[FRANTICALLY HELPING]
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
[FRANTICALLY HELPING]
[slaps top of microwave] this bad boy can fit so many 2am sad person frozen pasta meals
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
[slaps top of microwave] this bad boy can fit so many 2am sad person frozen pasta meals
was pleasantly surprised this morning when the delivery estimate for my new microwave got narrowed down from 1:00-5:00 to a straightforward "they'll be there at 1:15"
of course every time i've refreshed since then it's gone up by 5-7 minutes soooo yeah they'll be here at 5:30
of course every time i've refreshed since then it's gone up by 5-7 minutes soooo yeah they'll be here at 5:30
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
was pleasantly surprised this morning when the delivery estimate for my new microwave got narrowed down from 1:00-5:00 to a straightforward "they'll be there at 1:15"
of course every time i've refreshed since then it's gone up by 5-7 minutes soooo yeah they'll be here at 5:30
of course every time i've refreshed since then it's gone up by 5-7 minutes soooo yeah they'll be here at 5:30
the way it animates when you close it is a crime
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
the way it animates when you close it is a crime
it's important to have a system
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
it's important to have a system
just hit the unsubscribe button? yeah that sounds simple, but it ignores the fact that Everything Is Broken And Shit Now
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
just hit the unsubscribe button? yeah that sounds simple, but it ignores the fact that Everything Is Broken And Shit Now
if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding
how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding
how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
on top of all that, there exists another cereal-based candy bar that is a huge direct upgrade in every respect:
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
on top of all that, there exists another cereal-based candy bar that is a huge direct upgrade in every respect:
oh you'll be eating good
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
oh you'll be eating good
don't mind me i'm just googling Remade fanart and going "hmmm" at it a bunch for no particular reason or anything just because
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
don't mind me i'm just googling Remade fanart and going "hmmm" at it a bunch for no particular reason or anything just because
yeah! that cover is magical realism-coded af
meanwhile the actual vibe is this:
meanwhile the actual vibe is this:
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
yeah! that cover is magical realism-coded af
meanwhile the actual vibe is this:
meanwhile the actual vibe is this:
if i'd have known this book was as cool as it is i'd have read it *years* ago
between the title and this cover i never even realized it was fantasy at all, let alone one full of freak shit
between the title and this cover i never even realized it was fantasy at all, let alone one full of freak shit
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
if i'd have known this book was as cool as it is i'd have read it *years* ago
between the title and this cover i never even realized it was fantasy at all, let alone one full of freak shit
between the title and this cover i never even realized it was fantasy at all, let alone one full of freak shit
oh FUCK that's, uh.... yeah. hmm.
[this-better-not-awaken-anything.gif]
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November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
oh FUCK that's, uh.... yeah. hmm.
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i survived the various givings of thanks, hooray
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i survived the various givings of thanks, hooray
it's really annoying!
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
it's really annoying!
i do love this color though
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
i do love this color though
this bit would be great if only it weren't burdened with the context of literally every single word in the song before it
![[Outro]
Penis](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o3jjppui4mzmynhs6oqzhgii/bafkreignjomlhvjdttntkaqiehnf45ygyhqyzbbmzceysghohybj7m7asy@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
this bit would be great if only it weren't burdened with the context of literally every single word in the song before it
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
