Jess
banner
iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Jess
@iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Creature fan.

Also on here: https://boxd.it/1hSWH
Reposted by Jess
#FrogFriday 🐸:
J. Martin Pollock
“I AM AT THE ZOO BRING ME A FLY.” 1923
Lithograph in colours, backed on linen, 40 x 25 in. (102 x 64 cm)
London Underground / London Zoo
www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-5...
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reposted by Jess
The World’s Best Joke

grassyvalley.thecomi...
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Finally took the tiny rocks out my purse that I had collected at the beach this summer. The half pink/tan one is my favorite. #coolrocksfromthebeach
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Startled a man by saying bless you to him when he sneezed at the cafe. My purpose in life.
December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I watched If I Had Legs I’d Kick You tonight and it’s very good but I have no desire to see it again.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Reposted by Jess
As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Reposted by Jess
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I trust him fully.
The mischievous and playful blue ogre Hatakki is one of a pair of mascots for Takahata Town, Yamagata Prefecture.
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reposted by Jess
When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Friend took a candid photo of me over the weekend where I look so bad that I think it’s ruined my self esteem for the next month at least.
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Reposted by Jess
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Reposted by Jess
I like to think I keep myself well informed. I keep up to date with word searches and mazes.
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Love this bright yellow house I walk by once a week.
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Reposted by Jess
imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Would love to crawl into a burrow at the end of each day. Is anyone working on that for us?
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Reposted by Jess
BREAKING NEWS THERE IS A CAT AT THE BAR
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Someone in this picture is very grumpy today.
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Acquired some kind of anti-party gene when I was created.
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Reposted by Jess
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Reposted by Jess
love these little grabby guys at the bottom of my arms
September 17, 2023 at 5:51 AM
Reposted by Jess
attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Reposted by Jess
Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reposted by Jess
hug your foolish friend
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by Jess
Avoid joking around with friends at all cost if you hate smiling and laughing
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So cold today but I saw a group of juncos earlier—nice winter guys.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM