SuperKellyFragileMysticAlyeskaDocious
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the number of times in my life I have uttered the words "what on earth is thi-OHHH NO"
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
the number of times in my life I have uttered the words "what on earth is thi-OHHH NO"
And yes I do know the birth rate is dropping because of the sick Society we live in and the decisions made by greedy capitalist pigs but also sometimes thinking about other things is fun
December 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
And yes I do know the birth rate is dropping because of the sick Society we live in and the decisions made by greedy capitalist pigs but also sometimes thinking about other things is fun
I mean at least they scootched the mini trampoline he used to get up there out of the frame
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I mean at least they scootched the mini trampoline he used to get up there out of the frame
taking tally of how many men over the years I have either known or known through acquaintance who have accidentally shot themselves versus how many women and I think we all can guess the point spread
December 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
taking tally of how many men over the years I have either known or known through acquaintance who have accidentally shot themselves versus how many women and I think we all can guess the point spread
no it most definitely does not!
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
no it most definitely does not!
two teams, Team Meathead or Team Dickhead. Rob Reiner, I miss you already ❤️
a man with a mustache is sitting at a table in front of a fruit bowl .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting at a table in front of a fruit bowl .
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December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
two teams, Team Meathead or Team Dickhead. Rob Reiner, I miss you already ❤️
truly bipolar 😆
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
truly bipolar 😆
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Stole this gem earlier this morning
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Stole this gem earlier this morning
plus, what jury would convict...all she'd have to do is play all the clips of her dad saying how much he'd like to have sex with her
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
plus, what jury would convict...all she'd have to do is play all the clips of her dad saying how much he'd like to have sex with her
no no no, I want Ivanka to be the one that snaps
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
no no no, I want Ivanka to be the one that snaps
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that's cougaring to the MAX
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
that's cougaring to the MAX
a good thick dose of sauce is a veggie serving or 2 so it's a "mom for the win" favorite 😆
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
a good thick dose of sauce is a veggie serving or 2 so it's a "mom for the win" favorite 😆