Jacob Blair
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The URL made me think this was Canzano bullshit but even he would be "Hell nah"
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Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.
Fuck yeah
Send this fake NY Times Wirecutter recommendation to every dad you know. It's the only way to save our neighborhoods.
Taking studious notes for the future
I found it pretty charming to learn that after Roger Taney died, sitting lawmakers called his death a "victory for liberty and the Constitution," suggested that he was probably burning in hell, and joked (?) that they'd rather hang him in effigy than do literally anything to honor his memory
Roger Taney’s Contemporaries Hated Him As Much As You Probably Do
Ordinarily, members of Congress do not publicly suggest that recently deceased Supreme Court justices are burning in hell. But Roger Taney was no ordinary Supreme Court justice.
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Yes, everyone would love to be in a car-wide tunnel for over 50 miles
CNBC: “Kremlin Pitches Musk on ‘Putin-Trump’ Tunnel from Russia to Alaska”

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The American civil war is further in the past today than the English Civil War was from the Constitution's ratification. You'd better fucking believe that when they wrote the appropriations clause it was intended to be an explicit "no Charles I bullshit" provision.
I'm okay with scrolling to the recipe, I'm really mad at my phone browser for deciding to reload the damn page every time I unlock
Look up recipes every week. But I had not considered that there exist people who think that hitting the scroll function twice is oppression
Yeah, seems to me like making something objective for the refs. Weird thing is I saw it called when it had nothing to do with hurry up or subs, dude just didn't go down until late.
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I was surprised in the show this week there was no mention of the new CFB rule about players going down with injury after T-ball is spotted costing their team a timeout. Hasn't happened a ton, but weird incentivization.
Whoa slow down, Dan Brown can't write this fast one handed
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
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John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
They might shut off the gas
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Basically, the legal weed market would have ruined any chance this ever happened.
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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This is the nation that we are now. This nation is unbelievably sick.
Put some of that Soros money into plastering ads like this during election season. It's obvious who's on the right side of history and who doesn't suck ass to be with
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

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I misread Robert Cockings name and got really concerned about what that would have to do with aviation
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There was a PBS doc in the 90s about Edgar Allan Poe that included “The Cask of Amontillado” with RA two-handing it with John Heard, and I have never forgotten his performance as Fortunato
Chair set up and take down will be a critical part of the ceremony.
Not a hero in your house.
Riding circuit would also mean we'd def need 12 or 13 justices minimum
if we are going to have a supreme court that is as powerful as it is, i basically think justices should be forbidden from public comment on their work as well as any supplemental source of income while they are on the bench. (they should also ride circuit again but that's a bit separate.)
The substance of what she's saying is bad and unconvincing, but more fundamentally, I really don't think Supreme Court justices should be going on book tours where they publicly comment on their work and respond to criticism of it. Either put it in a written opinion or hold your peace.
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federal agents stealing children and sending them south. where have i heard about that before?
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
She made us believe that Woody Allen was interested in women his own age for two hours