Jorvorskie Layne's
@jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social
Running a scientific experiment to see whether a toddler or this site can give me more psychic damage.
Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.
Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.
Pinned
Describe yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
1. Copperhead
2. Moose
3. Blue footed boobie
4. Bison
5. Banana slug
1. Copperhead
2. Moose
3. Blue footed boobie
4. Bison
5. Banana slug
5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Alligator (I grew up in Florida)
2. Manatee (see above)
3. Bald Eagle
4. Black Bear
5. Bison (visited Yellowstone)
1. Alligator (I grew up in Florida)
2. Manatee (see above)
3. Bald Eagle
4. Black Bear
5. Bison (visited Yellowstone)
5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Alligator (I grew up in Florida)
2. Manatee (see above)
3. Bald Eagle (one wanted to steal the salmon I caught in AK)
4. Moose (also AK, also holy moley are they big)
5. Marines (in Afghanistan)
Hon mention: sneks, deer, so many deer, turkeys...
1. Alligator (I grew up in Florida)
2. Manatee (see above)
3. Bald Eagle (one wanted to steal the salmon I caught in AK)
4. Moose (also AK, also holy moley are they big)
5. Marines (in Afghanistan)
Hon mention: sneks, deer, so many deer, turkeys...
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Describe yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
1. Copperhead
2. Moose
3. Blue footed boobie
4. Bison
5. Banana slug
1. Copperhead
2. Moose
3. Blue footed boobie
4. Bison
5. Banana slug
KC just made it a longer return TD
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
KC just made it a longer return TD
Texas, the fuck is your turf management department up to?
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Texas, the fuck is your turf management department up to?
Once again proving that the most prescient art about AI was the Adam Sandler movie Click
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Once again proving that the most prescient art about AI was the Adam Sandler movie Click
My wife just referred to Kevin Kline as "the hot one from Wild, Wild, West." Thanksgiving has already gotten too real
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My wife just referred to Kevin Kline as "the hot one from Wild, Wild, West." Thanksgiving has already gotten too real
Can I possibly stay up until 10pm for Space Mutiny to come up on the MST3K marathon? Only time will tell.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Can I possibly stay up until 10pm for Space Mutiny to come up on the MST3K marathon? Only time will tell.
Thanksgiving pizzas
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Thanksgiving pizzas
I don't think I've ever posted my very stupid apron that makes my wife roll her eyes every time I use it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I don't think I've ever posted my very stupid apron that makes my wife roll her eyes every time I use it.
Having a non traditional plate tonight
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Having a non traditional plate tonight
Due to flight issues extending my trip an extra day, I am currently experiencing the worst thing in the world: a very busy day before Thanksgiving at work
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Due to flight issues extending my trip an extra day, I am currently experiencing the worst thing in the world: a very busy day before Thanksgiving at work
CFB Bluesky when Liberty loses: haha yes, suck it fundies!
CFB Bluesky when 20 year olds are mean to BYU: this is a Situation that must be Discussed
CFB Bluesky when 20 year olds are mean to BYU: this is a Situation that must be Discussed
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
CFB Bluesky when Liberty loses: haha yes, suck it fundies!
CFB Bluesky when 20 year olds are mean to BYU: this is a Situation that must be Discussed
CFB Bluesky when 20 year olds are mean to BYU: this is a Situation that must be Discussed
I had to get this out of my head like a tumor
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I had to get this out of my head like a tumor
I'm so excited for whatever extension Narduzzi signs this offseason that Pitt fans will be furious about in 3 years
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm so excited for whatever extension Narduzzi signs this offseason that Pitt fans will be furious about in 3 years
Brent Key is so committed to staying at Georgia Tech that he's had them play like ass for a month to scare off suitors
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Brent Key is so committed to staying at Georgia Tech that he's had them play like ass for a month to scare off suitors
Samford's DBs were playing better than Arky's right now.
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Samford's DBs were playing better than Arky's right now.
Meet me at the Greensboro Colonial Twink Statue if you want an ass kicking
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Meet me at the Greensboro Colonial Twink Statue if you want an ass kicking
The longer this Kiffin thing drags on, the more it threatens to turn me into a statue avi guy yelling about honor and virtue or whatever
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The longer this Kiffin thing drags on, the more it threatens to turn me into a statue avi guy yelling about honor and virtue or whatever
This lady at a Greensboro, NC Harris Teeter wearing a "Jesus and Ramen Noodles" sweatshirt feels like a minor @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social character come to life
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This lady at a Greensboro, NC Harris Teeter wearing a "Jesus and Ramen Noodles" sweatshirt feels like a minor @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social character come to life
Humans need carbon and oxygen. Carbon monoxide detectors are just the nanny state trying to keep you from habit stacking 😤
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Humans need carbon and oxygen. Carbon monoxide detectors are just the nanny state trying to keep you from habit stacking 😤
A very fake sounding but real thing that just happened: my kid saw a picture of the Home Alone poster, thought he was looking at a picture of himself, and did the scream face
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A very fake sounding but real thing that just happened: my kid saw a picture of the Home Alone poster, thought he was looking at a picture of himself, and did the scream face
Hey @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com I need to use a bunch of company bucks on something or other and was wondering if you had any opinions on this brand
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November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hey @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com I need to use a bunch of company bucks on something or other and was wondering if you had any opinions on this brand
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Probably shouldn't be a surprise that posters on the last website for people who can read underrated the impact of a big dumb visual symbol
I know it’s dumb and not nearly as meaningful as all the genuinely horrifying things he’s done but I stand by the idea that tearing down half the White House so he could build a big gaudy ballroom was the exact moment where everything started unraveling for Trump.
New York - Net Support For:
Bombing Alleged Drug Boats: -23%
Prosecuting Official Critical Of Trump: -28%
Deploying ICE To Round Up Illegal Immigrants: -28%
Increasing Tariffs On Virtually Everyone: -33%
Demolishing the East Wing: -40%
Siena / Nov 12, 2025
Bombing Alleged Drug Boats: -23%
Prosecuting Official Critical Of Trump: -28%
Deploying ICE To Round Up Illegal Immigrants: -28%
Increasing Tariffs On Virtually Everyone: -33%
Demolishing the East Wing: -40%
Siena / Nov 12, 2025
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Probably shouldn't be a surprise that posters on the last website for people who can read underrated the impact of a big dumb visual symbol
Reposted by Jorvorskie Layne's
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
More like American Can't make me read any of that
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
More like American Can't make me read any of that