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Mid 30s ADHD computer programmer. Nerd. White. Enby (they/them).
I reject my hormones and substitute my own.

If you follow me without so much as liking a post of mine I will assume you're a bot and block you.
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It's been that kind of day
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If you want your ACA coverage to be active on January 1, you must’ve enrolled by today. You can enroll up to Jan 15 but then coverage won’t start until February. Meaning they’re asking people to either go without coverage or take a chance on enrolling in a plan they know they can’t afford.
UPDATE: Susan Collins after meeting says goal is to announce a plan, with vote next year to restore expiring subsidies. She said it’s too late to get a bill signed before end of the year.
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Hey sluts, I'm back.

Here's why I was suspended and my reaction to it.
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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6. Why does Pepsi do this? Walmart’s promise is: Keep us the king of our domain and we’ll make you the king of yours. Walmart helps Pepsi dominate the drink market in exchange for Pepsi ensuring that Walmart dominates groceries.
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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"artificially slow" sir you're driving a 4 ton pile of metal around, none of this is natural
December 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
The verye next daye ther came a wolf
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Rowling: you know that great feeling you get from huffing markersss?
Koontz: do i???
Koontz: [huffing Mr Sketch] mmmm fruit punch!
Poe: i don't think that's the kind of marker she's talking about dean
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Here are the bylaws for Donald Trump Jr.’s Executive Branch club.

I don’t believe the full document has been reported before.

It was publicly available — the link was buried in the club website’s source code.

admin.executivebranch.com/wp-content/u...
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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“If it goes away when you take your meds it’s probably not a character flaw” is something I have to tell myself often.
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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So one of the World Cup matches here on Seattle is supposed to celebrate LGBTQ+ fans. Unfortunately the two teams "randomly" selected to play that match are... Egypt and Iran. This World Cup is already cursed.

www.outsports.com/2025/12/7/24...
Iran and Egypt set to play Seattle's World Cup LGBTQ Pride Match - Outsports
A World Cup match in Seattle has been named the Pride Match. That game now features Egypt and Iran, which imprison gay people.
www.outsports.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: @warren.senate.gov is not an ally of LGBTQ+ people.

She has repeatedly chosen to push anti-queer legislation even when educated on why it is so harmful.

At some point, when someone tells you who they are, listen. And she's telling us loudly & clearly.
Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.

This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I made you something just now
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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His name was Tom Lyle and he was a good dude.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lyle
Tom Lyle - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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remember everyone; this guy is personal friends with a number of actual pedophiles, including jeremy malcom (caught importing csam into australia) who worked for pro-pedophile group protasia alongside jessie singal, a racist pedophile who loves trying to drive trans women to suicide!
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Dems ONLY policy is “lol what are you gonna do? Vote for the other guy? Fuck off.” And then they get upset when we decide to listen and fuck off. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You want my vote? Give me something to vote FOR.
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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if eve barlow ever shows up here we all post fartlow and then block agreed
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM