Spooky Jess
@iamnotaboat.bsky.social
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I love little creatures. Please show them to me. Also on here https://boxd.it/1hSWH
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Tripped and fell at the park and scraped a bunch of skin off two of my knuckles but everything else is fine. Also I tripped on nothing lol.
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Birds are super fun to draw. I love their shapes, colours and charisma.

This is a Tufted Titmouse.

#art #birds
Did two of them. It’s only 2pm but tomorrow is another day.
There’s three different things I need to do today. Let’s see if I do any of them before the sun sets later.
Kind of love these. Every library should create weird online rooms.
A big congratulations to @baybayfriend.bsky.social for presumably designing these "virtual rooms" my public library offers for "Children" "Teens" and "Adults"
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あまりにもまっすぐな目で見つめてくるもんだから
こんなん撮るしかないじゃないですか

📷20251012 #高知県立のいち動物公園 #スナドリネコ
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
Reposted two Star Trek things today even though I’m back to watching The X Files (on season 6). Star Trek is always on my mind.
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If you’re new to bluesky you should find and account you like and pretend it’s your wife. Show its posts to your coworkers and be like I love her so much
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still really proud of this piece - I wrote it before the theft software we've been falsely calling "A.I." became ubiquitous, but I think it still outlines all the ways these ghoulish processes are an affront to the dignity of the living and the dead.
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After years of knowing that the Star Trek Deep Space 9 trading card of Odo losing his virginity exists, I finally made the bad decision to purchase a copy.

Now I have this thing!
Saw someone I knew coming down the street and hid behind a tree. A classic move that works when you’re not feeling it.
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Accidentally learned too many platypus facts in a short space of time and had to go stand outside for a few minutes to calm down
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pretty sure this line of dialogue from the first episode of The Chair Company is going with me to the grave
The Chair Company is so good if you like weird shows.
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Was watching old Conan episodes and I wish he still had his late night show. Funniest and weirdest host by far.
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it would be awesome to live in the pigs world
From: Fair, then Partly Piggy (1988), dir. Toshio Hirata, Oh! Production
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jerry seinfeld on the phone: you're at lake MUNGO?!
Funny when you gently pat a cat and it goes “mmrph.”
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Why do birds suddenly appear?