Jess
@iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Reposted by Jess
I trust him fully.
The mischievous and playful blue ogre Hatakki is one of a pair of mascots for Takahata Town, Yamagata Prefecture.
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I trust him fully.
Reposted by Jess
When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
Friend took a candid photo of me over the weekend where I look so bad that I think it’s ruined my self esteem for the next month at least.
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Friend took a candid photo of me over the weekend where I look so bad that I think it’s ruined my self esteem for the next month at least.
Reposted by Jess
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
Reposted by Jess
I like to think I keep myself well informed. I keep up to date with word searches and mazes.
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I like to think I keep myself well informed. I keep up to date with word searches and mazes.
Love this bright yellow house I walk by once a week.
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Love this bright yellow house I walk by once a week.
Reposted by Jess
imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
Would love to crawl into a burrow at the end of each day. Is anyone working on that for us?
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Would love to crawl into a burrow at the end of each day. Is anyone working on that for us?
Reposted by Jess
BREAKING NEWS THERE IS A CAT AT THE BAR
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
BREAKING NEWS THERE IS A CAT AT THE BAR
Someone in this picture is very grumpy today.
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Someone in this picture is very grumpy today.
Acquired some kind of anti-party gene when I was created.
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Acquired some kind of anti-party gene when I was created.
Reposted by Jess
Reposted by Jess
love these little grabby guys at the bottom of my arms
September 17, 2023 at 5:51 AM
love these little grabby guys at the bottom of my arms
Reposted by Jess
attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
Reposted by Jess
Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
Reposted by Jess
hug your foolish friend
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
hug your foolish friend
Reposted by Jess
Avoid joking around with friends at all cost if you hate smiling and laughing
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Avoid joking around with friends at all cost if you hate smiling and laughing
So cold today but I saw a group of juncos earlier—nice winter guys.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
So cold today but I saw a group of juncos earlier—nice winter guys.
Reposted by Jess
(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
July 6, 2023 at 9:38 AM
(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
Reposted by Jess
Looked at an Adirondack chair on Wayfair once three years ago and they will never let me forget. Marked for life as a person interested in chairs.
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Looked at an Adirondack chair on Wayfair once three years ago and they will never let me forget. Marked for life as a person interested in chairs.
Reposted by Jess
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM