Jarid Kvale
jaridkvale.bsky.social
Jarid Kvale
@jaridkvale.bsky.social
Extremely boring person
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this is why i have weekly therapy sessions with DR SBAITSO
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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If I had a shitload of money and wished to hasten the arrival of the Kingdom of God I would simply follow the clearly labeled instructions by housing immigrants, freeing prisoners, and so forth
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I think basically everyone here who follows me is already a Defector subscriber, but I'm gonna repost this anyway on the chance it catches someone new - I've been a subscriber since day one; it's more than worth it at full price and an absolute steal on sale.
A very good price (objective) for a very good website (biased). People that subscribe tend to stay subscribed, at a much higher rate than industry norms. I think it's because the writing is so good, but again I am biased, there.
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September 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This is one of the greatest crossover events of all time. @davidjroth.bsky.social must be getting tagged in SO MANY posts right now.

Please enjoy these Non-Superstar Twins Guys I Liked.
September 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
August 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Tecmo Bowl national championship game is in progress.
August 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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You're so close
August 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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July 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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For the good of the country and indeed the world, Elon Musk and Donald Trump must hash out their differences and make peace, and also that conversation must happen while both of them pilot this two-person submersible I made down to the wreck of the Titanic.
June 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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To be clear re: the AI newspaper scandal of the day: the AI didn’t screw up here. People did, by trusting it.
May 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
For the immediate attention of @scotchromanian.bsky.social
what could have made them feel this way besides everything the Bears did over the previous four decades
May 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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man, there is some serious egg on my face right now
May 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison theonion.com/trump-v...
May 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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"He is not here; he has risen, as he said. Come, see the place where he lay."
April 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count
April 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Really and truly, if I could communicate anything about history it's that genuine dumbasses can be key historical agents, and that has pretty massive implications for how we make sense of the past and present both.
The big ol' dummy theory of history
April 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You would think that a bunch of gamer weirdos would know that being way ahead of everyone else in science is the best path to victory in Civilization, but apparently we got the wrong gamer weirdos.
Killing off our research facilities and talent pipelines is perhaps the biggest, dumbest self-own in American history.
UMASS IS RESCINDING ALL GRAD POSITIONS FOR THIS YEAR
March 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It is very funny to me to see someone essentially say "other people come from dust and return to dust" right after Ash Wednesday, with no apparent realization it also applies to them.
March 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber
March 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Imagine being so bad at Sunday school that the pope yelled at you personally
MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
February 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The observation is correct, but also "Radical Clerics" would be a great name for a D&D-themed metal band.
these people are out of their goddam minds
January 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Ichiro has the 2nd most innings pitched for a Hall of Famer who pitched for the Marlins.
January 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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About 1,995 years ago, the very first person who heard this story was trying to wriggle his way out of it even before the story even began. Since then, we have not gone a day without further wriggling
January 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM