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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 2h

my teenager fell for the 20 buck Dubai chocolate thing and boy oh boy was it disappointing. I've had at least 55 better chocolates at american gas stations over the years

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Ken Miller @akskierken.bsky.social · 5h

Holy fuck people.

STOP MAKING AND SHARING AI PROTEST PICTURES!

We’re literally making our signs with cardboard. It isn’t hard.

Hell, if you need a protest picture with a specific message, just post on here and someone will make it happen.

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 18h

maybe next time!!

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 20h

were you in the penguin costumes?? I was there in my dragon suit!!

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 1d

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 1d

Happy "You're Not As Alone As You Feel" day to all who celebrate!!!

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 1d

I heard a podcast that went deeper into detail about her life than I'd heard before and I knew she was cool but holy hell she was the bomb

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know how it stacks up against Mountain Dew (which i assume it is patterned after) since I don't think I've had more than 2 sips of MD in my whole life but I am really loving this

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Alyssa Milano @alyssamilano.bsky.social · 2d

My husband’s ballot came in the mail. Mine did not. I looked into why and…

I was purged from the voting roll.

PLEASE CONFIRM YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION.

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 2d

Tregarrick, what a weird name

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Will🇺🇸📎✌️🌲 @econaturalist.bsky.social · 3d

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 2d

was his maiden name Hapsburg

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 2d

what in tarnation

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 2d

bet them third are all white

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 3d

does the grim reaper have venmo cause I will pay for expedited service

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 3d

have reached the age where instead of this man look charmingly elderly like he did when I was a kid I now IMMEDIATELY thought OMG HE LOOKS SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN ME

columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 3d

that time of the week again!

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 3d

it's terrifying how badly I needed this. the voice in my head has been whispering all morning "wouldn't it feel so good to just give up...like think of the relief. is any of this even worth it anymore " thanks ❤️

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A.D.🍀🦩 @adwills.bsky.social · 3d

Please keep going, bro. Take breaks if you need them. Take care of yourself. Shut things down for a bit. Surround yourself with your favourite things. Just keep going. I get it's easier said than done. I've been through this. It's crushing sometimes. Please don't give up. Don't let anyone else win.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"

The Instagram account Saint featured me. The first slide says: "Derek Guy - Dieworkwear. Derek Guy is a menswear writer who has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. He also runs a menswear blog called Die, Workwear"

One of the slides showing my favorite products. It's it's a big bag of Hagen pigeon food. The food is fortified with the vitamins and nutrients pigeons need.

Instagram user writes: "Why tf do i need pigeon food for my outfit." I replied: "this is what i can afford to eat after spending all my money on clothes ::sad face::"

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 4d

im so sorry, in this time of large scale external loss it's so extra awful to have to deal with large scale internal loss. sending hugs friend 🫂

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Will🇺🇸📎✌️🌲 @econaturalist.bsky.social · 5d

Rock the vote!

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 4d

subtle protest in the workplace today

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 4d

I thought the same thing, like jeez o pete maybe that menopause brain fog is feckin lead poisoning?!?!

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SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious @heyitsmekelly.bsky.social · 5d

well shit

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 5d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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