Ignatius Thornycroft
@igthornycroft.bsky.social
running around in circles with my arms out yelling "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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Volcano is a good movie basically because it's the only movie that recognizes the innate, superhuman heroism of major metropolitan mass transit agency employees.
December 13, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Volcano is a good movie basically because it's the only movie that recognizes the innate, superhuman heroism of major metropolitan mass transit agency employees.
[rolling up sleeves and sighing] guess this load isn't going to blow itself
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
[rolling up sleeves and sighing] guess this load isn't going to blow itself
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found out where yer da lives
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 AM
found out where yer da lives
sometime very soon i fear being a weird horny gremlin will cease to function as a coping mechanism to dull the horror and anxiety of everything that's happening in my life and that's going to be brutal
December 1, 2025 at 9:29 AM
sometime very soon i fear being a weird horny gremlin will cease to function as a coping mechanism to dull the horror and anxiety of everything that's happening in my life and that's going to be brutal
feel like i need to have a week where i crash on someone's couch and force myself to go out for walks and visit places and socialise and do things. just take a week away from my current life to reset my brain
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
feel like i need to have a week where i crash on someone's couch and force myself to go out for walks and visit places and socialise and do things. just take a week away from my current life to reset my brain
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it’s not that the number 69 really is all that funny past the age of like twelve. it’s that it’s fun to pretend it is
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
it’s not that the number 69 really is all that funny past the age of like twelve. it’s that it’s fun to pretend it is
greetings from windy but calming seatoun beach
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
greetings from windy but calming seatoun beach
doing an early christmas this weekend bc it's the only time we can get the family together. so lovely to have a chill little celebration with good food and minimal stress/formality
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
doing an early christmas this weekend bc it's the only time we can get the family together. so lovely to have a chill little celebration with good food and minimal stress/formality
gooner thoughtfully compiling a list of the porn gifs he wants played at his funeral
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
gooner thoughtfully compiling a list of the porn gifs he wants played at his funeral
hoping the stress and trauma of the last couple months at least gives me some hot grey streaks in my hair
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
hoping the stress and trauma of the last couple months at least gives me some hot grey streaks in my hair
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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i loom over you. i boop your nose. stop hitting yourself. i mean for you to snarfle up my pungent harvest. i intend that you absolutely motorboat it. i mean for you to nuzzle it. here comes the airplane. soups on. im dominating you with my various fluids. my precious
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i loom over you. i boop your nose. stop hitting yourself. i mean for you to snarfle up my pungent harvest. i intend that you absolutely motorboat it. i mean for you to nuzzle it. here comes the airplane. soups on. im dominating you with my various fluids. my precious
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Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Excuse to post a classic?
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happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
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me to my friends after a film: pure cinema. the use of practical lighting made everything feel so diegetically grounded. the way the palette shifted gradually felt so connected to the emotional temperature of the scene rather than being purely aesthetic.
me on letterboxd: Wa waa Wee Wa
me on letterboxd: Wa waa Wee Wa
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
me to my friends after a film: pure cinema. the use of practical lighting made everything feel so diegetically grounded. the way the palette shifted gradually felt so connected to the emotional temperature of the scene rather than being purely aesthetic.
me on letterboxd: Wa waa Wee Wa
me on letterboxd: Wa waa Wee Wa
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Weird how when a Boonta Vista hikikomori leftist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with BPD hoes and neckbeards in the notifications.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Weird how when a Boonta Vista hikikomori leftist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with BPD hoes and neckbeards in the notifications.
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hey there, sailor. ive got a hole that goes ALLLLL the way in 😉
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
hey there, sailor. ive got a hole that goes ALLLLL the way in 😉
need to get this so i can see it the way my parents first experienced the film (on an 8mm print rented from the local dairy and projected on the living room wall)
though i won't get the added bonus of my dad sneaking out of the room and back in with a chainsaw to rev during a quiet moment
though i won't get the added bonus of my dad sneaking out of the room and back in with a chainsaw to rev during a quiet moment
8 rare & iconic versions of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) on Blu-ray for the first time ever in the Chain Reactions Limited Edition Mediabook. Available 12/2 only on Dark Sky Selects.
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November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
need to get this so i can see it the way my parents first experienced the film (on an 8mm print rented from the local dairy and projected on the living room wall)
though i won't get the added bonus of my dad sneaking out of the room and back in with a chainsaw to rev during a quiet moment
though i won't get the added bonus of my dad sneaking out of the room and back in with a chainsaw to rev during a quiet moment
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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Karen Chhour is quoted in this piece actively promoting conversion practices, after previously comparing gender affirming care to torture at Lake Alice. This coalition is evil. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Govt halts new puberty blockers prescriptions for gender-affirming care
Green Party MP Ricardo Menéndez March says the government is "buying into imported culture wars" .
www.rnz.co.nz
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Karen Chhour is quoted in this piece actively promoting conversion practices, after previously comparing gender affirming care to torture at Lake Alice. This coalition is evil. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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splitting my day up using the pornodoro method where I work for 5 minutes and then look at porno for 25
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
splitting my day up using the pornodoro method where I work for 5 minutes and then look at porno for 25
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I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory