubal who he pretty much kept as a prisoner in his home until she took her own life, or for that matter how young Eva Braun was when they first met.

Nazis were always just like that it seems.

Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 1d

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 1d

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

You sonofa-

two men are standing next to each other in a room .

Alt: Billy Dee Williams and Arnold Schawarzenegger in 1987’s Predator clasp hands and instantly begin armwrestling.

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

Just take? No monetary exchange involved?

a close up of a man 's face with the words " really " above him

Alt: Quark, from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, looking somewhat taken aback, says, "really?" to someone offscreen. Important to the context of this post, Ferengi in Deep Space Nine are revealed to prearrange the sale of samples of their atomized remains as souvenirs upon their deaths.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 1d

some colleagues have suggested to me that shame is irrelevant because the people on the "other side" don't know or care what "we" (on whatever "this side") think of them. I have...not gotten that impression

Kurtbert Barlowko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 1d

"disliking me is persecution" describes so incredibly many people's entire outlook these days defector.com/free-press-r...

Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector

It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...

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Patricia, Wailing "AHH!!!" 👻 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 1d

Of course it's not. Recess doesn't give you lifelong body image issues

Bumper sticker on a gym class wall that reads, "P.E. is not glorified recess!"

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine being named Johnson and being scared you might see a peepee.

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

idk if it’s my *favorite* cover but I like Wiliam Shatner’s cover of Common People.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d

Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?

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Capt. Jack Sharrow @sharrows.bsky.social · 2d

Without street parking, surface lots, and parking garages, Oslo’s busiest shopping district is left abandoned. Only robust transit, bike paths, scooters, and tons of places to sit remain. Sad. #BanCars

Seating in the foreground, shops on the right and left, people everywhere shopping

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

As Ronald Reagan once said, sometimes the best thing for the inside of a trench is the outside of a deodorant.

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moby spookgirl 🎃🏳️‍⚧️ @eigenvectrix.myatproto.social · 1d

The probability of "most likely" given by OP here is, statistically, about 70% — an astronomically high amount, more than enough to justify not putting trans women in men's prisons even if there actually were a case that we should be

Of course, no cis person would care even if it were 100%

eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 9d

for example, there is a spectrum of fair or unfair things that can happen if you (a cis person) commit a crime and are sent to prison

but i will most likely be placed in a men's prison and raped to death no matter the crime/sentence (V coding) with the alternative being solitary confinement forever

Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 9d

Under the Third Reich, most Germans generally lived in the law-bound normative state, while Jews and other disfavored people were victims of the arbitrary and violent prerogative state.

The dual state is characterized by the facade of normalcy obscuring the fact of an authoritarian state.

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

That’s not a blanket, it’s a Brave Cave now.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 1d

This post was written before today's car crash and chemical attack. Was referring to the preceding car crashes and chemical attacks.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 2d

Yes, you should be surprised and horrified by secret federal police running around our city kidnapping immigrants, crashing cars, launching chemical weapons and shooting and killing people. This is a thing you should be *perpetually* shocked by. We lose when we become numb to it.

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

Literally step on any church in my town.

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other with the cn logo on the bottom

Alt: Steven Universe and Amethyst scream at each other in abject, unhinged excitement.

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 1d

Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

I hope you had them on the phone wasting their time as you posted this. I hope you still have them on hold.