Jorvorskie Layne's
@jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social
Running a scientific experiment to see whether a toddler or this site can give me more psychic damage.
Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.
Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.
We did it fam
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
We did it fam
Thanksgiving pizzas
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Thanksgiving pizzas
I don't think I've ever posted my very stupid apron that makes my wife roll her eyes every time I use it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I don't think I've ever posted my very stupid apron that makes my wife roll her eyes every time I use it.
Having a non traditional plate tonight
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Having a non traditional plate tonight
I had to get this out of my head like a tumor
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I had to get this out of my head like a tumor
Meet me at the Greensboro Colonial Twink Statue if you want an ass kicking
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Meet me at the Greensboro Colonial Twink Statue if you want an ass kicking
Even worse, they're honoring 2 axis powers at once
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Even worse, they're honoring 2 axis powers at once
A very fake sounding but real thing that just happened: my kid saw a picture of the Home Alone poster, thought he was looking at a picture of himself, and did the scream face
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A very fake sounding but real thing that just happened: my kid saw a picture of the Home Alone poster, thought he was looking at a picture of himself, and did the scream face
I have punished the chickens for their insolence today with shawarma
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have punished the chickens for their insolence today with shawarma
Slaughterhouse Five affected me so much I bought a poster made out of the text years ago.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Slaughterhouse Five affected me so much I bought a poster made out of the text years ago.
This burst from my skull fully formed like Athena
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This burst from my skull fully formed like Athena
At brunch with a rowdy crowd
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
At brunch with a rowdy crowd
My wife's craftiness is reaching dangerous levels
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My wife's craftiness is reaching dangerous levels
Investing my $20 YTTV credit in the local economy
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Investing my $20 YTTV credit in the local economy
Grocery flyers with threatening auras
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Grocery flyers with threatening auras
Fuck it, Libmode reengaged
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Fuck it, Libmode reengaged
Someday, this NYC mayoral election's gonna end
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Someday, this NYC mayoral election's gonna end
Left it under the broiler just a hair too long, but I'm pretty happy with this cornbread strata
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Left it under the broiler just a hair too long, but I'm pretty happy with this cornbread strata
The only thing he was right about
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The only thing he was right about
A+ fight choreography, A++ protagonist jacket
October 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A+ fight choreography, A++ protagonist jacket
Doing cinema tonight
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Doing cinema tonight
I don't even have a super long mute list, but it is helping today
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I don't even have a super long mute list, but it is helping today
Important reminder
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Important reminder