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probably just a coincidence that in this hypothetical scenario the person in question theoretically made a post criticizing a certain mod before suddenly getting tossed in Gay Baby Jail for a week 🤷🏻♀️
seems like a classic case of double jeopardy to me, but what do i know. i'm not a law surgeon or anything
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when you eat an edible before babysitting
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
when you eat an edible before babysitting
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these guys need to be subjected to literal scaphism on live television as a deterrent to any future wannabe "secretaries of war" or ethnic cleansers. it needs to be ceausescu time
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
these guys need to be subjected to literal scaphism on live television as a deterrent to any future wannabe "secretaries of war" or ethnic cleansers. it needs to be ceausescu time
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Bad News: if you described internment camps “but for illegals” to the median american voter, they would support it.
Good news: if the median American voter saw the internment camps, they would not support it.
The median voter lacks object permanence and is a hedonist, hope this helps! 👍
Good news: if the median American voter saw the internment camps, they would not support it.
The median voter lacks object permanence and is a hedonist, hope this helps! 👍
we're going to have to do the whole thing again where we explain to people that "white nationalism" and "white supremacism" are the same thing, because mass expulsion of a certain people intrinsically requires murderous violence
October 15, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Bad News: if you described internment camps “but for illegals” to the median american voter, they would support it.
Good news: if the median American voter saw the internment camps, they would not support it.
The median voter lacks object permanence and is a hedonist, hope this helps! 👍
Good news: if the median American voter saw the internment camps, they would not support it.
The median voter lacks object permanence and is a hedonist, hope this helps! 👍
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Don’t worry, citizens! The gop will absolutely stop this pogrom once they get enough. They would never turn the weapon on you!
Anyway, time to stop raising the salience of our president’s ongoing pogrom against brown people, citizens or not alike, and get serious about debating how we can restore rural healthcare.
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Don’t worry, citizens! The gop will absolutely stop this pogrom once they get enough. They would never turn the weapon on you!
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Yeah man we can definitely norms and decency our way out of this one
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Yeah man we can definitely norms and decency our way out of this one
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They deferred utopia and put up a parking lot
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
They deferred utopia and put up a parking lot
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Military wives would rather masturbate than go to therapy
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Military wives would rather masturbate than go to therapy
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depressed mario triple jumping like “ugh” “ok” “*deep sigh*”
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
depressed mario triple jumping like “ugh” “ok” “*deep sigh*”
[slaps top of microwave] this bad boy can fit so many 2am sad person frozen pasta meals
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
[slaps top of microwave] this bad boy can fit so many 2am sad person frozen pasta meals
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son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
(rerun)
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
(rerun)
was pleasantly surprised this morning when the delivery estimate for my new microwave got narrowed down from 1:00-5:00 to a straightforward "they'll be there at 1:15"
of course every time i've refreshed since then it's gone up by 5-7 minutes soooo yeah they'll be here at 5:30
of course every time i've refreshed since then it's gone up by 5-7 minutes soooo yeah they'll be here at 5:30
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
was pleasantly surprised this morning when the delivery estimate for my new microwave got narrowed down from 1:00-5:00 to a straightforward "they'll be there at 1:15"
of course every time i've refreshed since then it's gone up by 5-7 minutes soooo yeah they'll be here at 5:30
of course every time i've refreshed since then it's gone up by 5-7 minutes soooo yeah they'll be here at 5:30
the way it animates when you close it is a crime
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
the way it animates when you close it is a crime
it's important to have a system
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
it's important to have a system
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i survived the various givings of thanks, hooray
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i survived the various givings of thanks, hooray
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me: [wearing my "one regret" shirt]
someone else: [wearing a "you never got to lick a piece of the aggro crag" shirt]
me: [now wearing a "two regrets" shirt]
someone else: [wearing a "you never got to lick a piece of the aggro crag" shirt]
me: [now wearing a "two regrets" shirt]
if i died today at least i could say i lived with no regrets
okay maybe one regret: that i never got to go on Legends of the Hidden Temple
okay maybe one regret: that i never got to go on Legends of the Hidden Temple
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
me: [wearing my "one regret" shirt]
someone else: [wearing a "you never got to lick a piece of the aggro crag" shirt]
me: [now wearing a "two regrets" shirt]
someone else: [wearing a "you never got to lick a piece of the aggro crag" shirt]
me: [now wearing a "two regrets" shirt]
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[sarah mclachlan song plays over a black and white montage of banger posts with 1-2 likes]
hundreds of great posters die every year from lack of attention
but this crisis isn't unsolvable. in fact, for just one repost a minute *you* could save a life today
hundreds of great posters die every year from lack of attention
but this crisis isn't unsolvable. in fact, for just one repost a minute *you* could save a life today
wildly swinging between "ahh it's great to be a lowbie again" and "[refreshing notifications] BUT WHERE DOPAMINE ☹️☹️☹️"
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
[sarah mclachlan song plays over a black and white montage of banger posts with 1-2 likes]
hundreds of great posters die every year from lack of attention
but this crisis isn't unsolvable. in fact, for just one repost a minute *you* could save a life today
hundreds of great posters die every year from lack of attention
but this crisis isn't unsolvable. in fact, for just one repost a minute *you* could save a life today
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eve 6: one of the many things that this site has ruined for me with cursed knowledge
as much as it hurts to say this, i propose we disqualify Inside Out on account of it being written by a chaser
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
eve 6: one of the many things that this site has ruined for me with cursed knowledge
[the entirety of the us federal government with a speech bubble aimed at the quoted post]
those orphans with cancer have had a free ride long enough
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
[the entirety of the us federal government with a speech bubble aimed at the quoted post]
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they should let you round DOWN to the nearest dollar to take money away from charity, it's only fair
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
they should let you round DOWN to the nearest dollar to take money away from charity, it's only fair
keyboard cowards? there is no act braver than Posting
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
keyboard cowards? there is no act braver than Posting
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There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
my two favorite things about being genderfluid are the endless aerial combos and the utterly broken power to multiply throwables
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
my two favorite things about being genderfluid are the endless aerial combos and the utterly broken power to multiply throwables