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@beefskeleton.bsky.social
measure never, cut immediately. he/him
we should "Wippa" his nuts with an extension cord for pulling this fucking scam
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
we should "Wippa" his nuts with an extension cord for pulling this fucking scam
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
sexuality-erasing Gonzo was like: and Tiny Tim, who was NOT bi
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
sexuality-erasing Gonzo was like: and Tiny Tim, who was NOT bi
yeah but he's a frog so
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
yeah but he's a frog so
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unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
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I feel really sad for people who use chat gpt because it means they don’t have friends
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I feel really sad for people who use chat gpt because it means they don’t have friends
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
fuckin nearly got knocked down like six times this morning by kids just letting the hoop and stick hoop get away from them and roll down the street all helter skelter. bring back the web sites.
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
fuckin nearly got knocked down like six times this morning by kids just letting the hoop and stick hoop get away from them and roll down the street all helter skelter. bring back the web sites.
ten years ago we had ministers named John Help, Stewart Uplift, Jessica Liberate.
now we just have Steve Punish, Jason Deprive, Maria Withhold
now we just have Steve Punish, Jason Deprive, Maria Withhold
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
ten years ago we had ministers named John Help, Stewart Uplift, Jessica Liberate.
now we just have Steve Punish, Jason Deprive, Maria Withhold
now we just have Steve Punish, Jason Deprive, Maria Withhold
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Could be worse. Probably will be.
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Could be worse. Probably will be.
it's so good to me that everything is scams all the way down, and then when the scams run out it's cons and swindles, then we hit a layer of rooks and flimflam and only THEN do we get a go at the shell game.
Your reminder that the social media ban was invented by 2 guys with a commercial interest in monitoring your children:
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
it's so good to me that everything is scams all the way down, and then when the scams run out it's cons and swindles, then we hit a layer of rooks and flimflam and only THEN do we get a go at the shell game.
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half life 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.
December 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
half life 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.
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going to therapy is fucked up cause I have to say all this really personal shit about myself but I worry if I ask my therapist a single personal question beyond "how are you today" I immediately feel like I've become Hannibal Lecter
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
going to therapy is fucked up cause I have to say all this really personal shit about myself but I worry if I ask my therapist a single personal question beyond "how are you today" I immediately feel like I've become Hannibal Lecter
the absolute state of this rat-piss ass hole
📢 Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is encouraging children to catch up face-to-face ahead of the under-16s social media ban.
PM Albanese delivers message to kids ahead of social media ban
www.smh.com.au
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
the absolute state of this rat-piss ass hole
they lowered my hecs and yet,
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
they lowered my hecs and yet,
i don't WANNA verify my fucken identity! go away!!
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i don't WANNA verify my fucken identity! go away!!
if I saw a tesla robot i would start kicking and attacking it
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
if I saw a tesla robot i would start kicking and attacking it
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computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
shout out to the interstitial DJs at meredith whose remit is to deliver the most punishingly good 15 minute remix you've ever heard while also having to maintain an undeniable "let's all go to the lobby" energy
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
shout out to the interstitial DJs at meredith whose remit is to deliver the most punishingly good 15 minute remix you've ever heard while also having to maintain an undeniable "let's all go to the lobby" energy
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This Powerful New Vince Gilligan Series Tells Girls About Something Called PLERBIS
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This Powerful New Vince Gilligan Series Tells Girls About Something Called PLERBIS
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folks we are just following account policy here: if there’s a BX 4TC that gets listed, I’m posting it
www.gt-vintage.com/stock-voitur...
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December 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
folks we are just following account policy here: if there’s a BX 4TC that gets listed, I’m posting it
www.gt-vintage.com/stock-voitur...
www.gt-vintage.com/stock-voitur...