Hercule Pyro
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Hercule Pyro
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The horrors persist.
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Quentin Tarantino wants to make you aware of every single opinion of his, whether you actually want to or not.
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Miracle on Rule 34th Street (1994)
December 22, 2023 at 3:41 PM
The sooner we get over the idea that media needs to be interconnected franchise universes, the better.
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I guess it never really had legs after all.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
John Carpenter's The Lord of the Rings.

No, really. Keith David as Aragorn. Victor Wong as Bilbo. Kurt Russel as Boromir.

It's so beautiful in my mind.
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

(Note: This almost happened for real!)
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I went to creepypasta island and everyone there said your name and the exact time and location of your death while bleeding hyperrealistic blood from their eyes
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
As a wise old owl once said, assumptions are the mother of all fuck-ups.
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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My Name Is A Killing Word, Jeeves!
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Muscular Christianity.

“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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This kind of image plays differently if you’re familiar with the history of Ireland’s school system.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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WHICH ONE'S RUMBLE
WHICH ONE'S FRENZY
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Cool fact: The iconic deep, metallic gong noise you hear in Goldeneye's OST especially the Pause Menu track is actually a tambourine sound from the E-mu Proteus FX sound module pitched down
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Ditto music or films or TV.

If you disagree with the politics or culture of a distributor, and boycott them, but still consume work via piracy (YouTube, file sharing etc) without finding a way of paying the artist, you’re not protesting, or really even boycotting. You’re consuming while in denial.
"i'm raging against the machine by stealing this book from an online portal that stole a bunch of books"

counterpoint, no you're not. you're in denial and you sound really dumb.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Udo Kier was a lot like Leslie Neilsen, to my mind. His presence made a lot of bad movies bearable, and elevated good ones.
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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"But Dune-"
*smack* "HERBERT IS DEEEEAD"

*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND HIS ESTATE DOESN'T FUND QUEERPHOBIC CAUSES"

*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND A RAGING HOMOPHOBE HE DIDN'T PLEDGE OVER 80% OF HIS NET WORTH TO DESTROYING QUEER PEOPLE"
August 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Weeeeelll he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy
Gave away my possessions and moved into a Chevy
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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"Please allow me to introduce myself,
"I'm a man of wealth and taste..."
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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No hate watching.
No hate watching.
No. Fucking. Hate watching.
HBO CEO Casey Bloys says 'HARRY POTTER' Season 2 is already being written

"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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page from 'Creep Heap 2025' from 2024
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM