Jorvorskie Layne's
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Running a scientific experiment to see whether a toddler or this site can give me more psychic damage.
Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.
Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.
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My wife just referred to Kevin Kline as "the hot one from Wild, Wild, West." Thanksgiving has already gotten too real
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My wife just referred to Kevin Kline as "the hot one from Wild, Wild, West." Thanksgiving has already gotten too real
Can I possibly stay up until 10pm for Space Mutiny to come up on the MST3K marathon? Only time will tell.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Can I possibly stay up until 10pm for Space Mutiny to come up on the MST3K marathon? Only time will tell.
Thanksgiving pizzas
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Thanksgiving pizzas
I don't think I've ever posted my very stupid apron that makes my wife roll her eyes every time I use it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I don't think I've ever posted my very stupid apron that makes my wife roll her eyes every time I use it.
Having a non traditional plate tonight
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Having a non traditional plate tonight
Due to flight issues extending my trip an extra day, I am currently experiencing the worst thing in the world: a very busy day before Thanksgiving at work
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Due to flight issues extending my trip an extra day, I am currently experiencing the worst thing in the world: a very busy day before Thanksgiving at work
CFB Bluesky when Liberty loses: haha yes, suck it fundies!
CFB Bluesky when 20 year olds are mean to BYU: this is a Situation that must be Discussed
CFB Bluesky when 20 year olds are mean to BYU: this is a Situation that must be Discussed
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
CFB Bluesky when Liberty loses: haha yes, suck it fundies!
CFB Bluesky when 20 year olds are mean to BYU: this is a Situation that must be Discussed
CFB Bluesky when 20 year olds are mean to BYU: this is a Situation that must be Discussed
I had to get this out of my head like a tumor
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I had to get this out of my head like a tumor
I'm so excited for whatever extension Narduzzi signs this offseason that Pitt fans will be furious about in 3 years
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm so excited for whatever extension Narduzzi signs this offseason that Pitt fans will be furious about in 3 years
Brent Key is so committed to staying at Georgia Tech that he's had them play like ass for a month to scare off suitors
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Brent Key is so committed to staying at Georgia Tech that he's had them play like ass for a month to scare off suitors
Samford's DBs were playing better than Arky's right now.
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Samford's DBs were playing better than Arky's right now.
Meet me at the Greensboro Colonial Twink Statue if you want an ass kicking
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Meet me at the Greensboro Colonial Twink Statue if you want an ass kicking
The longer this Kiffin thing drags on, the more it threatens to turn me into a statue avi guy yelling about honor and virtue or whatever
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The longer this Kiffin thing drags on, the more it threatens to turn me into a statue avi guy yelling about honor and virtue or whatever
This lady at a Greensboro, NC Harris Teeter wearing a "Jesus and Ramen Noodles" sweatshirt feels like a minor @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social character come to life
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This lady at a Greensboro, NC Harris Teeter wearing a "Jesus and Ramen Noodles" sweatshirt feels like a minor @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social character come to life
Humans need carbon and oxygen. Carbon monoxide detectors are just the nanny state trying to keep you from habit stacking 😤
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Humans need carbon and oxygen. Carbon monoxide detectors are just the nanny state trying to keep you from habit stacking 😤
A very fake sounding but real thing that just happened: my kid saw a picture of the Home Alone poster, thought he was looking at a picture of himself, and did the scream face
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A very fake sounding but real thing that just happened: my kid saw a picture of the Home Alone poster, thought he was looking at a picture of himself, and did the scream face
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November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hey @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com I need to use a bunch of company bucks on something or other and was wondering if you had any opinions on this brand
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Probably shouldn't be a surprise that posters on the last website for people who can read underrated the impact of a big dumb visual symbol
I know it’s dumb and not nearly as meaningful as all the genuinely horrifying things he’s done but I stand by the idea that tearing down half the White House so he could build a big gaudy ballroom was the exact moment where everything started unraveling for Trump.
New York - Net Support For:
Bombing Alleged Drug Boats: -23%
Prosecuting Official Critical Of Trump: -28%
Deploying ICE To Round Up Illegal Immigrants: -28%
Increasing Tariffs On Virtually Everyone: -33%
Demolishing the East Wing: -40%
Siena / Nov 12, 2025
Bombing Alleged Drug Boats: -23%
Prosecuting Official Critical Of Trump: -28%
Deploying ICE To Round Up Illegal Immigrants: -28%
Increasing Tariffs On Virtually Everyone: -33%
Demolishing the East Wing: -40%
Siena / Nov 12, 2025
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Probably shouldn't be a surprise that posters on the last website for people who can read underrated the impact of a big dumb visual symbol
Reposted by Jorvorskie Layne's
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
More like American Can't make me read any of that
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
More like American Can't make me read any of that
Death By Lightning ripped, give that casting director every award
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Death By Lightning ripped, give that casting director every award
I have punished the chickens for their insolence today with shawarma
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have punished the chickens for their insolence today with shawarma
Texas has to give Arch a concussion at halftime if they wanna come back
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Texas has to give Arch a concussion at halftime if they wanna come back
A cool thing about almost certainly going into the Texas game 11-0 is that I already want to jump into a volcano
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A cool thing about almost certainly going into the Texas game 11-0 is that I already want to jump into a volcano
South Carolina has to just go home for the rest of the year imo
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
South Carolina has to just go home for the rest of the year imo