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@jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social

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Running a scientific experiment to see whether a toddler or this site can give me more psychic damage. Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · Jul 16

Elite window stickers in the neighborhood

Window sticker that says:
"Keep honking, I also am a goose pretending to be a human. Fear not comrade our day will come."

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2h

A&M is a different flavor of crazy! If anything, we give coaches too much time and leeway

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 3h

There's no particular reason why Indiana shouldn't be #1 right now

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 4d

Penn State, let me tell you about the floor at a rich hick school in a state with talented players a few hours away from you

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 7h

good afternoon

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 8h

Sort of a region shifted but similar dynamic to the potential Florida, Auburn, and Arkansas openings all at once

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 8h

Underrated part of last night's game: A&M only had three penalties
1. Intentional delay of game
2. Unsportsmanlike conduct after the game sealing turnover
3. Garbage time defensive hold

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 18h

My two cities are in the top 5, moral superiority confirmed

Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 19h

Good job, @litwick.net

Best Tips by city per inKind's in-app data from January through August of 2025

1 Denver 21.18%
2 Austin 21.06%
3 Seattle 20.98%
4 Miami 20.43%
5 Houston 20.28%
6 Portland 20.20%
7 Phoenix 20.12%
8 Washington DC 20.10%
9 New York 19.91%
10 Chicago 19.87%
11 Cincinnati 19.69%

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 18h

They don't do it often, but Roger and Peggy is an S-tier Mad Men character pairing

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 20h

"We're gonna run right at you. Stop it or don't, idiots"

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 20h

There's nothing more fun than just crowbarring a team to death in the 4th quarter

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 20h

Sexiest drive of the year

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 21h

T Mobile Tech

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 22h

Gig 'em

Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 22h

.337!!!!! that'll get you in the HOF in baseball. also "eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey" is killing me. that's not even incognito like vodka in a water bottle lmao.

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 23h

Reed looks incredible tonight

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 1d

Oklahoma is just assuming Sark will call a screen on any long distance down and mostly being right

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 1d

It's all Clemson's fault

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 1d

Incredible throw by Dingler

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 2d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 1d

One of the minor weirdnesses of this era is that we completely changed the meaning of "blue hair" overnight

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 1d

The three genders

Gender neutral bathroom sign with a pirate, mermaid, and half pirate half mermaid

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 1d

You'd think the local pandering angle here is the Mariners, but it's really drinking beer under a tent in questionable weather. Vote Wilson, she gets it.

Katie Wilson for Seattle @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social · 1d

Go Mariners! We should all be as smart and courageous as Josh Naylor. #thisisyourcity

Katie Wilson selfie at a bar under a tent holding a half full beer

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

By either sheer coincidence or the most diabolical fulfillment team ever, the Draw Steel books I backed a year and a half ago arrived on my birthday

Two MCDM TTRPG books, the Draw Steel heroes and monster books

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

Young people being wrong is just None of My Business

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

That and developing a finely tuned sense for "am I about to argue with someone under 25?"

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 2d

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

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