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Retired cult leader. Michaeljastroch.com - Victrolapod.com
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Well as a guy who read a lot of Adbusters in the 2000s, it looks to me like the symbol of America is holding up just fine in this image.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious.
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Oof this sucks
This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Perhaps paradoxically, one thing AI might do is kill the era of weird crank music videos. The bizarre charisma of outsider art comes from the effort put into it, whether by someone who either is misunderstood or, in the case of CDO, misunderstands www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTWp...
SHINE ON ME (HD) Music video by Chris Dane Owens
YouTube video by Chris Dane Owens
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I feel the clients now using GenAI to do stuff and going "good enough" when they used to nitpick at every last detail is due to them finding out all those nit picky changes take time and work they cant be bothered to put in.
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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if they manage to rescind birthright citizenship, doesn't that mean nobody's a citizen? I know, they'll have some hand wavey thing to explain why it only applies to *certain* people, but what the hell even makes me a citizen, apart from having been born in Kansas?
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I just judged the floats for the town Christmas Parade the way god judges the living and the dead
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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tis the season
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Happy Friday
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This all so horrifying and stupid at the same time.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This is my favorite onion headline
This Onion hed still lives rent free in my brain 20 years later and I don't think they've ever topped it
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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This almost makes me cry, because this is what I saw in New Orleans.
"If it wasn’t for the Hispanic population coming to New Orleans after Katrina, we’d still be gutting houses,” he said. “And I can’t abide and just stand by while my friends get toted off for no reason. I’ve had enough.”"
Protesters rally in New Orleans as Trump launches immigration sweep
New Orleans anti-ICE protesters gathered at City Hall to protest Trump's deportation effort known as "Swamp Sweep."
www.nola.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM